The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

LANG'S PICK: DALLAS MAVERICKS -1

It's so refreshing when you handicap a game and it goes EXACTLY as you said it would and that was the case with my 40 dimer on the Denver Nuggets last night.
The Nuggets were catching (+8) and the biggest lead Golden State had for the entire game was 7 twice, once in the first quarter 22-15 and the 4th quarter 101-94.
I said the Nuggets would fight, I said they wouldn't lay down and Denver didn't.
A winning Thursday. Up the Ante with this 80 dimer after the nice 40 dime winner last night. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Let's gooooooo.

It's refreshing because it so rarely happens for you bob-a-link

 

[peso012001]

He on the wolves

 

[Tuesday]

He on the wolves

Thank you again peso, GOGOGO MEMPHIS

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 416.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $4,165 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,160)

PAID PICKS: 59-58-1 / 50.4%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-13, -36 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (2W-1L) +65 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

7-9, -291.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-3
60 DIME: 4-2
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

1-1, -12 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES +1 1/2

Well, I said they had outplayed them in every game in the series, and last night in game 6, they did it yet again as the Dallas Mavs handed me an 80 dime winner.
Luca was great. Jalen Brunson was great. The Mavs as a team were great, especially in the 2nd half, and delivered the game 6 winner as predicted.
Now I up the ante yet again on tonight's game 6 between Memphis/Minnesota as I look to make it 3 in a row.
Just like the 40 dime winner on Denver Wednesday, it is refreshing when you handicap a game and it goes EXACTLY as you said it would.
I am confident this game tonight will be the 3rd straight game I have going the right way.
Tonight is NBA playoff winner #3 in a row. A winning Friday. Up the Ante with this 100 dimer. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[finman13]

May a grizzly bear slam you right up the ass pro anus.

 

[Tuesday]

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May a grizzly bear slam you right up the ass pro anus.

JUST IN TIME TO KICK OFF THE WEEKEND FADE PARADE HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang down 146 Dimes now for April with 1 day left.
Does he come with the 150 Dimer to try and get a 4 dime winning month and brag about back to back winning months?
I wouldn't put anything past the clown capper but he probably won't.
He will never mention a losing month but will continue to cherry pick numbers to make it seem like he's killing it.
Same old scam as it always was.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 526.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $5,265 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$7,260)

PAID PICKS: 59-59-1 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 15-14, -146 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (3W-4L) -157.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/26 to 5/2, (2W-2L) -45 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

7-10, -401.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-3
60 DIME: 4-2
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 1-1
25 DIME: 1-0

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

1-1, -12 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-1

 

[finman13]

Down over 5k pro anus. Put that on the website. Probably won't have time as you are getting sodomized by a "bear" tonight.
Try your hand at Indonesian cricket for 150 dimes Saturday.
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, they imploded down the stretch and cost me a 100 dimer.
Yup, the T'wolves had themselves yet another double-digit lead in the 4th quarter and when their main star needed to step up, he was absolutely god awful.
Karl Anthony Towns was 1-5 in the 4th quarter with 2 turnovers and a missed free throw. He missed his last 4 shots.
In a one-possession game, inside the last 3 minutes, Towns was garbage and with that, see you next year Minnesota.
Bottom line: when he is good, the T'wolves are unbeatable. When he is bad, they have no shot and he was garbage last night.
After back-to-back rock-solid winners on Nuggets Wednesday and Dallas Thursday, just couldn't get it done last night.
Time to move on.
All about this 75 dime baseball winner today. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Atta boy Lang, way to keep it real!
Never let them know it's only your 7th losing month out of your last 8.

Clowny Capper Extraordinaire! ?

 

[finman13]

Shit for brains has to be on the red hot Angels

 

[peso012001]

He on the angels

 

[Tuesday]

Shit for brains has to be on the red hot Angels

Nailed that pro anal miser again hahaha?

He on the angels

Haha thank you peso for confirming, GOGOGO WHITE SOX

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang knows how to cool down a hot team, he just makes them his play of the day.

 

[Tuesday]

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Lang knows how to cool down a hot team, he just makes them his play of the day.

WEEKEND FADE PARADE link a dink ya jackass WEEKEND FADE PARADE HA! HA! - MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

Lang knows how to cool down a hot team, he just makes them his play of the day.

LMFAO