The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

The half point buy up, LMAO!
More like the half point steal that he does on 90% of all football games.

When your bankroll is a never ending supply of Monopoly money.
When your record keeping is about as transparent as glass smeared with shit.
When all you are interested in is sales and fucking over suckers.
You take that, what literally translates to a free half point whenever you can because why not?
You're already a scamming piece of shit and nothing is gonna change that.

 

[RidgeRider]

Pimpy - You need to grade it as a loss. Lang I know for a fact checks the forum every single day to see what people say about him. The guy is a straight up thief. He once stole one of the golfers he was caddying for his wallet and got fired.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Pimpy - You need to grade it as a loss. Lang I know for a fact checks the forum every single day to see what people say about him. The guy is a straight up thief. He once stole one of the golfers he was caddying for his wallet and got fired.

After consulting with the Gambling Gods and many more people wiser than myself, I will be grading Lang's play at +2 (-110) for a 220 dime loss.

The only reason they graded this a push is because college football is the only product Lang has that he's won at over the past 2 years and the only thing they have that's positive to sell this loser with. If this had been an NFL play, something he really sucks at, then, maybe it gets graded a loss since he has no positive NFL numbers to promote anyway.

When you grade plays the way they do with no definitive line and go based on line fluctuation throughout the day, if there is ANY chance that any of your customers might have taken a loss, you need to bite the bullet and grade the play a loss. You can't claim push or win when there is a chance that maybe a client took a loss. Unless you are a piece of shit then by all means you say fuck the clients, my ego demands a win or a push, such as Lang and the Lang crew of scam artists.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He once stole one of the golfers he was caddying for his wallet and got fired.

Was it Tiger Woods and that's why he hates him so much? LOL

 

[RidgeRider]

Pimpy - That is a fair explanation on how you're going to grade the game.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang is no Nixon

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,759.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $17,592.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$19,587.5)

PAID PICKS: 148-155-2 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 15-16, -92.5 DIMES
NOV: 5-6, -67.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (2W-5L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/17 to 10/23, (1W-6L) -565 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/24 to 10/30, (4W-2L) +220 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/31 to 11/6, (4W-3L) +226 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/7 to 11/13, (2W-3L) -193.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

12-13, -215 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 2-0
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-5
80 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 5-4
50 DIME: 2-3

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

21-14, +497 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 6-0
100 DIME: 3-1
80 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 6-6
50 DIME: 2-2
40 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

0-2, -148.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,612.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $106,127.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$128,072.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,759.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 11/11/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[steve021]

Enjoy gentlemen and good luck


The Pick: My 200 Dime winner is the Dallas Cowboys.



The Line: The current line is -17 1/2 in Vegas and offshore as of 7:30 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line

 

[finman13]

Be sure to buy down to 16.5.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

After consulting with the Gambling Gods and many more people wiser than myself, I will be grading Lang's play at +2 (-110) for a 220 dime loss.

The only reason they graded this a push is because college football is the only product Lang has that he's won at over the past 2 years and the only thing they have that's positive to sell this loser with. If this had been an NFL play, something he really sucks at, then, maybe it gets graded a loss since he has no positive NFL numbers to promote anyway.

When you grade plays the way they do with no definitive line and go based on line fluctuation throughout the day, if there is ANY chance that any of your customers might have taken a loss, you need to bite the bullet and grade the play a loss. You can't claim push or win when there is a chance that maybe a client took a loss. Unless you are a piece of shit then by all means you say fuck the clients, my ego demands a win or a push, such as Lang and the Lang crew of scam artists.

He sent it out at +2.5 to subscribers. Thats why I said there’s no way he played 3. I would grade it as buying .5.

 

[seth]

He's actually posted the time 2 sportsbooks had at 2.5 till. I'm guessing his customer service must have had some angry emails

 

[XENO]

Thats a definite loss

 

[Buckeyefan80]

He's actually posted the time 2 sportsbooks had at 2.5 till. I'm guessing his customer service must have had some angry emails

He always sends it out that way. He never says the line he is playing, he says “The current line,” because he doesn’t actually bet. The current line he puts out is almost always different than what he grades at too.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Why do you still post here? NO ONE wants or cares about your plays that you post AFTER the games! Just please stop!

 

[steve021]

Lang’s deep analysis


My Analysis

The lamb being led to the slaughter.



And I do mean slaughter.



Sometimes in this business you look at the number and say, "Wow, that is a lot of points.



Then you see the final score and say, "Jesus, it wasn't enough."



In the case of Dallas laying this number today, it seems a lot for a divisional game.



In the case of this particular match up, this particular situation, it won't matter at all.



Let's start with the Giants situation.



They are starting a 3rd string QB, on the road, against a Dallas defense that will be coming for blood against an offensive line that just gave up 8 sacks on the road to Vegas.



What on God's earth do you think Micah Parsons and his boys on defense are going to do today? If the Raiders got 8, you don't think the Cowboys are getting at least 6?



They had 7 in the first meeting!!!!!!!



You think Devito is going to have a day? You think he is going to lead this offense to double digit points?



Bottom line, the Giants are not scoring more than 10 points today. Simple as that.



Which brings us to the home team Cowboys.



They have played 3 home games this year and they have won all 3 by margins of 20 over the Jets, 35 over the Patriots and 23 over the Rams.



They were laying 8 against the Jets when they could have laid 17. They were laying 6 against the Patriots when they could have laid 17.



And they were laying 7 against the Rams when they could have laid 17.



Now the biggest key off all about this game for a Dallas blowout is this.



They are coming off a loss and the last 9 times the Dallas Cowboys have come off a loss they are a perfect 9-0 ATS.



Listen, the Giants have scored just 8 offensive touchdowns in their last 9 games and to think a rookie, on the road, against this defensive line, is going to be effective!!!!!!



Fuck no.



The Dallas Cowboys will win this game by at least 4 touchdowns today. Know that. Print that. The 17 number means nothing today. Simple as that.



Lay the wood and wait to collect. End of story.

 

[RidgeRider]

What do you expect for a write up? He probably wrote it while in his car delivering for UberEats. The guy barely passed high school. He never went to college.
In his write up for yesterdays game he said the line at 2:30 AM eastern was +2.5. First off it wasn't +2.5 and around 7 AM eastern when most people open up their emails till around 11 AM eastern the line was +1.5 to +2. He knows he stole 260 dimes. Dude is a complete failure at life!

 

[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

Jesus is he buying down to 16.5?!

 

[sniperpicks]

he says ........................ the 17 dont matter gonna be a blowout