The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

LANGS tout back to eating shit on 1st 5 ,

 

[sniperpicks]

Amazing thanks LANG. Only small but it counts , hope you stink in football

 

[Tuesday]

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Amazing thanks LANG. Only small but it counts , hope you stink in football

HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

Lang you dumb shit. Should have taken mets.

 

[beegannon]

What’s the process for fading his RL plays? I played 2/3 of my bet on RL and 1/3 on ML and obviously that worked out fine but I’m curious what the “house rules” on it are as far as score keeping?

 

[finman13]

Who ya got Langatang? Lockeis supposed to be out so it's up to Geno and the immortal Jacob Eason. Do you take the Bears and the points or not you ogre?

 

[kimbelt]

WOW HE IS ON SEATTLE. I FIGURED THAT LOVES THE FAVORITES

 

[beegannon]

WOW HE IS ON SEATTLE. I FIGURED THAT LOVES THE FAVORITES

Seahawks?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 1,119 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $11,190 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$13,185)

PAID PICKS: 113-111-2 / 50.4%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-15, -221 DIMES
MAY: 17-13-1, -7 DIMES
JUN: 18-12, -83.25 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, -163.75 DIMES
AUG: 7-10, -268 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (4W-3L) +/-0 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/3 to 5/9, (3W-3L-1P) +46 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/10 to 5/16, (4W-3L) -50 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/17 to 5/23, (4W-3L) +60 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/30, (4W-3L) -123 DIMES
WEEK 23: 5/31 to 6/6, (2W-5L) -371.5 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/7 to 6/13, (5W-2L) +188.75 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/14 to 6/20, (5W-2L) +171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/21 to 6/27, (4W-3L) -47.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/28 to 7/4, (6W-1L) +351.25 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/5 to 7/11, (2W-5L) -365 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/12 to 7/18, (4W-2L) +145 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/19 to 7/25, (1W-3L) -157 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/26 to 8/1, (1W-6L) -253 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/2 to 8/8, (2W-5L) -153 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/9 to 8/15, (4W-3L) -52 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/16 to 8/22, (1W-1L) -33 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

35-38, -300.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 2-2
100 DIME: 6-9
75 DIME: 15-7
60 DIME: 1-3
50 DIME: 5-4
40 DIME: 2-8
30 DIME: 4-4

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

3-2, -12 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 2-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, after 5 straight 30 dime winners I double down last night with a 60 dimer on the Giants run line over the D'backs and that goes down in flames.
It seems every single time I use the Giants as a play, whether it be as a dog, favorite, or run line, they don't hit and their bullpen implodes.
Last night was another perfect example of just that as they waste a great effort by Rodon and they make Davies look like Nolan Ryan on his best day.
So the winning momentum I had built up over the last 5 days comes to a temporary halt but not to worry.
It's week 3 of the preseason and I like what I am seeing on the Thursday card.
I just handed you the 30 dime winner on the Raiders Sunday, a 26-20 win over Minnesota as a 4 1/2 point home chalk.
I am very confident I hand you another 30 dime preseason winner and a 6th straight 30 dime winner as well.
Just have to keep piling up winning days on top of each other as we get ready for college football in 10 days.
30 dime winner #6 in a row on this Thursday card. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Time to get it done again.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So the winning momentum I had built up over the last 5 days comes to a temporary halt but not to worry.

The winning momentum Lang had built up the last 5 days... He was 3-2, minus 42 dimes.

 

[finman13]

so right Pimpy. what a dope. down over 11k before his idiotic package deal. imagine the fools chasing a weekly or daily package. could be down more. what a horrific handicapper and human being.

 

[sniperpicks]

In LANG world winning comes in many ways.

winning record like 3-2 and lose money = winning

win a few dimes but losing record = winning

go maybe 0-4 and lose dimes but get new clients = winning

 

[finman13]

In what world would you take the Seaturkeys laying more than a fg in a preseason game? If this doesn't epitomize what a clown you are then I don't know what does. I even reminded you no Locke...not that he is great. How are you getting a paycheck? Are the residuals of your stupid movie keeping you afloat?
What's next for your phony marketing campaign? Winning day 5 of 6 for 30 dimes? Why stop now? You should just go for 20k in losses this year. Perhaps they use your pube head as a marketing ploy because people want to fade you . You are just an abhorrent being. You couldn't even keep a Silverback gorilla happy.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Looks like we got some bad intel. Lang claiming victory with the Bears +3 1/2.

 

[Tuesday]

Looks like we got some bad intel. Lang claiming victory with the Bears +3 1/2.

Thank you for confirming true Pimpy...and fuck that langtard??

 

[Tuesday]

What’s the process for fading his RL plays? I played 2/3 of my bet on RL and 1/3 on ML and obviously that worked out fine but I’m curious what the “house rules” on it are as far as score keeping?

Usually it's opposite runline.

 

[proanalyser]

Imagine a fade thread with most too broke to afford the actual plays.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Imagine a fade thread with most too broke to afford the actual plays.

Imagine a world where you're not a loser... impossible.