The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[BabaBooey]

Wasn't this just idiot talking yesterday about how much he's been "killing it" since he adjusted and lowered his dime values and now today comes with nothing but tomorrow promises a big chase, err, I mean, big play?

And he's still whining about the old site and people don't know why he left and WAH, WAH, WAH! Like there is some magical reason he could say that we'd all go, OH, THAT'S WHY HE SUCKED ASS FOR 5 STRAIGHT YEARS.

You suck as a handicapper, Langer, and quoting scenes from that fake, bullshit movie that was a box office flop isn't going to change that fact.

Lang always talking about how he will have the last laugh. Well guess what , Lang, time has gone by and we are all laughing at you. Oh you need MORE time to go by? Sure, buddy, whatever you need, lol.

Fade on...

 

[gsad]

guys Lang is human take it easy or you'll burn the golden goose, don't be fools and send dumb emails to the website either, it's dumbass moves like that that made him pass today, don't make him feel like he needs to change, let him be and make your bankroll grow because that is the ultimate goal.

 

[chevycola]

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What about all the customers you care so much about Lang that bought a week's worth of picks?? Taking the day off with a full slate of baseball, NBA and NHL??? LMAO!!! What a phony. Are you going to extend that worthless package to 8 days? And the other packages? What a fucking scammer.

"One of the things I like about Eddie Roman is that I can make sure I don't generate any revenue for his piece of shit site today".

LMAO!!!!

Let's see what kind of a big turd takes 2 days for Lang to cook up.


<-----------BRANDON LANG WORKING ON HIS BIG PICK

 

[BabaBooey]

Starting on Friday, the Brandon Lang that has been waiting 5 years to show the world will get his shot.

Watch out faders, the real Brandon Link/Lang/Long is showing up on Friday...RUN FOR ZEE HILLS! Ha Ha!

I like how a shit tout like Lang can justify 5 YEARS OF LOSING with a shit line like the REAL ME WILL BE SHOWING UP FRIDAY. FORGET THE PAST.

He's been at that new site for 6 days now. Why didn't the real Brandon Lang that has been waiting 5 years to show the world, show up on day 1?

Oh I get it, he wanted to drop another 51.75 dimes before the real him showed up...pure marketing genius. @)

 

[BabaBooey]

Of course Lang is going to start chasing tomorrow. He's down 56 dimes for April with only 8 days left in the month. If he was up 56 he'd play it safe and stick with 5 dimers. He soooooo wants this winning month. Hell, just 5 days ago he was talking about April well on its way to being another winning month, then he shit his pants.

There is no new Langer showing up on Friday, just the same old Loser Lang, gearing up for chase mode, fattening those fader wallets.

 

[SparJMU]

Just a hunch, but I think I can see the direction where Lang's act is heading....

He has been dropping this Millionaire's club bullshit a lot recently. I bet he starts some marketing campaign where he claims that there is a secret club that has been getting his real picks for years now, and for the first time ever he is going to open it up to the public.

This is funny on a lot of different levels, but it seems like the next scummy move this guy will make considering he is at rock bottom right now. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I hope I am right as it will create a very entertaining line of videos from Lang.

 

[makavelireturns913]

oo god...he is setting himself up once again for...EPIC FAILURE!!!!

 

[makavelireturns913]

Just a hunch, but I think I can see the direction where Lang's act is heading....

He has been dropping this Millionaire's club bullshit a lot recently. I bet he starts some marketing campaign where he claims that there is a secret club that has been getting his real picks for years now, and for the first time ever he is going to open it up to the public.
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ill tell u what the millionare club plays are....its called the lang fade ahahaha

 

[BabaBooey]

Just a hunch, but I think I can see the direction where Lang's act is heading....

He has been dropping this Millionaire's club bullshit a lot recently. I bet he starts some marketing campaign where he claims that there is a secret club that has been getting his real picks for years now, and for the first time ever he is going to open it up to the public.

