The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

what a mush Lang is. I was about to fade then I hear CM is out so I get soft and wait

over 21 on 2H hits

This guys a gift , 0-3 run. All football. Amazing.

 

[proanalyser]

The most important 3 days in football are Sat Sun and Mon. I do not lose on those days. Looks like its a 50 dimer on tues as my mlb 50 dimers are rolling.

 

[finman13]

Seems like this may be a year from hell for niners. They had multiple chances at a ring. Now christian out before season even begins. Turmoil and an aging trent williams.

Maybe not. Kudos to the niners. Great execution and game plan. My hats off. Purdy is just good. More importantly, lang lost again!

 

[phelps123]

More importantly I won huge on Mason

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,926.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $29,267.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$31,262.5)

PAID PICKS: 112-129-2 / 46.4%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 5-4 -187.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (4W-3L) +31 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/20 to 8/26, (4W-3L) +75 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/27 to 9/2, (5W-1L-1P) +198.75 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/3 to 9/9, (3W-4L) -312.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

30-48, -1,987.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 2-10
75 DIME: 6-14
60 DIME: 1-5
50 DIME: 18-16

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

1-2, -137.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-1

NCAA FOOTBALL (2024-'25)

4-2-1, -40 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME:1-0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,698.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $136,985 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$160,925)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 2,926.75 DIMES (01/01/24 to 09/09/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[RidgeRider]

After 2 PM and not a word from Lang. When you get ass raped Lang goes into hiding. Bet he calls in a 50 dime bankroll builder from the golf course. Will probably choose the Mets or SF as they have pitchers with much lower ERA's.

 

[sniperpicks]

MLB

Mets n Jays

I don’t have it. But it’s a mortal he on Mets. Winners of 10 in last 11 maybe

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's get back on track with one of my hottest releases.
This 50 dimer is looking for #4 in a row and 9 of my last 10.
Even better, it's baseball winner #5 of 6.
As for the weekend, was in position to do great things after the Chiefs on Thursday and Byu (+11) outright over SMU.
Then I was on the wrong side of G'tech/Syracuse Saturday, got fu@#$@#ked on the Titans on Sunday and was on the wrong side of the Jets/Niners total Monday.
Time to stay hot in baseball tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Time to stay hot in baseball tonight.

Lang is so hot in baseball that his $10 a dime bettors are only down 20K.

 

[carlitosway]

Let's get back on track with one of my hottest releases.
This 50 dimer is looking for #4 in a row and 9 of my last 10.
Even better, it's baseball winner #5 of 6.
As for the weekend, was in position to do great things after the Chiefs on Thursday and Byu (+11) outright over SMU.
Then I was on the wrong side of G'tech/Syracuse Saturday, got fu@#$@#ked on the Titans on Sunday and was on the wrong side of the Jets/Niners total Monday.
Time to stay hot in baseball tonight.

Shit got busy in life and I've been LANGED! One of the rare times I didn't check in! A lesson to everyone!

 

[sniperpicks]

He on Mets and the blue birds are on his head now

 

[finman13]

Well, had a hot streak but yet here we go back to about 30k in the red. Great money management and discipline.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, had a hot streak but yet here we go back to about 30k in the red. Great money management and discipline.

Notice how fast the scammer pulled back on his cherry picked numbers about how much a $10 bettor was up for his football plays?
That'll happen when you go 0-3 on Saturday, Sunday and Monday and drop 407.5 dimes, $4,075. lol.

Clown Capper.

 

[StackinGreen]

Well, had a hot streak but yet here we go back to about 30k in the red. Great money management and discipline.

Yup, you just have to wait him out a bit sometimes, then when the triple digit plays start coming in you know it's fade time, heaven awaits

 

[StackinGreen]

He on Mets and the blue birds are on his head now

He's really close to being down -3000 "dimes" for the year now. It's an epic year like 2016, where Pimpy had him at -2941

Like I said before, I think he's going over -4000 dimes down this year, which will be both funny and amazing.

 

[finman13]

Lying down in an alley somewhere, in a pool of his own vomit and feces, Brandon is muttering to himself, "damn, I really thought I figured something out. I was on a roll. I was a winner". As the rats, mice and other assorted vermin gather around, Lang ponders on what night baseball pick to shit out today.

 

[carlitosway]

Lying down in an alley somewhere, in a pool of his own vomit and feces, Brandon is muttering to himself, "damn, I really thought I figured something out. I was on a roll. I was a winner". As the rats, mice and other assorted vermin gather around, Lang ponders on what night baseball pick to shit out today.

The wonderful literary skills and humor of the Finman.