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Watch for flying corpses! They're everywhere in some towns...and when they do ever get diarrhea.....just be careful.
 

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Altered perceptions of surrounding stimuli caused by hallucinations, delusions, confabulation, and ideas of reference
 

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If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
 

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Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?
 

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risky proposition

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward them. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly and meaningfully said... "Clean my house."
 
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A young bull and a grandfather bull are standing on a mountain ...below them is a valley full of female bulls (heffers). The young bull says to grandpop "lets run down there grandpop, and fuck one of those heffers" Grandpop says "lets walk down and fuck all of em!"

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Quote from the perfect woman- "i know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?"
 

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