The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[shantyman]

Today's writeup by Lang on yesterday's result proves again what an absolute phony he is. He gets the win because of a lucky three-run homer in the 8th inning and acts like his pick on SF was never in doubt. However, if he had picked the Mets he would be crying about how piss poor the Mets' bullpen was and how he was screwed. What a charlatan.

 

[kimbelt]

He is on Seattle

 

[phelps123]

He is on Seattle

And you know because?

 

[phelps123]

Lang won on Seattle Mariners ML. Expect him to scam hard as he is on a winning streak lol

 

[sniperpicks]

Yes 1 day in and he is king ? again in his mind

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang's site added two new fake cappers in the last week as they gear up for football season. More cappers means at least a few have to have winning days. The new made up cappers are Roger Quinn and Anson Munson.

 

[sniperpicks]

They should hire me. I use to go by the name Charles N. muhny

Aka

C. N. Muhny

 

[StackinGreen]

You’re not better than Lang you’re on the same level. Lifetime loser that claims otherwise. Keep playing round robins ?

All those Robins hit, now the stacks are greener, since then phelps is big time loser, after he ran his mouth. He's in the red, ROI down big, I'm up, greeeeeen

Whatcha got today? Hee-hee

 

[StackinGreen]

They should hire me. I use to go by the name Charles N. muhny

Aka

C. N. Muhny

Eddie Money ... take me home tonight

 

[phelps123]

All those Robins hit, now the stacks are greener, since then phelps is big time loser, after he ran his mouth. He's in the red, ROI down big, I'm up, greeeeeen

Whatcha got today? Hee-hee

You are nothing compared to me

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang has the Jitters. His team use to have the Jeter

2-0 red birds

 

[sniperpicks]

Faders rejoice in winning it back after rare W yesterday

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,574.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $15,745 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$17,740)

PAID PICKS: 85-94-2 / 47.4%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-16, -92.5 DIMES
JUL: 1-1, +67.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-4L) +118 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/6 to 6/12, (4W-3L) -20 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/13 to 6/19, (3W-4L) +74 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/20 to 6/26, (2W-5L) -297 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/27 to 7/3, (3W-3L) +/-0 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

20-24, -190.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-0
100 DIME: 3-3
80 DIME: 1-5
75 DIME: 3-3
60 DIME: 4-7
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 5-4

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,447.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $104,475 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$126,420)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,574.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 07/02/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[finman13]

Al blowout of the month. Not a full slate to pick from and some pretty even matchups. He doesn't like the royals so maybe the twinkies at home on runline.

 

[StackinGreen]

You are nothing compared to me

I'm not down 119 units, no.

Now let's just move on.

 

[phelps123]

You are shit.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

I'm not down 119 units, no.

Now let's just move on.

You’re also not up 18 units. Your record hasn’t changed since I can remember and you have been talking about RRs all the time.

 

[sniperpicks]

keep it to LANG shit nobody cares about your other plays