Guys, I am typing this from my office and am exhausted from two long days of tournament play.
You will not believe this:
Using his unique strategy of no sleep and non-stop Bud Lights, TTinCo an amateur player from Colorado became the Cinderella story of the Imperial Palace's Poker 101 tournament. With 253 total entries and several World Series of Poker bracelet winners in attendance, TTinCo faced an uphill battle. Surviving the first day and going into the final day with an average chip stack, TTinCo used his unique style of player to bewilder players frequently shown on ESPN in WSOP reruns. As the ultimate underdog, TTinCO battled a short stack and matched wits with some of the great poker minds of our generation. In the end, TTinCo made the FINAL TABLE and finally was eliminated in 7th place. He left in his wake such feared players as Paul "The Truth" Darden, two-time WSOP final table appearing Al Krux, and WPT multiple appearance player "Syracuse" Chris T.
TTinCo was not available for comment as he was spotted with a glass of champagne in one hand and a bottle of Bud Light in the other. His fans were pleased as it looks like success has not gone to his head too quickly.