The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

You guys should know by now he didn't lose. He bought the 1/2

One of the other fake cappers on the site had the Cowboys and it was graded a loss.
They all grade the same.
Also, Lang released the play at +5.

 

[StackinGreen]

As I said, I love me some Langer! 200 dimes, more packing for the poop chute!

 

[sniperpicks]

1130 East almost no play yet from

Selling superbowl record staring with 20 year old results cuz the rest is a

 

[finman13]

I had a feeling he might mess with the total tonight. Seems to lean unders. We shall see. Oooh , I just floated an air biscuit.

 

[sniperpicks]

He is ignoring MLB Biggest game on tonight

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,025.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $30,252.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$32,247.5)

PAID PICKS: 138-150-3 / 47.9%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 14-12-1 -226 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (4W-3L) +31 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/20 to 8/26, (4W-3L) +75 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/27 to 9/2, (5W-1L-1P) +198.75 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/3 to 9/9, (3W-4L) -312.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/10 to 9/16, (5W-2L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/17 to 9/23, (2W-5L) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/24 to 9/30, (5W-2L) +359 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/1 to 10/7, (3W-4L) -335 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/8 to 10/14, (4W-3L) +129 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/15 to 10/21, (5W-1L-1P) +215 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/22 to 10/28, (2W-4L) -235 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

33-51, -2,002.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 6-14
60 DIME: 1-5
50 DIME: 21-19

MLB POST SEASON (2024)

3-1, +90 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

10-12, -548.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-2
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 3-2
75 DIME: 4-3
60 DIME: 2-4

NCAA FOOTBALL (2024-'25)

15-7-2, +307.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-3
100 DIME: 3-2-1
75 DIME: 7-1-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

0-2, -110 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,797 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $137,970 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$161,910)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,025.25 DIMES (01/01/24 to 10/27/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, tough one to swallow last night as my 200 dimer goes down on Dallas (+5 1/2) comes up short at San Francisco losing by 6.
Yes, at 12:33 pm EST the line moved to 5 1/2 and it stayed that way for the next 7 1/2 hours until kickoff and I did say buy up from anywhere from 5 1/2 to 7.
I'm sure a lot of people did exactly that in those 7 1/2 hours but for record keeping purposes, we'll grade it a loss and move on.
To come off the 75 dime winner Friday night on Boston College and Saturday the 150 dime winner Saturday on Vandy to throw up the clunker on Sunday, disappointing.
Puts me 4-1 my last 5 NFL winners and 8-3 my last 11 football releases overall.
I am killing it in College football sitting at 16-7 for the year and was looking for a 4th straight NFL winner yesterday and I just didn't get it done.
However, no time for a pity party. Nope.
I am going to focus on the positive because there is a lot of that with this release tonight.
I am looking to hand you a 7th straight 75 dime winner.
Not #3 in a row, nor 4 in a row or 5 in a row, not 6 in a row.
It is flat out my hottest release and I am confident this Monday night total will be #7 in a row.
LFG!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Yes, at 12:33 pm EST the line moved to 5 1/2 and it stayed that way for the next 7 1/2 hours until kickoff and I did say buy up from anywhere from 5 1/2 to 7.
I'm sure a lot of people did exactly that in those 7 1/2 hours but for record keeping purposes, we'll grade it a loss and move on.

Basically this clown is saying he released the Cowboys at +5 and advised to buy up, like a clown, to +5 1/2. Then the line moved to Cowboys +5 1/2 but they are not going to give him a full point up because he released at +5 and they can only cheat so much. So Lang advised to buy up to +5 1/2 but is not going to charge himself any extra juice because why would he? All his 1/2 points are free and his bankroll is a never ending supply of funny money. Never keep any long term records on site and Let's sweep it under the rug and MOVE ON! LFG!

P.S. If he's not on the UNDER tonight with these two shitty offenses, I'd be SHOCKED! LFG!

 

[finman13]

Amen Pimpy. Let's hope if he is, that the Russell spark last week continues, so he loses again.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He is ignoring MLB Biggest game on tonight

He wants to keep that MLB Post Season +90 dimes in the black to counter the 2,000 dimes in the red he lost in the regular season, so next year come playoff time he can claim he's on fire in the post season, lol.

 

[ohbakeme33]

Hi, who do I contact about getting into the Lang buy group? Thanks!

 

[proanalyser]

After losing the 200 dimer

 

[camp23]

Hi, who do I contact about getting into the Lang buy group? Thanks!

Me too! Lol

 

[ohbakeme33]

After losing the 200 dimer

I'm here to fade haha

 

[carlitosway]

He wants to keep that MLB Post Season +90 dimes in the black to counter the 2,000 dimes in the red he lost in the regular season, so next year come playoff time he can claim he's on fire in the post season, lol.

BINGO!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Hi, who do I contact about getting into the Lang buy group? Thanks!

This guy...

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Hi, who do I contact about getting into the Lang buy group? Thanks!

sniperpicks

 

[ohbakeme33]

He is ignoring MLB Biggest game on tonight

Can you message me about buy group for Lang? Im interested in joining. Thanks man!