Three word story...

[GasMan]

then put a

 

[mplastered]

brown paper bag

 

[billhill999]

on her head

 

[djmatt]

for the price

 

[RoofTop]

little miss muffet

 

[billhill999]

made a doody

 

[mplastered]

so she wiped

 

[billhill999]

With Charmin's tissues

 

[runner5k]

until her hands

 

[mplastered]

were stuck together

 

[Vols2009]

Suddenly, the Rodfather

 

[runner5k]

with his knowledge

 

[billhill999]

picked three losers.

 

[runner5k]

and his followers

 

[billhill999]

Let's Go Out

 

[Rawpimple]

Xpanda wants rawpimple

 

[mplastered]

to bite billhill

 

[the_czar]

on his pinky

 

[runner5k]

while el stugoto

 

[mplastered]

looks for wins