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LANG'S PLAY: TEXAS RANGERS -105 (Heaney vs Kikuchi)

Sometimes you are just not meant to win a game and last night was exactly the case with my 100 dimer on the Braves, who lose 3-2 in 10 innings.
The Mets had 3 hits for the entire game. I'm talking 3 but one of those was the Lindor 2-run homer off of Sale.
The Braves had 1st and 2nd no outs in the 6th but they couldn't hit the Mets Jose Butto, who retired 9 in a row and that was all she wrote.
Another incredible wasted effort by the Braves offense of a great start by Chris Sale.
I started the weekend with a 75 dime winner last Friday with the Royals (RL) 7-1 over the W/Sox.
I will start this weekend with a 100 dime winner on this Friday card to jumpstart the weekend yet again
It's the summer grind in baseball. I have to have a winning July. Simple as that.
Now let's bang home this 100 dime winner and build the some momentum for the weekend.
Let's go.
 

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It's the summer grind in baseball. I have to have a winning July. Simple as that.

Still pushing/promoting/scamming for the winning July. Which means he's just going to be chasing his ass off. Expect a 200 Dimer Saturday if he pulls a win out of his ass today.

And what's he gonna say when the month of July ends up being another loser?

It's the summer grind in baseball. I have to have a winning August. Simple as that.
 

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It's the summer grind in baseball. I have to have a winning July. Simple as that.

Still pushing/promoting/scamming for the winning July. Which means he's just going to be chasing his ass off. Expect a 200 Dimer Saturday if he pulls a win out of his ass today.

And what's he gonna say when the month of July ends up being another loser?

It's the summer grind in baseball. I have to have a winning August. Simple as that.
He should say, I don't have to have a winning July because I will continue to lie and scam and hope I make ends meet if a few of you buy my package. Stay with me folks ....it's a grind and I always turn it around. We have preseason football coming up, where I have produced year after year, but don't check the records. I need you to trust me.

I'm the number one handicapper in the world. They only make movies about winners. Even though that's not me, it's okay, because as I said, despite losing for decades , I always turn it around.
 

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I emailed Lang's former co host on the Bleav Network named Cam Rogers with all Lang's records.. I asked him if he knew Lang was so bad. He said oh he must be good because they made a movie about him. I was like they make movies about guys like Bernie Madoff all the time. He didn't even know the movie was about a losing/ scam handicapper that in the end the client pisses on him.
 

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He was great in his undocumented years if you believe their 🐎 💩 claims. Everything tracked is 🤯 🔫 if you tail him
 
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That was his 14th straight start of allowing 3 earned runs or less.

If you give this guy 4 runs or more tonight, he will get the win and against the pitcher the Rangers are facing, I believe they will.


Seeing Heaney let up a 3 piece in the first. Classically Langed
 

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Lang's ex was also getting banged by everyone in the apartment complex. He has to be living under a bridge now as there is no way he's getting more than 1 sale a month. He has to be getting banged by Tranny's. His record on every baseball release above 50 units this baseball season is now 7 wins and 24 losses. 22.5% ain't going to pay the bills.
 

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I know if I've had a grinder of a day, just check in to this website to see another lang loser. Happy weekend everyone.

Lang, lots of salve son. Just take a big glob of it and shove it up your anal cavity.
 

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I emailed Lang's former co host on the Bleav Network named Cam Rogers with all Lang's records.. I asked him if he knew Lang was so bad. He said oh he must be good because they made a movie about him. I was like they make movies about guys like Bernie Madoff all the time. He didn't even know the movie was about a losing/ scam handicapper that in the end the client pisses on him.
He actually responded? LMAO
 

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I fully expect that between now and the HOF NFL Pre-season game his emphasis will be in his promos will be on building the "bankroll" for that game an then of course for the remainder of August on building the "bankroll" for all of the other pre-season games for the start of the college football season, and then, well you know, the rest of the Groundhog Day scenario to follow!!
 

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