The Very Best Of HenHouse(The Box Set)

"pampling is nothing special really (IN PRO TERMS)in any area"

2002 RANKINGS
Putts per round - 5th
Putting ave - 28th
Birdie ave - 11th
Driving distance - 45th

 

Posts: 2359
WORLD.COM CLASSIC !!!
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Ok....

Let's keep the GOLF PLAYS going.....

1st Round Matchup...

I just can not resist....

MICK over els
-110
(400*)

Here is the deal....

This tourney is a bad tourney....it is not a big one and most of the time, the lesser talented win...
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what a <maroon> bad tournament.. i was still thinking about some dumb fool like hen and the idiots that believe his crap this morning while i was looking at some golf info. went back and looked at who had won at hilton head and here is the linkhttp://golfonline.comfluent.net/cgi.pan$winners&WorldCom_Classic&1&pga?golfstats



besides the guys i named yesterday how about these >>>>>lessor known<<< winners at hilton head

watson
nicklaus
miller

that has to be the dumbest statement i have evere seen. and this guy claims to know golf.
on top of that hen says< i believe mayfair won last year> wrong again try coceres <dumbass>


people like this hen and his <gaggle> of yes men deserve to go broke>>>


<nit wit>

 

http://golfonline.comfluent.net/cgi.pan$winners&WorldCom_Classic&1&pga?golfstats

 

I'm sure the players would hate to win a "bad" tourney.. Winning money sucks

 

dough rising???>>>>

 

Disc 3 The DG years
Track 1

OVER 2
FREE THROWS MADE
BY BOBBY JACKSON
(300*)
Gotta play it.....

Just gotta.....

The Kings will just kill the CLIPS and JACKSON should play alot...

2...

Sounds like a sucker play....at 2..

But far to tempting for me...

GL ALL
HH

 

Disc 3 The DG years
Track 1

SHOWTIME - 10pm

Fres Oquendo is a new comer and comes into the ring with a nice 22-0 record...13 KOS.....

David Tua comes into the ring with a 39-3 record and 30+ KOS.....

Here is the deal fellows....

I would never call a guy that steps into the ring a BUM...I mean you are risking your life when you venture into the ring and there is no reason to call someone a BUM...

But allow me to step out of the theory and thinking and tell you...TUA IS A BUM !!


Down goes Aquendo!! Down goes Aquendo!! Down goes Aquendo!!

 

Disc 3 The DG years
Track 3

Lost the MAINE NCAA HOCKEY PLAY.....up 3-2 with 51 seconds to go....they give up a goal and then another one in OT to lose.....

 

Disc 3 The DG years
Track 4

WOMEN'S HOOPS in the HOUSE.....
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We got it all here....
Got one for ya tonite...


TEXAS -3.5
(500*)

Two Teams that are miles apart....in TALENT !!

SANTA BARBARA SUCKS !! ....they play shitty comp.

TEXAS will run this team by 15 or more..

WOW...someone got this SPREAD WRONG



Roxy what a dumbass, should have consulted Hen before he put out a number like that.

 

Disc 3 The DG years
Track 5

LATE NITE TENNIS PLAY !!
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MARCELO RIOS +120
over
Tommy Haas
(200*)

3am Start.....

Gentlemen....RIOS is the superior player right now....come on..HAAS came off a very hard fought battle with FEDERER and has to be a little fatique..

RIOS OWNS HAAS !!!

And is just playing UNREAL TENNIS HERE GENTS...

A solid DOG PLAY....

GL ALL
HH



"RIOS OWNS HAAS !!!"
Obviously someone forgot to tell Haas!! Are you kidding me? Game, set, match Tommy Haas

 

Disc 3 The DG years
Track 6


Got two questions...

I hear a lot of talk about SOCCER PLAYS....

Doesn't it make sense to play every UNDER ?

Doesn't every game end 0-0 ?

To be followed by a TENSE game of SHOOT OUT...proving basically nothing....

Remember that CHICKS WORLD CUP...

Now that was GUT WRENCHING....

0-0...well could we expect anything more...with a ONE GOAL SHOOT OUT VICTORY for the USA....

I mean I am always FASCINATED by NECKCAR FANS....don't really get it but I am FASCINATED....and I respect it....I mean it is kinda repeative to watch 45 cars ride around in a circle for 4 hours.....but at least there is a winner....

SOCCER....normally in my opinion..fails to get there...and when they do...the wrong person gets the KUDOS.....

0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT
0-0 SHOOT OUT......x100

I mean when a basketball game ends 80-80....they don't start chucking from HALF COURT ...

Cause what would that prove....

or real FOOTBALL GAMES don't resort to each QB engaging in a WHO CAN THROW IT THE LONGEST...

Cause what would that prove....

NOTHING...

SO WHY THE SHOOT OUT....

Our chicks won cause they kicked in ONE more FREE KICK than CHINA...and it wasn't even the only one....I mean let's be honest...they basically all go in...

SAD part of the story was they gave all the glory to the CHICK with NO SHIRT rather than the REAL HERO the GOALIE in this case.....

Cause in a SHOOT OUT, guarding a GOAL the size of an AIRCRAFT CARRIER seems kinda hard...

I am aware though in a game...due the ball never being able to STAY IN BOUNDS...GOALS are far and never between...thus my comment on every game ending 0-0

So during PLAY....a GERMAN SHEPARD could be posted up front.....

Cause I mean hell....what...ONE SHOT ON GOAL A GAME and that is launched from 45 yards....


I guess I just don't get SOCCER.....


Oh yeah....one last question....

Why can a WR in REAL FOOTBALL gets SANDWICHED between TWO ATTITUDE DRVINE SAFTIES at full speed....

