The Worst Fart Ever

[dick7470]

Its just like Eddie Murphy said, white people just sit in the stench and complain....so just tell us the truth, you did it and you liked it or or Polish Buffet guy did and you liked it - DUDE, your sick! :scared:

 

[Factor15]

Polish Buffet Guy

Its just like Eddie Murphy said, white people just sit in the stench and complain....so just tell us the truth, you did it and you liked it or or Polish Buffet guy did and you liked it - DUDE, your sick! :scared:

The Polish Buffet Guy did, last Sunday. I wasnt about to leave the bar after the initial fart. Most people dont leave a room when someone farts. They usually wave a menu or pull their sleeve or shirt over their nose until the flatulence disspates. Had I known it would have taken 15 minutes to dissapate, I would have left. At the time, the game was on and I had my nose under my shirt. Cant smoke in bars where I live so no one could even light a match!

 

[billhill999]

Jerry: It still smells.
George: How could it still smell after all that?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: Well, what are you gonna do?
Jerry: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm selling that car.
George: You're selling the car?
Jerry: You don't understand what I'm up against. This is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine! Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench! And I'll take anything I can get for it.
George: Maybe I'll buy it.
Jerry: Are you crazy? Don't you understand what I'm saying to you? This isn't just an odor! You need a priest to get rid of this thing!
(Elaine comes in)
Elaine: I still smell.
Jerry: You see? You see what I'm saying to you? It's a presence! It's the beast!

 

[Factor15]

Its just like Eddie Murphy said, white people just sit in the stench and complain....so just tell us the truth, you did it and you liked it or or Polish Buffet guy did and you liked it - DUDE, your sick! :scared:

Farts arent racists and farts dont lie

 

[billhill999]

Farts arent racists and farts dont lie

There are two comedic formulas.

Fart = Funny
Dwarfs = Funny

 

[Mr_Mark]

tears rolling out of my eyes. funny thread. i got super drunk last night woke up this morning at 6 took a giant shit went back to bed got up at 830 and could still smell it. I was proud.

yea those next morning beer dumps are the worst. especially when your sitting there and your stomach is all messed up and your still hung over and then u start too barf.... not good at all. i hate pukie dookies

 

[Factor15]

Hopefully the guy wont be there for the NFC/AFC championships. I will keep you all posted.

 

[Factor15]

Update, he was there for the AFC Game but didnt leak any gas, at least none anybody smelled.