The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[steve021]

Good call on the selection. NBA is better for Langer though, he loves betting stupid baseball and laying way too much juice.

Let’s hope the fade hits today, Lang is on the Colorado Rockies

 

[phelps123]

And you know because?

 

[sniperpicks]

Tampa Rays were dog 107 and ding dong skips, why? 1:05pm start east coast, cant sell much, small window, he wants to catch the 1 or 2 boob buyers, sales > wins cuz when he sells he wins, game outcome means nothing

 

[StackinGreen]

Let’s hope the fade hits today, Lang is on the Colorado Rockies

Let's see what happens in a real game tomorrow, right Steve-O?

 

[steve021]

Let's see what happens in a real game tomorrow, right Steve-O?

Yeah it’ll be his 800 unit Sunday NBA finals GOY ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,161.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $11,615 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,610)

PAID PICKS: 73-77-2 / 48.6%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES
FEB: 13-16, -492.5 DIMES
MAR: 13-17-1, -547 DIMES
APR: 11-18-1, -599 DIMES
MAY: 16-14, -163.5 DIMES
JUN: 3-0, +388 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (3W-4L) -198 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/7 to 2/13, (4W-4L) -224 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/14 to 2/20, (3W-4L) -113.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/21 to 2/27, (3W-4L) +53 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/28 to 3/6, (3W-3L-1P) -185 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/7 to 3/13, (5W-2L) +156 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/14 to 3/20, (2W-5L) -293.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/21 to 3/27, (4W-3L) +64 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/28 to 4/3, (1W-6L) -311.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/4 to 4/10, (2W-4L-1P) -59 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/11 to 4/17, (3W-4L) -198.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/18 to 4/24, (3W-4L) -71.5 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/25 to 5/1, (3W-4L) -177 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/2 to 5/8, (5W-2L) +237.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/9 to 5/15, (5W-2L) +358 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/16 to 5/22, (3W-4L) -200 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/23 to 5/29, (2W-4L) -499 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/30 to 6/5, (3W-2L) +288 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-12-2, -442 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-1-1
40 DIME: 2-4-1
30 DIME: 1-4

NBA PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

20-19, -160 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 5-5
100 DIME: 6-4
80 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 3-3

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2023)

9-10, -117.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 3-3
40 DIME: 3-3

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 10,034.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $100,345 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$122,290)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: NEGATIVE 1,161.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 06/03/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, kept perfection going in June as my 100 Dime Dog Of The Month on Saturday, a +125 puppy, goes up early and never looks back with the Colorado Rockies.
Now all of our attention turns to game 2 of the NBA finals.
I handed the world my biggest NBA playoff release of my career with a 200 dime winner on Thursday with the Nuggets in game one.
Yes, they did make us sweat until the final buzzer blowing a 24-point lead late in the 3rd and Miami did have backdoor potential with 22 seconds to go.
Do I come right back with Denver or do I take the Heat, figuring they take momentum of that 4th quarter and play well tonight?
Well, just handed you a 200 dime winner Thursday on Denver, 60 dime winner on the Rockies Friday and the 100 dime winner Saturday on the Rockies again,
I said yesterday it was important to deliver a 2-0 run on the diamond the next 2 days. Very important to keep the winning momentum going.
Accomplished part one with the 60 dime winner on the Rockies Friday and then the 100 dime winner on the Rockies (+125) again Saturday.
Now let's make it 4 straight winning days in June and hand he world not only a 2nd straight 100 dime winner but a 2nd straight NBA finals winner as well.
LFG!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Funny how when Lang is on a +105 dog or higher and it wins, it always gets graded at the best possible number.
But when Lang is on a -105, -110 favorite that loses, they somehow seem to get graded at even money.

He erased his Tuesday and Wednesday losses off the website so you can only see the 3 wins for the week.
Typical Lang scammer bullshit. He seems pretty cocky for a guy in the red in every fucking sport there is for as long as I can remember, lol.

 

[StackinGreen]

What side does the dart come up on tonight?

 

[sniperpicks]

Man you panhandle here like every day with same thing

 

[sniperpicks]

Q 1 ends now , LANG on same as game 1 side

 

[sniperpicks]

HEAT dog 2.5 at halftime NOW , you can fade same line as starts 8.5

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG ship sinking with 4.23 min left he needs to win by 9 but down 11

 

[sniperpicks]

faders


= LANG

 

[savage1]

Lang surprised me with this pick as based on his propensity to take the Heat as a dog against the Celtics, he would have done the same

thing here and especially so since they\ Heat had some time to recover unlike game one when they had just defeated the Celtics

in Game 7.

 

[phelps123]

Denver screwed up a very big lead though. I am sure Lang will blame it on them rather than himself.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Thank you Miami Heat!

Now we don't have to read this prick talking about "staying perfect in June" after what, 3 days?
Scammer loses month after month but starts out June 3-0 and acts like he's accomplished something spectacular.

Well I guess when you look at it, a 3 game winning streak for Lang is something spectacular, for him, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang surprised me with this pick as based on his propensity to take the Heat as a dog against the Celtics, he would have done the same
thing here and especially so since they\ Heat had some time to recover unlike game one when they had just defeated the Celtics
in Game 7.

Lang looked at this game and thought, Well the Nuggets did it for me in game 1, the exact same thing will happen in game 2. Why change?
That's as far as he went with it.

He's a moron and a terrible handicapper as his record over the years clearly proves.