The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,720.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $17,205 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$19,200)

PAID PICKS: 86-97-2 / 46.9%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 2-4, -78.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (0W-3L) -186 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

21-27, -336.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-0
100 DIME: 3-3
80 DIME: 1-6
75 DIME: 3-3
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 6-6

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,593.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $105,935 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$127,880)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,720.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 07/06/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[sniperpicks]

No way in hell Lang writes these plays up daily. I believed him when he did videos and free plays and the 2 cents tantrums

I think it’s someone else. Maybe in football it’s Lang making picks. He too much of a deadbeat loser to be penning these daily plays.

 

[steve021]

This guy needs a kick in the nuts and then 4 or 5 hard punches to the face.

He definitely is a goofy looking bastard, but dude is 5-0 since joining the site, I tailed him last night on the dodgers RL

 

[phelps123]

Please that is not even Lang's play

 

[steve021]

Please that is not even Lang's play

I know Lang was on the rangers RL Einstein, I was replying to a post about their goofy new handicapper on his site Anson Munson

 

[steve021]

He’s on the Astros tonight

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Must win Friday and head into the weekend. Nothing more and nothing less.
No ranting about the pick last night. Or a pitcher. Or a batter. Or a manager.
I liked the pick. It lost. I need a winning Friday to set the table for another winning weekend.
LFG.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Poor wittle Langer, he sounds depressed.
Maybe if he stopped scamming people he'd feel better.
But we all know that will never happen. Now it's a MUST WIN FRIDAY!
Must win or what? Nothing, that's what.
Clown Capper. ?

 

[finman13]

Kind of thought he might be on mariners. I think maybe he is pouting in regards to them.

Lang, take old ass Plays off the website. Nobody with 2 brain cells cares about one game you won months ago. ??

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[finman13]

Another night cap and another LOL moment. 9 runs in an inning. Can you get any worse than this guy? Friday night and Pube Head went with a pussy 40 dimer. Is he so frightened that he comes with a 10 dimer on a Saturday? Lang, just hammer home a 350 dime loser on Saturday and lets get over that seemingly insurmountable 20k mountain in July. You would probably do better if you bent over and hiked a dart through your legs at a dartboard with teams on it and then took a baseball bat spiked with rusty nails and had some tranny shove it up your anal cavity than you trying to "analyze" sporting events.

 

[finman13]

oh, you actually just need a 250 dimer. Let's dig deep and find that loser for tomorrow Link.

 

[finman13]

Poor wittle Langer, he sounds depressed.
Maybe if he stopped scamming people he'd feel better.
But we all know that will never happen. Now it's a MUST WIN FRIDAY!
Must win or what? Nothing, that's what.
Clown Capper. ?

now it's a must win Saturday. "I simply must get things going here headed into the all star break, LFG"

 

[sniperpicks]

He has taken 4 mlb teams with really good records. And killed all 4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang is hot garbage!

I'm gonna say he comes with a 150 Dimer on Saturday so he can promote 150 Dimer #4 in a row.
You remember #1 don't you?
Same old tired bullshit.
And don't forget how much he really LOVES the play.
Then he'll pull out the tired line of how someone in this business once told him to never be afraid to go big when you really LOVE a play.
The only thing Lang REALLY LOVES is himself... and scamming people.

Hey Lang, post your actual MLB record for this season. You won't because you suck!

 

[nbalongdistance3]

He has taken 4 mlb teams with really good records. And killed all 4

Brandon should’ve been with me I gave Toronto Blue Jays out Friday they only won 12-2 I’m on a 13-2 run baseball ⚾️ is so easy

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Brandon should’ve been with me I gave Toronto Blue Jays out Friday they only won 12-2 I’m on a 13-2 run baseball ⚾️ is so easy

Fuck off! You gave out, lol. Another wannabe tout.
Nobody cares about your fake MLB plays.
I'm on a 78-0 run myself. See how easy it is to play make believe?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,760.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $17,605 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$19,600)

PAID PICKS: 86-98-2 / 46.7%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 2-5, -118.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (4W-3L) +40 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/4 to 7/10, (0W-4L) -226 DIMES