The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[FOProjections]

Let’s hope for a double down loser tomorrow

 

[finman13]

Won't be a mention on how the guardians forgot how to hit..even with 10 hits of skubel.

 

[finman13]

Did they just forget how to hit a baseball???????

The Cleveland Guardians were held to 2 hits on Sunday in their 2-1 loss to the Padres costing me a 3rd straight winning day and 75 dimes of profit as well.
So frustrating watching that game yesterday. So many bad at bats. Just pathetic.
After being held to 1-hit on Saturday, ti's 2 hits on Sunday.
Was it a successful weekend? Absolutely with the 75 dime winner Friday with the Royals (RL) 7-1 over the W/Sox..
Saturday I bring the hammer with the 150 dime winner on the Tigers 7-3 over the Blow Jays.
Dropped the 75 dimer on the Guardians Sunday.
It's July baseball. The summer grind. I have got to step up and have a winning July.
Simple as that.
Now let's bang home this 50 dime winner and keep this thing rolling.
Let's go.

If you don't have a winning July, then what? Just sweep it under the rug, snort some blow and move on. How's your mom and daughter dummy?

 

[finman13]

This has kansas city written all over it. The Line is actually fishy. I expected to see -130 to -140 royals but it's practically even money.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Def KC. Lower ERA.

 

[RidgeRider]

97% sure he's on KC but where's our good buddy Steve been?

 

[carlitosway]

Def KC. Lower ERA.

Based on team records and home/away split are also reasons he'll be riding KC.

 

[The_Sheriff]

plz stop giving him credit for doing actual 'handicapping'

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,572.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $25,727.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$27,722.5)

PAID PICKS: 88-106-1 / 45.3%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 7-11 -500.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2024)

18-31, -1,414.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-7
75 DIME: 3-9
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 11-10

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 13,344.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $133,445 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$157,385)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 2,572.75 DIMES (01/01/24 to 07/22/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Guardians buried me on Sunday because they fu@$%#king can't hit.
So if they were held to 1-hit on Saturday and 2-hits on Sunday against the Padres, they weren't going to score against one of the best pitchers in baseball on Monday!!
And sure enough they were shut down again by the Tigers Tarik Skubal as the Tigers delivered the easy 8-2 winner.
Now it's time to go 4-1 in the 2nd half with this Up The Ante 75 dime winner.
Last Friday the 75 dime winner on the Royals Run Line 7-1 over White Sox.
Saturday I bring the hammer with the 150 dime winner on the Tigers 7-3 over the Blow Jays.
Dropped the 75 dimer on the Guardians Sunday but delivered the 50 dime winner Monday on Tigers..
It's July baseball. The summer grind. I have got to step up and have a winning July.
Simple as that.
Now let's bang home this 75 dime winner and keep this thing rolling.
Let's go.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang says again today, "I have got to step up and have a winning July".

What the *uck is he smoking? He's down 500.5 dimes in July with 10 days left in the month. He has as much of a chance of that happening as the Easter Bunny visiting me during the baseball game tonight.

 

[tampasports]

What is his play

 

[finman13]

Kc is good at home. The pitcher has an ERA a run less at home. Probably a better team. Do the math and just a small amount of thinking as Lang does.

 

[tampasports]

Ok thanks

 

[sniperpicks]

Yeah he thinks he is Jon Travolta.



ROYAL ’s with at -115

and losing 3-0 mid 1st

 

[carlitosway]

plz stop giving him credit for doing actual 'handicapping'

A quick scan and glance at basic stats is not handicapping.

 

[finman13]

Nobody is giving him credit for handicapping. People are being facetious.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]