The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[jamezwinn]

Lang does his write-ups while he waits for Uber Eats orders to deliver on his bicycle.

Here he is in action...

LOL! That's funny!

 

[theangryhog]

Finding out Lang is on your side of a game is like finding out your girl got gangbanged at a Chlamydia festival.

 

[sniperpicks]

He won but sure blank. No crowing no play for today yet no tale of tape

 

[StackinGreen]

Finding out Lang is on your side of a game is like finding out your girl got gangbanged at a Chlamydia festival.

Talk about an angry hog, lol

 

[StackinGreen]

He won but sure blank. No crowing no play for today yet no tale of tape

Yes, it's weird also that the guys on that cartoon site actually pick different games. It must be so that you can "root" for many different losers if you buy all of them. Forget being skeptical, why would any of those fake faces and names, which are so obvious, be any good? I don't get it.

I'm here, so people generally do not realize that I am because I find it so fun and entertaining, but I'm a top quality NFL handicapper. I find that one can use knowledge of squares and bad 'cappers/guessers to improve his game and get even more entertainment. That's why the psychology is so fascinating to me. I've met guys at a sportsbook that I go to that do believe that others "know what's going on" or that the picks they might get form a service are really good, even though they've seen me win over and over, time and again. Of course, I'm not winning 100% so what I think goes through their mind is this fantasy that they just met me at a book and I'm average joe in some way or another (but I'm not), while a guy texting them or a friend with XYZ pick somehow "knows" something. Inevitably these guys don't understand math and have no clue about bias. The people that do understand what I tell them about sports, psychology, math and handicapping are usually smart people themselves that just don't have a knack for handicapping, for whatever reason. Or they don't have the time or real interesting in dedicating themselves to the challenge.

The ego part is weird. I also don't think people like to have to rely on others on some level because it means they can't actually step up to the challenge. Some gamblers just want to make money without working, though, so they are fine with any kind of winner. I think the only thing that bothers me is when friends not only want my pick but want me to put in a bet for them. It's bizarre because I'm doing all the work in the first place, the least you can do is just put the bet in yourself instead of hassling me all the more.

 

[sniperpicks]

Late Monday night foot ball for 150 he trying to go big early

 

[duckwater]

Yes, it's weird also that the guys on that cartoon site actually pick different games. It must be so that you can "root" for many different losers if you buy all of them. Forget being skeptical, why would any of those fake faces and names, which are so obvious, be any good? I don't get it.

I'm here, so people generally do not realize that I am because I find it so fun and entertaining, but I'm a top quality NFL handicapper. I find that one can use knowledge of squares and bad 'cappers/guessers to improve his game and get even more entertainment. That's why the psychology is so fascinating to me. I've met guys at a sportsbook that I go to that do believe that others "know what's going on" or that the picks they might get form a service are really good, even though they've seen me win over and over, time and again. Of course, I'm not winning 100% so what I think goes through their mind is this fantasy that they just met me at a book and I'm average joe in some way or another (but I'm not), while a guy texting them or a friend with XYZ pick somehow "knows" something. Inevitably these guys don't understand math and have no clue about bias. The people that do understand what I tell them about sports, psychology, math and handicapping are usually smart people themselves that just don't have a knack for handicapping, for whatever reason. Or they don't have the time or real interesting in dedicating themselves to the challenge.

The ego part is weird. I also don't think people like to have to rely on others on some level because it means they can't actually step up to the challenge. Some gamblers just want to make money without working, though, so they are fine with any kind of winner. I think the only thing that bothers me is when friends not only want my pick but want me to put in a bet for them. It's bizarre because I'm doing all the work in the first place, the least you can do is just put the bet in yourself instead of hassling me all the more.

Hahahaha you’re delusional
How’d your “all the marbles” play go on UGA?

 

[StackinGreen]

Hahahaha you’re delusional
How’d your “all the marbles” play go on UGA?

Proving my point, losers always focus on the few or smaller losses compared to consistent profits. Thanks for that.

 

[StackinGreen]

By the way, I already told you guys he'd be on Bengals tonight. It's a classic Lang move and easy fade. I don't need him as I'm on the Bills already, just confirms it. Thanks Link, you're a beauty.

