The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

Looks pretty quiet over here as the fadders have been ram rodded. How's the anal cavity boys.

 

[RidgeRider]

Still a whole lot tighter than Lang's asshole after getting split wide open in those free for all nights his wife had partner swapping because he couldn't satisfy her.

 

[sniperpicks]

Fade crew I run was told take San Fran Sunday so we good

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,176.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,767.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,762.5)

PAID PICKS: 134-137-2 / 49.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 6-3, +422.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

47-50, -138.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-9
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 10-7
40 DIME: 6-9

MLB PLAYOFFS (2023)

0-1, -50 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

9-5, +272.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 4-1
50 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

11-7, +383.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-0
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 2-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,030.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,302.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,247.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,176.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 10/09/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, it wasn't pretty but my 50 dimer last night on the Raiders (-2') gets it done over the Packers 17-13.
I said in a near pick game between two bad teams lose with the more experienced QB and that QB was Jimmy Garrapolo, who made fewer mistakes than Jordan Love.
I really wanted to follow up with a winner on Monday after my first 200 dimer in the NFL gets there with the Niners destroying Dallas 42-10 and I did that with the Raiders.
That was after Saturday's 150 dime winner on Iowa State in a complete domination of TCU 27-14 as a 6 1/2 dog.
We got that college 75 dime college winner Friday, the 150 dime winner Saturday, 200 Dime winner on Sunday and 50 dimer last night.
Nothing like adding a quick 475 to the bankroll.
Here is where the current bankroll stands:
Last 64 Days
$10 Bettor Has Made $12,060
Now we focus on hammering home this 75 dime winner and pushing that number over closer to the $13,000 mark.
Today is about 75 dimer #2 in a row. Today is about football winner #5 in a row.
Let's keep the winning streak going right now.

 

[will_bettis365]

If faders was smart they could just follow only his football
Plays and fade any other sports. You would be at least 70% wins.

 

[ziggym97]

BRANDON LANG
75 DIMES
JACKSONVILLE ST +6.5

 

[hanziman]

Thank you for posting! Let's see how this one plays out

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

If faders was smart they could just follow only his football
Plays and fade any other sports. You would be at least 70% wins.

Lang lost 900 Dimes in the NFL regular season last year.
This year including his preseason picks he's up what, 40 dimes?
He's been decent with his college football picks, regular season, so far this year and last year. But the year before last he shit the bed.
He also shit the bed to the tune of 944 dimes lost in last seasons college bowl games.

So it's real easy to say what someone should have done when you're looking at what has happened in this short period of time, i.e. 5 weeks of football.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Excellent call by Lang advising his clients to buy the 1/2 point up on J State to +7 after he claims that they should win the game outright.

 

[hanziman]

Okay, back to loser lang. This is my favorite kind of Lang

 

[finman13]

Still down big pro anus...get your ass lubed up yet again you fucking nimrod.

 

[StackinGreen]

Nimrod, lol, yup pro anal got lubed

 

[will_bettis365]

Well, it wasn't pretty but my 50 dimer last night on the Raiders (-2') gets it done over the Packers 17-13.
I said in a near pick game between two bad teams lose with the more experienced QB and that QB was Jimmy Garrapolo, who made fewer mistakes than Jordan Love.
I really wanted to follow up with a winner on Monday after my first 200 dimer in the NFL gets there with the Niners destroying Dallas 42-10 and I did that with the Raiders.
That was after Saturday's 150 dime winner on Iowa State in a complete domination of TCU 27-14 as a 6 1/2 dog.
We got that college 75 dime college winner Friday, the 150 dime winner Saturday, 200 Dime winner on Sunday and 50 dimer last night.
Nothing like adding a quick 475 to the bankroll.
Here is where the current bankroll stands:
Last 64 Days
$10 Bettor Has Made $12,060
Now we focus on hammering home this 75 dime winner and pushing that number over closer to the $13,000 mark.
Today is about 75 dimer #2 in a row. Today is about football winner #5 in a row.
Let's keep the winning streak going right now.

Lang lost 900 Dimes in the NFL regular season last year.
This year including his preseason picks he's up what, 40 dimes?
He's been decent with his college football picks, regular season, so far this year and last year. But the year before last he shit the bed.
He also shit the bed to the tune of 944 dimes lost in last seasons college bowl games.

So it's real easy to say what someone should have done when you're looking at what has happened in this short period of time, i.e. 5 weeks of football.

How’s the the 5 weeks of fading in football and -700 plus dimes. Pretty big hole to dig out of there but GL the rest of the season tho.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

How’s the the 5 weeks of fading in football and -700 plus dimes. Pretty big hole to dig out of there but GL the rest of the season tho.

What's it like being a moron with zero clue of how anybody gambles or fades this fool? There was also a 200 Dime play and a 150 Dime play that Lang claimed as wins that the Fade did not lose so your -700 dime assessment doesn't hold water.

This thread is about proving Lang is a long term loser, and a scam artist, if you follow. Anybody that fades Lang play for play and dime for dime would not be very bright because that is a terrible strategy.

Best of luck to you as well... in finding a clue.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,274.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $12,742.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$14,737.5)

PAID PICKS: 134-138-2 / 49.2%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 19-11, +627.75 DIMES
SEP: 16-13, +91 DIMES
OCT: 6-4, +325 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (3W-4L) -132.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/29 to 9/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/5 to 9/11, (4W-3L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/12 to 9/18, (4W-3L) +85 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/19 to 9/25, (4W-3L) +87.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/26 to 10/2, (3W-3L) -149 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/3 to 10/9, (5W-2L) +377.5 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/10 to 10/16, (0W-1L) -97.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

47-50, -138.75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-9
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 9-8
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 10-7
40 DIME: 6-9

MLB PLAYOFFS (2023)

0-1, -50 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

2-4, -240 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2023-'24)

9-5, +272.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 1-3
80 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 4-1
50 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL (2023-'24)

11-8, +286 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 3-0
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 4-4
50 DIME: 2-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,127.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $101,277.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$123,222.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,274.25 DIMES (01/01/23 to 10/10/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)