This is funny on a lot of different levels, but it seems like the next scummy move this guy will make considering he is at rock bottom right now. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I hope I am right as it will create a very entertaining line of videos from Lang.

I could see that happening.

A fake Millionaires club where he can say he's made his clients boat loads of money and now he wants to let the public in on it. He can say whatever he wants about it because it never really existed.

Typical scammer tout bullshit...I wouldn't put it past him.

He'll say at the old site he was held back and couldn't do what he wanted, so he formed a secret Millionaires Club and gave his real picks to those members. They never had a web page because he was under contract to Budin so the Millionaires Club was on the sly. Now that he is gone from the other site he is free to bring the Millionaires Club and his REAL plays to the public for the first time, out in the open. The past 5 years at Brandon Lang dot com were all a lie, his REAL plays were in the Millionaires Club where he was WINNING! HA HA HA!

 

[gsad]

you guys laugh at Lang but he was making 100K a year at the old site + % of sales, which is not bad. At the new site maybe not as much but I'm sure it's pretty good for what he does.

 

[DrWuuuu]

Here's how a Lang pick gets made

~~:<<
wife beats him: "honey, where's my money?!"

bl dances to her tune
:niceback:
thinks of how well he'd do in vegas if his picks actually came in
:carto1710
realizes his standards have lowered annually this decade
:headbeat:
checks other pickers and realizes he is still at the bottom o' the pile
:smokingbb
considers new job
ushups:
remembers chippendales job, reconsiders
:bbsmile:
thinks of all the mouths to feed
:condon:
"honey, it's 10-1 you don't get preggo again"
:modemman:
checks other pickers again, steals a few
hno:
realizes he's picked dogs yet again, considers fading his own picks
##)
can't figure out how he middled himself on that one and lost both sides
~~:<<
rinse and repeat

 

[CharlieMurphy!]

peppermill waiting for lang's big play.

@)@)@)

 

[chevycola]

you guys laugh at Lang but he was making 100K a year at the old site + % of sales, which is not bad. At the new site maybe not as much but I'm sure it's pretty good for what he does.

If this guys gambling money management even remotely resembles his personal money management, then 100K plus% means he's deep in hock.

 

[RidgeRider]

Langer won't make 50K a year working for this garbage Eddie Roman site. No radio or TV shows mean no revenue.

 

[LaCokaNostra]

FRIDAY IS MY BIG DAY IT IS.

 

[Fadelmeister]

Langer is chasing........ time to hit it.

 

[BabaBooey]

FRIDAY IS MY BIG DAY IT IS.

Eddie Romano should've hired Bigfoot instead of Lang. Bigfoot has more celebrity clout and would've brought in more customers, lol.

 

[chevycola]

Lang's Movie

I love how he's still using his movie as some sort of validation.

" Well, when you get a movie made about your life, let's just say you have to be doing something right."hno:

Really? That's what means you are doing something right? How about these people who had movies made about their life?

Here's "Two for the Money" Ruby AND Oswald!

Brandon, getting a movie made about you DOESN'T MEAN you are doing something right.

 

[SparJMU]

you guys laugh at Lang but he was making 100K a year at the old site + % of sales, which is not bad. At the new site maybe not as much but I'm sure it's pretty good for what he does.

gsad, we all understand that he was making big money the last few years. No one is in denial there. The point is how he made it. If you step back and look at the big picture, Lang is a modern day con man, nothing more. He completely fabricated an image of a winning-sports bettor, and sells a product THAT HE KNOWS WILL FAIL to people who don't know any better.

Brandon Lang is the scum of the earth. He is rich (for now), but he is scum.

 

[SparJMU]

And as far as fading is concerned.....we laugh at Lang because by doing the EXACT OPPOSITE of what he recommends, we will always make money.

He is not a handicapper, he is a complete moron who happens to be an effective salesman. Over any extended period of time it is a guarantee that he will fail picking games, and we reap the benefit. Approximately -3,300 dimes over 3 to 4 years. Do you understand how pathetic that is? He will always lose. And fading him will always succeed.