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Typical nite out at the titty bar ... I used to be able to get out of there on about $45 a dollar here & there in a garter was OK & I always made sure I had enough singles.Ah, I was screwin' around a bit with my post to ya...the original jibe about strip clubs was directed at WILLIE on accounta I know he fancies hitting them once in a while while traveling
Me? I'm like you in that I've not been into a strip club for years because I know that to have a "good time" they're going to want way more money than I want to drop.
Tampa Bay area considered to be one of the top areas in USA for not only range but quality of strip joints, but I've only been in one since I moved here in 1998
True story from about 2001...SheBar goes out of town (though she's always told me no problem if I want to go to a club) and I decide that I'm going to go check out one of the more popular venues. I did them more than a few times while in Texas so I know it's not going to be cheap.
I go in with like $150 (insert laughter here)
First the gal gets me a couple drinks (I often order two at a time so I don't have to wait) and it's like $15. I give her $20...thanks
Then I'm drinking slow and watching the stage dancers, while fending off some offers for "private table dances".
I give a couple of the stage dancers some $5 tips and now I'm down about $50 in half an hour.
Order a fresh pair of drinks ($20 again)....then finally accept an offer from a real sweety that couldn't have been more than 22 years old
She does the lap dance gimmick for two songs (about eight minutes) for $20 plus a $10 tip...Then again for two more.
And yeah...it was pretty damn good....
But I've been there less than 90 minutes and I'm already down to maybe $30 in my wallet.
I tossed the waitress another ten and got the hell out of there.