The Sports Handicapper King Thread

[BuzzKill]

sniper: Dallas has won four straight against Anaheim by a 12-3 score and has taken seven of the last eight meetings, including a 3-1 home victory Feb. 8.

I don't do parlays sniper, but I like your parlay tonight. Good luck!

 

[sniperpicks]

well I got a St Joes (won) and Anaheim ML -110 parlay to win like 145 if it cashes, I don't follow NHL, after I plaed that bet I looked at standings and was like WTF ?

 

[BuzzKill]

well I got a St Joes (won) and Anaheim ML -110 parlay to win like 145 if it cashes, I don't follow NHL, after I plaed that bet I looked at standings and was like WTF ?

Yeah, lol, I am with you. I once got hit with a hockey puck when I was a kid at a game. Not a big lover of hockey. But i like burning Canadian flags! LOL

 

[sniperpicks]

Shoot out? Figures. So I lose both sides?

 

[BuzzKill]

It's like Anaheim 2 Dallas 1 for the final.

 

[sniperpicks]

FSU covers the -2.5 and OK ST wins my ML playbought back the Hawaii game after line went to 3.5 I took the CA schools at -2.5 , hoping for a CA win by 3,4,5 , but it looks like Hawaii left their talent on the island

 

[BuzzKill]

Cal-Irvine was Rosica's 80 dime play today. I had a nice 3-1 day missing with that dam hockey game!

Here was my action Mr. Sniper:

CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - THE DUDE MAKING LANG'S PICK
$684 ON CBB 737 THE IOWA STATE CYCLONES -2 OVER THE OKLAHOMA SOONERS, 12:30 PM EST
(12:32 PM UPDATE: GRADING THIS PLAY AT -2 INSTEAD OF -1)
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Iowa State 73 Oklahoma 66, profit of $621.81

CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHK PREMIUM PLAY
$684 ON CBB 736 UMASS MINUTEMEN -4 OVER THE GEORGE WASHINGTON COLONIALS, 8:55 PM EST
(UPDATE AT 7:11 PM EST, GRADING NOW AT -4 INSTEAD OF -3 1/2)
Winner, FINAL SCORE: UMass 77 George Washington 72, profit of $621.81

NHL BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHK PREMIUM PLAY
$684 ON NHL 18 DALLAS STARS -115 AT HOME OVER THE ANAHEIM DUCKS, 8:35 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Anaheim 2 Dallas 1, loss of $684

CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - BRYAN ROSICA 80 DIME PLAY
$684 ON CBB 784 CALIFORNIA-IRVINE ANTEATERS -4 OVER THE HAWAII RAINBOWS, 11:30 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: California-Irvine 71 Hawaii 60, profit of $621.81

I have not done a parlay since 1987.

 

[BuzzKill]

Here you go Mr. Sniperpicks, I got SHK's 2 premium plays and a Freeloader Play on the Philadelphia Flyers:

FOR TRACKING PURPOSES (SHK results for 3/14/2013) :

UMass -3 1/2 Win
Dallas Stars -115 Loss

FOR TRACKING PURPOSES (SHK games for 3/15/2013) :

Alabama +2
Indiana Pacers -9 1/2
Philadelphia Flyers -155

From SHK's blog today:

"the 1-1 split the last few days is something i will take each and everyday because when you are 18-6 this month you should and that does not include the 8-0 freeloader run.Tonight nba + ncaa best bets.Freeloader on the ice with #Philadelphia."

Good luck Mr. Sniper!

 

[sniperpicks]

I will dabble

so far its fun and a profitable venture

 

[sniperpicks]

Lakers @ indiana is circled at my book, whose hurt?

 

[BuzzKill]

Here is you injury report Mr. Sniper

Los Angeles Lakers
	ATS*	O/U*
Player		Status/Updated		Current​	Season​	Current​	Season​
Earl Clark	F	Prob Fri - Ankle - 3/15/13	notes	0-0	0-3	0-0	3-0
Kobe Bryant	G	Ques Fri - Ankle - 3/15/13	notes	0-0	0-0	0-0	0-0
Pau Gasol	F	Late March - Foot - 3/14/13	notes	5-8	5-9	9-4	9-5
Jordan Hill	C	out for season - Hip - 1/23/13	notes	13-17	13-18	14-16	14-17

Indiana Pacers
	ATS*	O/U*
Player		Status/Updated		Current​	Season​	Current​	Season​
Danny Granger	F	Out Fri - Knee - 3/13/13	notes	2-2	33-26	3-1	26-32-1

 

[sniperpicks]

PARLAY (3 TEAMS)
Date:	Team:
Mar 15	CBB [848] ALABAMA +2½-130 (B+1)
Mar 15	CBB [854] SOUTHERN MISS -155
Mar 15	CBB [866] KANSAS -260
Risking 42 USD To Win 127 USD lets see if a small tail here and 2 tweeked LANG fades can cash

 

[sniperpicks]

Ticket#: Mar 15 03:32 PM Mar 15 04:03 PM Mar 15 07:30 PM	INTERNET / -1	Mar 15 03:31 PM	CBB CBB CBB	PARLAY (3 TEAMS) [848] ALABAMA +2½-130 (B+1) [854] SOUTHERN MISS -155 [866] KANSAS -260	42 / 127
Ticket#: Mar 15 07:30 PM Mar 15 04:31 PM Mar 15 07:05 PM	INTERNET / -1	Mar 15 04:28 PM	CBB CBB NHL	PARLAY (3 TEAMS) [866] KANSAS -260 [2848] 2H ALABAMA +1½-115 [52] PHILADELPHIA -1½+205	50 / 345
Ticket#: Mar 15 06:33 PM Mar 15 07:30 PM Mar 15 07:05 PM	INTERNET / -1	Mar 15 06:11 PM	CBB CBB NHL	PARLAY (3 TEAMS) [842] VA COMMONWEALTH -360 [866] KANSAS -4½-130 (B+1) [52] PHILADELPHIA -1½+205	55 / 324

hope this guy dont shit the bed 2 nights in a row in NHL , yeah hes got ML but i went -1.5, its only $105 risk

 

[BuzzKill]

You got Bama easily, lets go Flyers now sniper!

 

[sniperpicks]

Took jersey in 1st INT at+325 to win. 55 risk. Hope I don't get middled. Philly up 1


whens Lindross shift start?

 

[sniperpicks]

fuck his hockey shit

 

[BuzzKill]

Sniper: You are the only guy I know who can turn gold into lead!

sniper: I gave you the Philly Flyers, they won! What the fuck????

You can lead a horse to water, but you don't expect him to drown!

 

[BuzzKill]

sniper: There is no hope for you man, you can not be saved!

sniper: Why the hell are you doing parlays? On top of that you took the puck line on the hockey game, on a 3 team parlay ticket! Unreal! I quit doing parlay tickets in 1987. Wake up and smell the coffee man! Here is a poem for you....I sure as hell can't help you as a gambler, you are a terminal case man!

 

[BuzzKill]

sniper: Visit this thread after you learn how to gamble!

fuck his hockey shit

sniper: He won his hockey bet! SHK went 2-1 on the day. You just turned gold into shit man with your parlay ticket and puck line betting!

sniper: Your gambling is as good as that poem above. All you had to do is make 3 straight bets today and you would be ahead, with a profit on the day. Who told you to bet the puck line? Why did you make a parlay bet? That is for losers man. You might as well mail your bookie your money, why waste your time making bets???

 

[sniperpicks]

got greedy