A batter can get throttled by a 98MPH missle in the KNOB from 60+ feet ....

or a SKI'er going 125mph gets FORKED by a LOST TREE and...

GET UP.....

But a SOCCER player needs EMERGENCY ONE to stretcher his ass off the field after getting kicked in the....SHIN ?

I don't know....

I even shatter to think what a NOSE BLEED would bring from a SOLID HEADER.....

Possibly a MEDOVAC of some sort....

Don't mean to be a wise ass......but I guess I just don't see it....

But again....I'd play the UNDERS....

Why then you might ask....aren't I a MILLIONAIRE playing the UNDERS...

Well....I guess I have to come clean...the thought of spending my days watching 75 tourist run around SCRUMMING for a ball with no hope of FULLFILLMENT....

Just doesn't hold me to an evening....

GL GENTLEMEN
HH


I don't know....CALL ME IGNORANT...that is fine....

OK then on behalf of Pele, and the rest of the world...YOUR IGNORANT

 

This disc is devoted to Hens fall from the whole capping scene. With the emergence of cappers like Theerodfather Hen struggled with his decreasing popularity wich led to the DG years as well as his much more important "FIGURE" problem known as the TRK scandle. Hens Ego got so out of hand he began forgetting to add loses, and more serious problems began.
Like John Nash(beautiful Mind) he began imagining he was characters like ULTIMATE FOOTBALL FAN, and used other names. This Disc explores the darker more depressing side of Newport, the artist formerly known as Henhouse.

 

Disc 4 The Rubber Room Sessions
Track 1

You changing your ID ROOTS is simply beyond belief.

"NEUTRAL CITY"

After you have logged countless posts under Canada this or that...

See this is what I mean about you and your countrymen. YOU all would bail on just about anything if conflict arises. So sad...

I post about the joke you are and you cave...bam...cave cave cave....so sad it is embarrassing.

You would say you were from just about anywhere if it made you feel safe....

NEUTRAL CITY ???

HUH? WHAT DID HE SAY? CAN SOMEONE TRANSLATE?

Hi I'm Newport! oops now I,m ultimate football fan! oops now I'M Newport a tough guy from Boston

 

Disc 4 The Rubber Room Sessions
Track 2

The way you word things, it brings a tear to one's eye...


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

BUD, is that like TRK and the PAL,

HH

HAPPY NEW YEAR DOOCHBAG TRK

And remember, no sneaking out to get a peek of Dick Clark tonight, your folks will get pissed..


Here is laughing at you TURD !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HH
Here is laughing at you

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

HH

[This message was edited by DickyW on 01-17-03 at 11:02 PM.]

 

Disc 4 The Rubber Room Sessions
Track 3

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Your responses are hysterical. Few make any sense at all and most TOUT ME...which I just love....

TOUT ME....and many thanks FUDGEPACKER !!

Tell your COWARD FRIENDS DON AND VGAYS, I said hello...

I fear the TRK is off telling them another BS story about some new addition, when we know he is home alone eating his crustless PB&Js....

HAHHAHAHAHHAA

Keep up the touting, please...It is playing to my liking !!!

"71%....actually it was 71.85%...but I will let you go"


"71%....actually it was 71.85%...but I will let you go

"71%....actually it was 71.85%...but I will let you go

"71%....actually it was 71.85%...but I will let you go

"71%....actually it was 71.85%...but I will let you go

 

What... I come in to make fun of you and you are no where to be found.....

What no SOB STORIES sweetie.....ahhhh I am so upset...

I was waiting for a real zinger....ahhhhh

And I come in to the same <><><>< DON COWARD stick....

Ahhh....

Seriously TRK...when you were HIGHSCHOOL, how many times did you get beat up on the way to SHOP CLASS..

HAHHAHAHAHA

I can see you now...all bloodly and beat up...lying on the sidewalk while all the cool people step over you and point and laugh...

Must have been a sight..you little FRUITLOOP....

What... I come in to make fun of you and you are no where to be found.....

What no SOB STORIES sweetie.....ahhhh I am so upset...

I was waiting for a real zinger....ahhhhh

And I come in to the same <><><>< DON COWARD stick....

Ahhh....

Seriously TRK...when you were HIGHSCHOOL, how many times did you get beat up on the way to SHOP CLASS..

HAHHAHAHAHA

I can see you now...all bloodly and beat up...lying on the sidewalk while all the cool people step over you and point and laugh...

Must have been a sight..you little FRUITLOOP....

What... I come in to make fun of you and you are no where to be found.....

What no SOB STORIES sweetie.....ahhhh I am so upset...

I was waiting for a real zinger....ahhhhh

And I come in to the same <><><>< DON COWARD stick....

Ahhh....

Seriously TRK...when you were HIGHSCHOOL, how many times did you get beat up on the way to SHOP CLASS..

HAHHAHAHAHA

I can see you now...all bloodly and beat up...lying on the sidewalk while all the cool people step over you and point and laugh...

Must have been a sight..you little FRUITLOOP....


What... I come in to make fun of you and you are no where to be found.....

What no SOB STORIES sweetie.....ahhhh I am so upset...

I was waiting for a real zinger....ahhhhh

And I come in to the same <><><>< DON COWARD stick....

Ahhh....

Seriously TRK...when you were HIGHSCHOOL, how many times did you get beat up on the way to SHOP CLASS..

HAHHAHAHAHA

I can see you now...all bloodly and beat up...lying on the sidewalk while all the cool people step over you and point and laugh...

Must have been a sight..you little FRUITLOOP....

 

henny you are the <best>

 

LMFAO!!!!! <

>

 

expert on everything>>>


<doofus>

 

"LLOYD CARR WILL NEVER WIN A NATIONAL AT MICHIGAN"

Won one in 1997 <doorknob>