Top 4 Tico Comebacks(vote for your favorite)

[RaoulDuke]

Yeah I know, but damn she is a spunky one. I was under the impression that should could fight her own battles, but thanks Mods for dispelling that theory.

I would say she's full of spunk. Not actuallly spunky. But she does smell a lil spunky.............

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

As for the videos, I seriously doubt anyone would pay to see your tiny **** in being stuck into my obese mother(except for me and I already get to see that for free). The bookie chit-chat just lost a classic poster. Free Nes!!!

Oh... that was a comeback? Raul, you're gonna have to give your boyfriend a hand there cause that shit is weak. Honestly, read it, very weak.

 

[MMMIA]

Gotta Love American Toilet Humor:nopityA:

 

[RaoulDuke]

Oh... that was a comeback? Raul, you're gonna have to give your boyfriend a hand there cause that shit is weak. Honestly, read it, very weak.

wasn't a comeback was just telling you to read the above post....

 

[NES]

Gotta Love American Toilet Humor:nopityA:

Yeah, Costarican Toilet Humor is pretty good too, but it just ends up in the river with the rest of the shit here.

Hey Fluffer, a pathetic momma/train/ho joke is not really worthy of a good comeback is it? I think tiny penis jokes are about par for the course.

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

That's the post i quoted dipshit.... what you said is just good old fashion sticking up for your boyfriend crap.

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

Yeah, Costarican Toilet Humor is pretty good too, but it just ends up in the river with the rest of the shit here.

Hey Fluffer, a pathetic momma/train/ho joke is not really worthy of a good comeback is it? I think tiny penis jokes are about par for the course.

Dude i don't want to hear about your "baby dick"!

:monsters-


That's between you and Raul and you should discuss this as a couple.

 

[NES]

Dude i don't want to hear about your "baby dick".

And you are criticizing my comebacks? Come on dude, you are lacking on focus man!

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

Did you run out of comebacks already or are you just sucking eachother off like a couple of ass faggots?

 

[NES]

Listen SpermMusher, as soon as you come up with something worthy of a good comeback I will supply you with one.

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

So "lacking focus" is your big comeback? Accept when you have been beat cause you got nothing, you can bring it all day and i will always dish it out better than you. biatch.

 

[NES]

BoneToucher,

Is it just me or do we post at the same time everytime? To be honest with you I am a little off my game down in in the rubber room, I dont belong here!!!! But come on man, you are calling me out with some pretty un-original shit over here, I got nothing to work with man!!!!!

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

So now i'm your buddy? get the fuck out of here you god damm pole smoker... go back to sucking Rauls **** 24/7 and get the fuck out of the RR. This is a man's room... cocksuckers like you have no place here. This is just for hardcore motherfuckers like my self and few others... that's why i took this god damm job damm it!!!!!!!!

:youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad:

 

[NES]

So now i'm your buddy? get the fuck out of here you god damm pole smoker... go back to sucking Rauls **** 24/7 and get the fuck out of the RR. This is a man's room... cocksuckers like you have no place here. This is just for hardcore motherfuckers like my self and few others... that's why i took this god damm job damm it!!!!!!!!

:youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad::youmad:

Dude youre about as hardcore as my left nut, I know you think your on to something with your gay jokes but Derek has already cornered the market on that one chump.

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

Dude it took you 16 minutes to come up with that and it is absolute crap... and you finish off by bringing in another one of your boyfriends in the mix to try and bail you out... you are weak.

 

[MMMIA]

que es la vara con los gringos que se creen la ultima coca cola en el desierto
hno:

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

que es la vara con los gringos que se creen la ultima coca cola en el desierto
hno:

yo no se si este mae Nes es gringo o que.... lo que se es que es un gran rabano y tengo mas sentido de humor en mi dedo pequeño

:nohead:

 

[NES]

yo no se si este mae Nes es gringo o que.... lo que se es que es un gran rabano y tengo mas sentido de humor en mi dedo pequeño

:nohead:

Whatever dude, your about as funny as Costarican Basketball. You seriously think it took fifteen minutes to come up with that? I'm pretty sure I would shoot myself in the head before I devoted fifteen minutes to respond to one of your predictable ass Mexican insults. So why dont you take your dedo pequeño and do something useful with it, like stick it up your daddy's ass so he can quit shitting out little turds like you.

 

[NES]

que es la vara con los gringos que se creen la ultima coca cola en el desierto
hno:

A black guy, a Tico, and a white guy are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. When they pick it up and rub the sand off, a genie appears. The genie tells them that since there are three of them, they'll each get a wish.

The black guy steps forward. "I wish that me and all my black brothers were out of America and back in Africa." The genie nods, "it shall be done." *poof* The black guy disappears.

The Mexican steps up and says "I wish that me and all the other Ticos were out of America and back in CR." The genie nods, "it shall be done." *poof* The Mexican disappears.

The genie looks at the white guy. "What do you wish?"

The white guy looks around, then looks at the genie. "You mean to tell me, all the blacks and all the Ticos are gone?" The genie nods, and the white guy just shrugs. "Hell, then I guess I'll just have a Coke then."

 

[bonecrusher--banned]

A black guy, a Tico, and a white guy are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. When they pick it up and rub the sand off, a genie appears. The genie tells them that since there are three of them, they'll each get a wish.

The black guy steps forward. "I wish that me and all my black brothers were out of America and back in Africa." The genie nods, "it shall be done." *poof* The black guy disappears.

The Mexican steps up and says "I wish that me and all the other Ticos were out of America and back in CR." The genie nods, "it shall be done." *poof* The Mexican disappears.

The genie looks at the white guy. "What do you wish?"

The white guy looks around, then looks at the genie. "You mean to tell me, all the blacks and all the Ticos are gone?" The genie nods, and the white guy just shrugs. "Hell, then I guess I'll just have a Coke then."

Very clever "rocco"... but alot of us have seen Boondock Saints, the movie where you ripped this off from. By the way dumbass next time you change a joke to try to be funny.... since you're so original, get the facts straight. Costa Rica is in America dipshit.