<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:
And the NUMBER 1A thing that I don't want to hear at the bash,
"HEY SHRINK...THIS IS YOUR PAL WINKYDUCK...
CAN YOU PUHLLLLLEEEEEZZZZZEE HELP ME FIND AN ESCORT SO I DON'T HAVE TO COME ALONE TO THE BASH?"
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this might have been the case if i thought you would be able to find me a female. but i know all you would do is open your black book and try and set me up with one of your "friends" like "Bruce" or "Sven" and the way i see it - even if you could get me a female - what kind of female would want to get within 10 miles of you? yeah - you might be able to get me a female - but odds are she would look worse than this (although i sense this might be the hottest woman you have been with in some time!):
And the NUMBER 1A thing that I don't want to hear at the bash,
"HEY SHRINK...THIS IS YOUR PAL WINKYDUCK...
CAN YOU PUHLLLLLEEEEEZZZZZEE HELP ME FIND AN ESCORT SO I DON'T HAVE TO COME ALONE TO THE BASH?"
this might have been the case if i thought you would be able to find me a female. but i know all you would do is open your black book and try and set me up with one of your "friends" like "Bruce" or "Sven" and the way i see it - even if you could get me a female - what kind of female would want to get within 10 miles of you? yeah - you might be able to get me a female - but odds are she would look worse than this (although i sense this might be the hottest woman you have been with in some time!):
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by THE SHRINK:
Number 23
"Shrink, I broke my stick playing Hockey with Sick Gambler. Mind if I borrow yours?"
... Winkyduck <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
i won't even need a stick to beat sick! playing sick in this competition is like me and shrink facing off against each other in a good looks contest.
ME - in a MISMATCH!
Number 23
"Shrink, I broke my stick playing Hockey with Sick Gambler. Mind if I borrow yours?"
i won't even need a stick to beat sick! playing sick in this competition is like me and shrink facing off against each other in a good looks contest.
ME - in a MISMATCH!
Kazakhstan is situated in Central Asia, deep in the Eurasian continent.
Its territory is as large as 2,724,900 sq km (i.e. 1,049,150 sq miles). In terms of the area it is the second largest among the CIS states. In fact the territory of Kazakhstan exceeds that occupied by twelve countries of the European Union.
Kazakhstan borders upon the following states:China- 1.460 km - long border; Kyrgyzstan - 980 km; Turkmenistan - 380 km; Uzbekistan - 2.300 km; the Russian Federation - 6.467 km. Total length of borders amounts to 12.187 km
The territory of the Republic stretches on from the low reaches of the Volga in the West to the foothills of the Altai mountains in the East - for some 3,000 km ( a distance that spans two time zones), from West Siberian lowland in the North to the desert of Kyzylkum and the mountain range of Tien Shan in the South for some 2,000 km.
The northernmost point in Kazakhstan - 55'26'' NL - corresponds to the southern latitude of the central part of the East-European plain and to the southern part of the British Isles (the latitude of Moscow). As to the southernmost point - 40'56'' NL - it corresponds to latitudes of Transcaucasis and Mediterranean countries of Southern Europe (the latitude of Madrid, Istanbul and Baku).
Yet remoteness of the country from oceans and vastness of its territory determine climatic conditions
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LineTamer:
---Sorry Sick Gambler, we have have a 3 trip limit to the buffet tonight. And no you do not get a refund because the ice cream machine is broke.
---Who the hell is Borat Sagdiyev and where the f**k is Kazakhstan? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Its territory is as large as 2,724,900 sq km (i.e. 1,049,150 sq miles). In terms of the area it is the second largest among the CIS states. In fact the territory of Kazakhstan exceeds that occupied by twelve countries of the European Union.
Kazakhstan borders upon the following states:China- 1.460 km - long border; Kyrgyzstan - 980 km; Turkmenistan - 380 km; Uzbekistan - 2.300 km; the Russian Federation - 6.467 km. Total length of borders amounts to 12.187 km
The territory of the Republic stretches on from the low reaches of the Volga in the West to the foothills of the Altai mountains in the East - for some 3,000 km ( a distance that spans two time zones), from West Siberian lowland in the North to the desert of Kyzylkum and the mountain range of Tien Shan in the South for some 2,000 km.
The northernmost point in Kazakhstan - 55'26'' NL - corresponds to the southern latitude of the central part of the East-European plain and to the southern part of the British Isles (the latitude of Moscow). As to the southernmost point - 40'56'' NL - it corresponds to latitudes of Transcaucasis and Mediterranean countries of Southern Europe (the latitude of Madrid, Istanbul and Baku).
Yet remoteness of the country from oceans and vastness of its territory determine climatic conditions
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LineTamer:
---Sorry Sick Gambler, we have have a 3 trip limit to the buffet tonight. And no you do not get a refund because the ice cream machine is broke.
---Who the hell is Borat Sagdiyev and where the f**k is Kazakhstan? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
