The Worst Fart Ever

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The Great Santini
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Guy at the bar today let one rip and I swear the smell lingered for fifteen minutes. It was awful. To make matters worse their is no smoking allowed which meant no one could light up a smoke to kill the stench. He said he went to a Polish Buffet a few hours earlier. I can puke just thinking about it. The smell is infused in my nostrils. I still smell it three hours later! Help!
 

The Great Santini
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No chance

you should have moved, based on common sense


You couldnt avoid its wrath. Remember the scene in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" when they opened the Ark and everyones face started melting? Thats what it was like in there!! Once you came into contact with it you were doomed! Its like the stench is tattooed on me.
 

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What about when you wait and wait for an elevator and you finally get one. And the guys exiting are laughing about something and you dont figure out what they were giggling about until you push the button for your floor. And you are just stuck with that stench, thinking to yourself that nobody human could have done that.
 

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Guilty as charged. I love letting one rip in an elevator, knowing some unsuspecting schub will enounter my "Ghost Fart". I only wish I had access to the surveillance camera in the elevator to see their reactions as they try to endure the ride to their floor in pure agony!
 

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So the guy actually admitted it was him...wow.

After 5 min of the stench, I would've left gone to another bar.
 

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haha when i was at the dentist today and in the bathroom, i had one that last a good 7-8 seconds, no smell though, kinda odd
 

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ive ripped a few awful ones before after eating some polish dogs at the game.... it must be something in that polish food cuz it was about a 15seat radius that was all in disgust and pissed off thinking that someone set off a stink bomb, i was actualy embaressed cuz it stunk so bad it made me sick.... not good at all
 

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Speaking of buffets, my favorite is to "crop dust" a long stationary line of people like in a buffet or a movie ticket line as you walk by.

Maximum effect!
 

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tears rolling out of my eyes. funny thread. i got super drunk last night woke up this morning at 6 took a giant shit went back to bed got up at 830 and could still smell it. I was proud.
 

The Great Santini
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One week later and thankfully the smell dissapted. The same guy was there but thankfully avoided the Polish buffet.
 

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