Three word story...

[billhill999]

did a 345

(do the math)

 

[Donnybasbl]

while Ted Kaczynski

 

[Bourn]

fingered his ass

 

[the_czar]

doing his taxes

 

[Scoops]

with a throbbing

 

[the_czar]

headache caused by

 

[Rawpimple]

Taylor rain's anus

 

[GasMan]

prolapse, caused by

 

[mplastered]

vitterd,s short lumpy

 

[Stylez]

obama dick molding

 

[NES]

canadian dildo factory

 

[Scoops]

where NES worked

 

[Bruins4Life]

as a volunteer

 

[reservoirdog]

The truth is

 

[the_czar]

beer tastes bad

 

[Stylez]

when put inside

 

[the_czar]

a dirty glass

 

[Scoops]

that came from

 

[billhill999]

my smelly dookie

 

[festeringZit]

fuck, fuck, fuck