The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

I think the only reason dipshit picked this game is because it was the last game of the day, he could leave his stolen 200 dime victory up longer and hopefully get some sucker to purchase this play.

Does he care that he just gave back 195 dimes of the 200?
Hell no! Not if he made a sale.

 

[sniperpicks]

Wow. You probably read his pea sized brain there. Now you need a Clorox bath

 

[finman13]

Good job langatang. Jags couldn't stop shitting their pants and lamar gets away with more bad decision making. LOL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[proanalyser]

nba your short distance in the brain dept and other areas,get a job

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Seattle Seahawks.



The Line: The current line is a +3 in Vegas and offshore as of 10:00 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Note: If your line is anywhere from +2 1/2 to +4, I advise you buy the 1/2 up on the Seahawks.

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang on his site said today:

"Had a nice week last week and looking to post up another winning this week and despite the bad efforts of Trevor Lawrence, I am in position to do just that".

The last 7 days he's down 65 dimes and that's with the 200 dime buy the half point down Bengals escape. I wonder what he considers just an average week? Down 200 units?

 

[finman13]

nba your short distance in the brain dept and other areas,get a job

Aren't you guys friends?

 

[finman13]

Looks like a bounce back spot for Philly against a reeling sea turkey team.

 

[sniperpicks]

Aren't you guys friends?

they cross over who gets to lick Langs bleached ass crack

In that scenario the loser is the winner

 

[phillyeagles1975]

I think the only reason dipshit picked this game is because it was the last game of the day, he could leave his stolen 200 dime victory up longer and hopefully get some sucker to purchase
Does he care that he just gave back 195 dimes of the 200?
Hell no! Not if he made a sale.

PhillyEagle1975: Pimpy, you are beyond right. His history is always the late game. A Noon game on Sat or a 1pm game on Sun is almost unheard of cause if he can get just one more sale by playing the late game, well that’s a nice steak dinner that night! It was a poor game to handicap and obviously a poor side to take but the extra $100 he may have made is all he cared about.

 

[steve021]

My Analysis

I will go against them again.



It was just last week when I told the world this Eagles team was living on borrowed time and they were going to get blown out at Dallas.



Well they most certainly did 30-13.



Back to back blowout losses to the Niners and the Cowboys.



Their record may say 10-3 but realistically they are at best a 7-6 football team.



They never should have beaten the Chiefs, or the Bills and they sure as hell should have never beaten this Cowboys team the first time in Philly.



It starts with a defense that at best is average.



A defense that got exposed the last 2 weeks giving up a total of 75 points: 42 to the Niners and 33 by Dallas.



The same defense that gave up 28 to the Vikings, 34 to the Bills and 31 twice to Sam Howell and those god awful Commanders!!!!!!!!



This team lost to the Jets on the road. Bottom line: I would trust this team laying points on the road against anybody.



Now the Eagles defense rolls into Seattle to take on a Seahawks offense that just put up 527 yards total offense on the Niners!!!!!



The last 3 weeks the Seahawks have played the Niners twice and put up 35 on the Cowboys in Dallas.



At home, getting more than a field goal is a value I can't pass up nor will I.



A few numbers for you.



The Eagles are 1-6 ATS last 7 in this series. They are also 0-8 ATS coming off a double digit SU/ATS loss.



But the statistic of the day, maybe of the year is as follows.



The Seattle Seahawks are 16-1 ATS last 17 games when coming off consecutive losses as a dog including 12 straight covers.



12 STRAIGHT.



Let's make it 13 in a row as this home dog gets the money tonight.

 

[savage1]

His analysis, cockiness and wording are almost a verbatim clone with a few words changed of what he wrote on the

last two Monday night games, both LOSERS!!

If he doesn't have the money to afford a book on effective and successful advertising, surely there must be a library nearby

where he can find a book that can help!!

This shouldn't be that difficult as anything would be an improvement of his parrot-like writeups day after day, week after week, month

after month and year after year!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,243.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $22,437.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$24,432.5)

PAID PICKS: 165-173-3 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 13-16-1, -667.5 DIMES
DEC: 9-8, +115.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (4W-3L) +66.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/14 to 11/20, (2W-5L) -538.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/21 to 11/27, (2W-4L-1P) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/28 to 12/4, (3W-4L) -188.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/5 to 12/11, (5W-2L) +311.5 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/12 to 12/18, (3W-3L) +17.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

20-20-1, -178.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 4-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 3-8-1
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-5
60 DIME: 3-1
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

23-20, -245.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-4
150 DIME: 6-2
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-9
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 2-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

7-5, +194 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 5-2
60 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 0-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-2, -121 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 11,097.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $110,927.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$132,872.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,243.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 12/17/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SEATTLE SEAHAWKS +3 1/2 or maybe +4 or might be +4 1/2, whatever is best for him after the game is over (-130).

All I can say is that will be the last time I pull a dollar out of my pocket and back Trevor Lawrence in a big game. Simple as that.
Fu!%#@king as frustrating a first half of football I have watched all year long.
After watching the Bengals rally for me, it was pathetic watching the Jags Sunday.
Got on the wrong side of the game and when you do that, accept it and move on.
Had a nice week last week and looking to post up another winning this week and despite the bad efforts of Trevor Lawrence, I am in position to do just that.
Bang home this 75 dime winner tonight and get the winning week.
More importantly, it's a winning month of December so far so we have that in play these last 13 days of 2023.
Let's bang home this 2nd straight 75 dime winner, get the winning week and add to the winning month of December bankroll.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's bang home this 2nd straight 75 dime winner, get the winning week and add to the winning month of December bankroll.
Let's go.

Hey Lang, "tell the world" about how you lost 1,462 Dimes ($14,620) last December. I'm sure the world would love to hear about it.

December bankroll...

And the show rolls on.

 

[sniperpicks]

wishes NFL was like MLB

Starter changes ? No bet

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG benefits off a horrid non call on the deep pass INT , clear interference - hold by seattle , he wont mention the gift