The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Making picks isn't as easy as what Lang does, fin, you know that. I don't just throw a dart at a board, or listen to other people, like most people do here. If you believe that it's "easy to make picks" then you are in the Lang category. That is, winning picks of course.

If it were easy phelps and the rest of the boys would also be making their own threads. Instead, they lash out at me. Weird.

Nice filibuster. Once your research is done, post a pick. You didn't answer the question. If you are playing games, then it takes seconds to post your pick prior to game time. SECONDS. I can't help you anymore. ?

 

[sniperpicks]

Can this game of ? ? jousting end today ?

 

[delv77]

Can this game of ? ? jousting end today ?

Please

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Over the years in this thread we have proved that Lang is a long term loser and a liar.
Now we are proving the same about Stackinshit.

We are doing God's work.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

According to my sources at the NSA, our boy Langatang is on the Patriots +3 and as I type this it's Houston up 13-3 halfway through the 3rd quarter.

 

[sniperpicks]

weird. No free play and he loses huge

20-3 mid 4th

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Interesting stuff about Phil.
I gotta read this new Billy Walters book when it comes out.

Phil Mickelson has wagered more than $1 billion, according to book by renowned gambler Billy Walters

Renowned gambler Billy Walters writes in his book that Phil Mickelson wagered more than $1 billion in the last 30 years. Walters' book is due out on Aug. 22.

apnews.com

 

[phelps123]

Texans won 20-9. Lang lost big!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang with the 0-2 start to his preseason football.
Will he stick with it or run back to his MLB Run Line plays?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 2,037.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $20,377.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$22,372.5)

PAID PICKS: 99-113-2 / 46.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 9-17, -656 DIMES
AUG: 6-3, +260.25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (1W-5L) -286 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/11 to 7/17, (2W-2L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/18 to 7/24, (2W-4L) -97 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/25 to 7/31, (2W-5L) -345.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/1 to 8/7, (4W-2L) +172.75 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/8 to 8/14, (2W-1L) +87.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

34-41, -481.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 4-2
100 DIME: 6-6
80 DIME: 3-7
75 DIME: 6-6
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 6-9

NFL PRE-SEASON (2023-'24)

0-2, -172.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,910.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $109,107.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$131,052.5)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 2,037.75 DIMES (01/01/23 to 08/10/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, I am a home dog guy and truly felt the Patriots and the line move was the way to go but I thought wrong.
Disappointing to have winning day #6 in a row go down like that but as much as you want to win everyday, it's not physically possible.
No worries. It's back to baseball where I have been absolutely on fire hitting my last 5 releases.
I feel unbelievable about #6 in a row today and it's my 3rd straight 100 dime winner as well.
It was last Saturday I handed you the 100 dime winner on the Orioles Run Line 7-3 over the Mets.
It was just Wednesday night I handed you the 100 dime winner on the Phillies Run Line 7-1 over the Nats as Philly rightie Michael Lorenzen threw the no hitter.
Now we get 100 dime winner #3 in a row and baseball winner #6 in a row..
LFG!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

...but as much as you want to win everyday, it's not physically possible.

Other things that are physically impossible for Lang...

Telling the truth
Having a winning year
Making any clients that follow him any money long term
Satisfying a woman sexually
And many more, too numerous to mention them all here.

 

[proanalyser]

HOW ABOUT TWO WOMEN Love Me Some Sister

 

[StackinGreen]

HOW ABOUT TWO WOMEN Love Me Some SisterView attachment 74039

 

[StackinGreen]

Nice filibuster. Once your research is done, post a pick. You didn't answer the question. If you are playing games, then it takes seconds to post your pick prior to game time. SECONDS. I can't help you anymore. ?

It doesn't sound like we are going to agree on rules if we do head to head, so propose what you think is best for NFL season. Weekly picks? Any number of selections? Include playoffs? By what time do I have to enter the picks? I can foresee many here accusing me of fading Lang if those picks coincide. I think finman is not against me so I'm asking him, not all the other unreasonable posters here who are just loudmouth ramblers for the main mouth breathers.

 

[StackinGreen]

Over the years in this thread we have proved that Lang is a long term loser and a liar.
Now we are proving the same about Stackinshit.

We are doing God's work.

You can propose the rules. If you don't, why do you keep posting about it? When I win in NFL this year, what are you going to say? Another 100 posts about nothing?

 

[phelps123]

Even proanalyser is better than you

 

[StackinGreen]

Even proanalyser is better than you

Fine, propose the rules. You want to just fade me? What happens when I'm ahead for the NFL year?