 

[StackinGreen]

He makes up plays on the BLEAV show, but it is fun to help your own NFL picks with this idiot's "analysis" so here he goes:

Panthers (both Lang and Stewart)
Dolphins (both Lang and Stewart)
Raiders (Lang) 49ers (Stewart) - double digit home dawg Lang claims he "knows something"
Packers (both)
Steelers (both)
Bengals (Lang), another wrong side of Bengals, Brando is mad at the Bills for not covering the 200 dime game for Link a couple weeks back. What a loser. He'll definitely be taking the Bengals on MNF. Stewart on Bengals too.

The problem is that the Bills also have to win. I've been all over the Bengals, but with these clowns on Cinci, I'll be on the Bills.

Panthers choke.
Dolphins choke.
Good pick on Pitts, last second nice win.

Brando is never right on Cinci and he'll be wrong for another 150 fakies tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $750 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,245)

PAID PICKS: 1-0 / 100%

-Lang by Month-

DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES

JAN: 1-0, +75 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-

2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

25-22-1, -764 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 4-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

24-8-3, +1,719.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 7-1
150 DIME: 0-1-1
100 DIME: 4-0
75 DIME: 5-3
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-2-1
40 DIME: 3-0
30 DIME: 0-0-1

NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2022-23)

3-8, -834 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 3-3

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

2-5-1, -176.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

4-7, -202 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1

 

[kimbelt]

SO HE IS ON CINCINNATI

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's go to a perfect 2-0 in the New Year.
And it's the biggest Monday night release of my career.

Well, got the new year off on the right foot with the biggest burial on the Sunday card as my 75 dimer on the Packers destroyed the Vikings by 24 points 41-17.
I would love to go on about the rock-solid call on the Packers but folks, I have bigger fish to fry tonight.
This Monday night 150 dime release is the biggest Monday Night football I've ever had in the NFL.
EVER!!!!!
That right there should tell you how much I love this game tonight between the Bills and the Bengals.
Again, I just don't like this game tonight. I LOVE THIS GAME TONIGHT.
It's a new year and I am going 2-0 in the new year. Let me say that again.....I am going 2-0 in the New Year.
No better time than the present to start a winning streak.

 

[savage1]

Let's go to a perfect 2-0 in the New Year.
And it's the biggest Monday night release of my career.

Well, got the new year off on the right foot with the biggest burial on the Sunday card as my 75 dimer on the Packers destroyed the Vikings by 24 points 41-17.
I would love to go on about the rock-solid call on the Packers but folks, I have bigger fish to fry tonight.
This Monday night 150 dime release is the biggest Monday Night football I've ever had in the NFL.
EVER!!!!!
That right there should tell you how much I love this game tonight between the Bills and the Bengals.
Again, I just don't like this game tonight. I LOVE THIS GAME TONIGHT.
It's a new year and I am going 2-0 in the new year. Let me say that again.....I am going 2-0 in the New Year.
No better time than the present to start a winning streak.

If it is the biggest Monday Night release in his career(yeah right lol), then shouldn't the play be rated at least 200 Dimes?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I go to Lang's site today and of course no mention of another losing year.
No mention of the 6 game losing streak he had before his win yesterday.
No mention of his abomination month of December where he lost his most dimes in a 1 month span.
He actually erased his "Tale of the Tape" and started a Tale of the Tape 2023 edition with only his win from yesterday on it, even though his week doesn't end until the Bills/Bengals game tonight. I had to splice the one from yesterday with his one from today, lol.

Keep trying to hide how bad you are Lang. This thread will always be here to show the truth!

 

[ac_slater]

He is on the the Cincinnati Bengals. paid and confirmed by yours truly.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He is on the the Cincinnati Bengals. paid and confirmed by yours truly.

Thanks again Slater.

 

[StackinGreen]

Told ya. MY cappin better than anything Lang. This just cinches it

 

[RidgeRider]

Cincinnati has gone 20-3 ATS in their last 23 games. Lang loves to follow streaks and play home dogs on Monday night. Buffalo is the type of team that can end that streak. I'm going big on the Bills! LFG!