Check out this interview last Thursday with Brandon Lang and two hosts that I have never even heard of before. Listen to how angry he is his wife was banging his best friend and a 31 year old while he's caddying and driving for Uber Eats. This is one pissed off delusional loser. She wanted out Brandon! She got tired of you being a pathological liar and loser.
After Hours with Defo and Lubie: 09.15.22 – WILD Handicapper Brandon Lang Gives Sage Life Advice and Analyzes TNF!
Defo and Lubie have their weekly chat with hilarious AND wise handicapper Brandon Lang on the football weekend, and life in general!
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LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,479.5 DIMES
LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $14,795 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,790)
PAID PICKS: 127-128-4 / 49.8%
-Lang by Month-
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES
JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 14-17, -251.5 DIMES
SEP: 7-10-2, -377 DIMES
-Lang by Week-
WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (3W-4L) +37 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/30 to 9/5, (2W-3L-2P) -70.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/6 to 9/12, (2W-5L) -292.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/13 to 9/19, (3W-4L) -102 DIMES
-Lang Past 9+ Years-
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES
9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
NEGATIVE 1,479.5 DIMES
LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $14,795 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$16,790)
PAID PICKS: 127-128-4 / 49.8%
-Lang by Month-
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES
JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 14-17, -251.5 DIMES
SEP: 7-10-2, -377 DIMES
-Lang by Week-
WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (5W-2L) +34.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/23 to 8/29, (3W-4L) +37 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/30 to 9/5, (2W-3L-2P) -70.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/6 to 9/12, (2W-5L) -292.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/13 to 9/19, (3W-4L) -102 DIMES
-Lang Past 9+ Years-
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES
9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)
MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)
37-45, -512.5 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 5-8
25 DIME: 1-1
NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)
8-5, +58.5 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2
NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)
2-4, -339 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0
NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)
5-3-2, +115 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 3-1-1
30 DIME: 0-0-1
MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)
37-45, -512.5 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-4
50 DIME: 5-5
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 5-8
25 DIME: 1-1
NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)
8-5, +58.5 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2
NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)
2-4, -339 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0
NCAA COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)
5-3-2, +115 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 3-1-1
30 DIME: 0-0-1
If you were going to tell me the Minnesota Vikings would hold the Philadelphia Eagles scoreless in the 2nd half and still not cover, I would say "no way in hell."
However, under the bright lights of Monday night, Kirk Cousins threw three 2nd half interceptions and with that, my 80 dimer goes down on the Vikings.
So frustrating to go into Sunday looking for a 5th straight football winner and proceed to drop 2 in a row.
Not the way I envisioned the weekend going.
Now it's 2 days of baseball before we get ready for another weekend of football.
Time to get it done.
Hey Lang, how come this week isn't really important like last week was?
Oh that's right, marketing scam. When you really, really suck, pretend like some random week is somehow more important than the others and try to convince the suckers that you are going to kick ass... then do what you do best and lose the week and never mention it.
Fucking clown!
Oh that's right, marketing scam. When you really, really suck, pretend like some random week is somehow more important than the others and try to convince the suckers that you are going to kick ass... then do what you do best and lose the week and never mention it.
Fucking clown!
The first 2.5 minutesCheck out this interview last Thursday with Brandon Lang and two hosts that I have never even heard of before. Listen to how angry he is his wife was banging his best friend and a 31 year old while he's caddying and driving for Uber Eats. This is one pissed off delusional loser. She wanted out Brandon! She got tired of you being a pathological liar and loser.
After Hours with Defo and Lubie: 09.15.22 – WILD Handicapper Brandon Lang Gives Sage Life Advice and Analyzes TNF!
Defo and Lubie have their weekly chat with hilarious AND wise handicapper Brandon Lang on the football weekend, and life in general!bleav.com
4-2 on free picks...
I will win tonight. Take it to the bank
The only way Lang doesn't end up the year down 2,500 to 3,000 dimes is if he starts lowering his midweek unit plays to 5 or 10 dimes. The guy is beaten up mentally, physically and financially. The fade will be strong the rest of the football season. Even a solid handicapper would be in a pickle if he was sitting in Lang's position of handing over almost everything you make while you do a few weekly interviews and shag balls the other five days and deliver food in your car.
