This Forum depresses me immediately everytime I open it.

[ScottL]

Anyway, I have a better barber joke:

3peet goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, as 3peet gets up and is taking out his money the barber goes over and takes a piss in the corner of the barber shop.

The barber finishes and comes back.

As 3peet hands him a twenty-dollar bill, he says, "Listen, it's...it's none of my business, but why would you take a piss in the corner of your barber shop?"

The barber says, "Hey, my lease is up. What do I care? I'm leaving next week."

The barber goes over to the cash register, rings up the haircut and comes back with 3peet's change.

When he comes back, 3peet's squatting and taking a shit on the floor.

The barber says, "What the fuck are you doing taking a shit in the middle of my shop?"

3peet says, "Well, you're leaving next week, but I'm leaving now!"

 

[3peet]

Now thats fuckin funny Scott. And look lets remember this is joke/crack up thread. Lets not turn it into a race riot in here. Sometimes we need to lighten up a lil. Besides, I wound't start up about being offended at race / culture jokes when nobody in here was protesting the Obama jokes with the watermelon /fried chicken foodstamps.

Just sayin.

 

[ScottL]

there is some truth in all stereotypes as much as people hate to admit it

Maybe a couple generations back but not now. Hey, I'll tell you a personal story and this is the truth. When my parents go on vacation I stop by the post office to pick up their mail twice a week. You would not believe how many charities solicit my dad. He is on EVERYONE'S list because he's given so much in the past. I leave the post office with boxes. Growing up with him I don't think he ever left less than a 20% tip. All my friends and their parents, Jew and Gentile, are the same way.

Last week I went to lunch with another bettor and 2 local bookies. We fought over the check. Not who owed what. WE ALL FOUGHT TO PAY FOR THE ENTIRE MEAL! Well, not really "fought," but "I'll get it!" was going all around the table.

 

[ScottL]

Now thats fuckin funny Scott. And look lets this is joke/crack up thread. Lets not turn it into a race riot here. Sometimes we need to lighten up a lil.

Ab-so-fucking-lutely!

 

[tiznow]

Maybe a couple generations back but not now. Hey, I'll tell you a personal story and this is the truth. When my parents go on vacation I stop by the post office to pick up their mail twice a week. You would not believe how many charities solicit my dad. He is on EVERYONE'S list because he's given so much in the past. I leave the post office with boxes. Growing up with him I don't think he ever left less than a 20% tip. All my friends and their parents, Jew and Gentile, are the same way.

Last week I went to lunch with another bettor and 2 local bookies. We fought over the check. Not who owed what. WE ALL FOUGHT TO PAY FOR THE ENTIRE MEAL! Well, not really "fought," but "I'll get it!" was going all around the table.

the jews being picky is a pretty accurate stereotype IMO at least from my experience

white people just deal with bad service or their steak not being correctly cooked or whatever

i'm not saying there aren't white people that aren't picky

just saying overall jews much pickier percentage wise :toast:

also as far as the donating thing i don't know about your dad's financial situation but for alot of the rich its a tax writeoff

either choose where your money goes or give it to the taxman

the tipping thing just seems like a rich thing

i see guys in suits walk into bars and they don't tip for shit alot of the time....

and my ass who doesn't give a shit about materialistic shit tips a buck a beer everytime...

 

[XXXylic]

I know no one gives a shit but I figured I would let you guys know. At least The Rubber Room is good for a laugh.


Carry on.


wil.:drink:

hey where do you live?

 

[wilheim]

XXXylic

Costa Rica.



wil.

 

[ScottL]

Tiz my dad's not rich and Jews aren't picky. If you think Jews are picky find some different Jews to hang around.

You're coming off an ignorant.

Now please, for Wil's sanity can we please restrict the fighting to EVERY OTHER THREAD? LOL!

 

[Risk44]

Hey Scott...why dont u go take flying leap and get outta this thread?


Ok..im just kidding..

Even though we get mad and call eachother names...I still Love u guys..haha..to me its all in fun...

 

[3peet]

Tiz my dad's not rich and Jews aren't picky. If you think Jews are picky find some different Jews to hang around.

You're coming off an ignorant.

Now please, for Wil's sanity can we please restrict the fighting to EVERY OTHER THREAD? LOL!

No shit. I make crack a joke and all of a sudden Jews are defending themselves.

 

[3peet]

jesus...whats with my typing lately? Guess i shouldn't hit "Post" so quickly.

 

[billbeater]

a depression forum will be needed in 2009

 

[eek.]

Used to be a lot more entertaining in here but a lot of the entertainment got banned for various periods and reasons.

Then the people who complained and got folk banned...left, because there was nothing left to complain about and nothing entertaining or shocking happened anymore.


You can't have your cake and eat it.

It's a boring regulated market or a free market, they don't co-exist.

This is especially true where political stuff is concerned.

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Eek, if you want to remember how it used to be go take a look across the street hno: :missingte

 

[eek.]

This place rocked for years as a political ffa zone.

After 24 months of regulation it's a snoozo zone with carefully couched posts.


On the flip side you gotta watch what you say nowadays anyway, the freedum loving Liberals are taking a keener and keener interest in us little people.

I erased a huge personal blog about life in the UK going back to the early 1970s about a year ago, and I aint regretted doing it for an instant.

 

[DeathEatsaCracker]

Two guys were walking down the street when they noticed a dog licking his balls.

One guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that."

The other guy turns to him and says, "Don't you think you should pet him first?"

 

[ScottL]

These two guys are carpooling home from work one day. Traffic is barely crawling along and they are both a bit bored.

So the driver is looking around and suddenly he points at two dogs having sex on someone's front lawn.

"I wish I could get my wife to do that!"

His buddy replies, "Don't tell me that you have never done it doggie style before?".

The drive admits that he has never nailed his wife from behind.

So the friend says, "You have to try it. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.

So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and his friend asks, "Well. How did it go?"

To which the driver replies, "It was great. But I had a bit of a problem."

"What happened? Didn't the Margarita work?"

"Well yeah, she was ready after one. But it took 6 more Margaritas to to get her on the front lawn!"

 

[ScottL]

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper.

He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for supper?"

"You'll see", says his dad.

They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking what they're eating.

"Ok," says her dad, "here's a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me."

"We're eating asshole!!", she screams.

 

[ScottL]

Wil, are you feeling better now? LOL!

 

[fletchisrhsm]

Funny shit Scotty