The very best of Railbird(the box set)

[CJH034]

Here's a new release. Fresh post


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posted July 04, 2003 04:44 AM
BTW,


"I can have a MLB scout job tommorrow if I wanted it. Advance scout, room, food, beverage and show and 70K a yr, I took a pass on it, so I could hang out at the beach all summer, and talk to you retards."
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[max1234]

Ole Rail is in the Holiday spirit:

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Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted July 04, 2003 01:43 AM
Im going to play some tennis tommorow, eat some watermelon, and be a volunteer assistant at some dui checkpoints, hope to get some drunks off the road and put the handcuffs on some folks. Make sure nobody makes any quick uturns to get out of the trap, I will be on the same radio frequency as HBPD and will be part of a neighborhood watch task force.
Posts: 458 | Registered: May 11, 2003
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If any of you all thinks he's not a potential snitch, or isn't already snitching, think again.

 

[EarlySpeed]

A scene we would like to see
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Our ever vigilant Railbird dressed resplendently in his rent-a-cop outfit stops a car of 4th of July revelers and radios police for assistance

"Breaker breaker-I have stopped a car of intoxicated godless creatures and require back up--over"

Meanwhile in the car-a group of people start to figure out that this guy aint no cop--how many of em drive Gremlins? The pants are a dead give away as well--seems they didn't have Railbirds proper size and it looks likes he's going to a clambake

"Breaker breaker--requesting back up--I need backup goddamit!!!"

Having had enough of this charade the car,with a burst of speed,charges Raibird and throws him like a rag doll into the ditch.He dies a slow and agonizing death About an hour later a couple of real cops show up

Cop #1-Looks like some poor bastard is the victim of a hit and run. Should we call it in??

Cop #2-Naw--too much paperwork--leave him for the wolves.

 

[max1234]

Early,

LOL..... great post! "Mr Wants to be a Cop" needs to be bitch slapped by someone while trying to make a citizens arrest. He'd piss all over himself if someone yelled BOO in his direction.

 

[EarlySpeed]

Max

Once I inadvertently parked in a handicapped space and had some cunt come over to me with a 2 way radio telling me to move it--I told him I didnt see the sign and said no problem--he said its too late now--i said wtf--then he called me an asshole--I said are you a cop--no he said

These guys are everywhere!

 

[max1234]

Early,

That's what wrong with the US now, the fear of getting one's ass whipped for being an asshole isn't there anymore because of f*Cking lawyers sueing anyone that touches another person. I miss the ole days....

 

[JudgeWapner]

Max,that is why God created dark alleys and ski masks.

 

[max1234]

Well, boys and girls, this will be the first time jewelery is used to convict someone of a sexual crime:

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Trials dont prove jack squat. Kobe wears an earring.

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You heard it here first! It's hard to believe someone can be this stupid and his parents didn't drown him at birth. Railbird is truly a poster child for abortion rights activists.

 

[seaurchin2217]

max
you know i have respect for you and atx

this rail shit is a bad shit after a night of drinking and mexican food
i have grown tired or the <coward>

 

[Phaedrus]

If you call now, you'll hear all these hits, plus King Pong's moving rendition of "Onward, Christian Soldiers" ...

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Railbird
Certifiably Crazy
posted July 22, 2003 05:05 AM
We should have declared war against Islam, just blow up all the mosques and domes in the mideast and smack around the black islams in our own prison systeym. That is what causes most of the worlds promblems is Islam and Catholism, and other anti christ religions.
Posts: 683 | Registered: May 11, 2003 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I swear, if I ever hear that this schmuck got busted for ticket scalping I'm going to fax the above to whatever prison is his new home, so that the black Muslims will all know to watch out for their <smacking>

Phaedrus

 

[kidslick]

%^_

 

[MrCleo]

lol oh shit i thought this was locked and couldn't be bumped for some reason

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Disc 2
track 4

Two dimes on Donkey Kong anyone???


"In the OrnageCounty Countryclub culture we gamble 2 dimes on games of donkeykong, we got billards, pingpong, gin, some of the biggest whales anywhere. We got folks that lose 2nd homes in nassaus where I hang out. I make lines on highschool football, my lines were so sharp last season I had to stop taking teasers, becasue the games were always right on the number"

I see that rail has been entertaining for years at these forums.

Its now coming together why max1234 likes rail so much.

:missingte

 

[HarryCaray]

Nice call on the Mariners, Rail. I guess i had to read between the lines.

Railbird
Hall of Famer

Posts: 5799
Joined: Oct 2000
Saturday, February 08, 2003 5:13 PM



A's cant hit they will finish 10 back of Anaheim. Seattle will finish 23 back along with Texas.

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HE is madly in love with us

Oakland wins the division, Seattle 3 back. Anaheim wins 77 games.

Boy Rail sure is sharp.

 

[Paterno]

Picture of Rail

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Rail is the best womens hoops capper online.

http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=560965

:cripwalk:

 

[joeybagadonuts]

Just for VD....

My personal fave from the box set is-

"I play PADDLE TENNIS, Vince VanPatten has wins over John Mcenroe, what is there not to understand. His brother is the #1 PADDLE TENNIS Player in the world, the courts are in VeniceBeach, California, I am a California native, I play PADDLE TENNIS at a very high level, actually a world class level. If you dont believe I am a phenominal athlete ask Winkydink, I am in his senior yearbook as the starting QB on page 110, nuff said."

-Railbird

 

[steaktartar]

this just in


You need to learn that the Cubs, Redsox, Yankees, and Angels are all overrated trash. And that the Japan national team would beat the living piss out of all of these teams. ESpn trys to shove these teams down our throats, but the truth of the matter is these teams suck. The only thing these teams have going for them is that they are popular which means the umpires will kiss there ass, other than that they arent worth jack squat.

Humans are pathetic little sheep. They need some hero to look up too. The key is to not be that little sheep that the international bankers want you to be. Thats is why I am about to go on a uge run, because I have clapped down and have gone back to oragnic. What does oragnaic mean? IT means a BIG FU to the USA, to the MEDIA, and to the SHEEP of this world who follow the bankers and let the goverments lies dictate there thinking.


Railbird

 

[Furmanski]

God this thread is great. Thank you for bumping this.

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Nothing to say Rail?? Add coward to your persona...