The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,662.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $16,627.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$18,622.5)

PAID PICKS: 107-117-2 / 47.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 14-7, +635.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (6W-1L) +527.5 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/15 to 8/21, (3W-4L) -215 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/22 to 8/28, (1W-0L) +100 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

41-44, -46.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 9-7
80 DIME: 4-8
75 DIME: 7-7
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 6-4
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

1-3, -232.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,535.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $105,357.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$127,302.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,662.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 08/22/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[phelps123]

- $10 MLB bettors have won
$8,675 last 15 releases -

Yet -$16627.5 for the whole year.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang trolls trying to pretend that Lang is some great handicapper because he's finally having a good month after so many losers is comical.
One look at the records and there is no denying it. No argument whatsoever, unless you are brain dead.
Brandon Lang is a long term loser, scamming piece of shit, narcissistic, sociopathic, sorry excuse for a human being.
And if you defend him, well, you've gone full retard.
Never go full retard.

 

[finman13]

- $10 MLB bettors have won
$8,675 last 15 releases -

What about the people tailing Lang all year or for 15 years asshat?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, ran the baseball winning streak to 3 in a row and 12-3 my last 15 as my 100 dimer on the Brewers gets it done 7-3 over the Twins.
I felt as hot as the Brewers were and coming off that 3 game sweep of the Rangers in Texas, it was incredible value getting them at home -110.
As for Miley, another quality start at home allowing 3 earned in 5 innings pushing his home record to 4-1 with 4 no decisions in his 9 starts.
The Brewers are now on a 6-3 run in front of the home folks.
Now it is time to stay in the winners circle with another winning Wednesday.
Listen folks, college football season is right around the corner, I mean, it starts this Saturday!!!!!
A huge winning streak is exactly what I needed and it's exactly what I'm giving you in baseball and here in the month of August.
The baseball winning streak continues today with 100 dime winner #3 in a row, winning day #4 in a row and basebal winner #13 of 16.
LFG!

 

[steve021]

Well, ran the baseball winning streak to 3 in a row and 12-3 my last 15 as my 100 dimer on the Brewers gets it done 7-3 over the Twins.
I felt as hot as the Brewers were and coming off that 3 game sweep of the Rangers in Texas, it was incredible value getting them at home -110.
As for Miley, another quality start at home allowing 3 earned in 5 innings pushing his home record to 4-1 with 4 no decisions in his 9 starts.
The Brewers are now on a 6-3 run in front of the home folks.
Now it is time to stay in the winners circle with another winning Wednesday.
Listen folks, college football season is right around the corner, I mean, it starts this Saturday!!!!!
A huge winning streak is exactly what I needed and it's exactly what I'm giving you in baseball and here in the month of August.
The baseball winning streak continues today with 100 dime winner #3 in a row, winning day #4 in a row and basebal winner #13 of 16.
LFG!

Enjoy gentlemen


The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Miami Marlins.



The Line: The current line is +105 in Vegas and offshore as of 7:00 am EST. Please specify Alcantara and Lugo at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.



Your Analysis

They need this win today.



With their 3-0 win over the Padres and their ace left Blake Snell last night 3-0, the Miami Marlins pulled to within 1 game of the 3rd and final wild card spot in the N.L.



Tonight they are looking for the series win with their ace on the hill Sandy Alcantara.



The reigning Cy Young award winner is recapturing that form as of late as he has posted 2 complete games in his last 5 starts.



He is 2-1 with a 2.13 ERA during this 5 game run while his Marlins teammates have gone 3-2 behind him.



However, his last 2 starts he has been basically unhittable.



He beat the Yankees at home with a complete game 5-hitter giving up just 1 earned in a rock solid 3-1 win.



He followed that up last time out at LA against the Dodgers with a 6 strong innings allowing 7 hits and 3 earned in another rock solid Marlins win 11-3.



The Padres on the other hand just can't win consistently with Lugo on the mound regardless of how he pitches.



Over his last 13 starts the Padres as a team are 3-10. Ouch.



Yes, at home last time out they finally got him a win for him as he threw 6 shutout innings but 3 starts ago he gave up 8 earned in 3 innings against the Dodgers.



The Marlins are making a playoff push and they have their best pitcher on the hill to get them the series win against this struggling Padres team.



At this price, and the Padres struggling to win with Lugo on the hill, I have no problem jumping on the road team here to get the series win.



Bottom line folks, I don't see Lugo beating Alcantara this afternoon.

 

[artington]

I wonder what age Lang will retire? He's a 60 year old man still scamming people online with his sports picks. Shameless

 

[StackinGreen]

I wonder what age Lang will retire? He's a 60 year old man still scamming people online with his sports picks. Shameless

Great question. That's the genius of this model, why would you ever retire? Old Americans don't even retire anyway, and they have jobs that are harder than throwing a dart, but still easy. They still keep going, so Langer will too. And of course, we love that, so we can continue to make fun of how bad a picker he is. That's why the MLB run is good for now, because notice how awful he is at NFL, and even the NFL preseason just horrendous bets.

 

[finman13]

Marlins at +118 now.

 

[RidgeRider]

Dipshit NBALongdistance! Do us all a favor and scram. No one likes you! You talk utter bullshit! Lang is a big time loser! He has never had a winning year over 12 months in his 30 plus years of selling picks. If you love him so much go chase tranny's with the guy!

 

[XENO]

Funny thing my Question is , is he making money on people paying him one way or the other-i doubt he bets himself -all these touts and newletters make money im sure.im talking about lang

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang doesn't bet., He's admitted it a few times. The only way to make money is by fading Lang. He has a 46-47% career average and does way worse on the larger releases.

 

[XENO]

I agree i go-way back -but he might not be the idiot we think he is -subscriptions make money -but fade absolutely

 

[savage1]

Lang doesn't bet., He's admitted it a few times. The only way to make money is by fading Lang. He has a 46-47% career average and does way worse on the larger releases.

I don't have the stats but imo the 46-47% average seems a bit generous.

Imo it is closer to say 42-45% lifetime.

 

[nbalongdistance3]

I wonder what age Lang will retire? He's a 60 year old man still scamming people online with his sports picks. Shameless

Brandon in the Best shape of his life he’s told us he’s never felt better he also said not many 60 year old men are in the shape he is in now.

 

[RidgeRider]

Brandon Bets?

 

[StackinGreen]

I agree i go-way back -but he might not be the idiot we think he is -subscriptions make money -but fade absolutely

You're missing the point, but we know what you mean. The right way to look at it is the paradox - Lang is so bad and entertainingly so that the only way he lasted was that he was so bad at what he did, and there was another side to play (the Fade), so ironically it kept his "picks" alive. The best part is that anyone who knows anything knows this is why he is still around.

Apparently now BLEAV has him on with that reporter and former TE guy, so I guess they had their fill with Kordell Stewart. At least we get more videos to make fun of how awful pube head is on NFL.

Phelps and others, what part of the forum do you wanna put our picks in? See ya there soon.

 

[phelps123]

I am fine with anywhere. Let me know where you have created the thread and I will see you there.