The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: MIAMI HEAT -7 1/2

Now that is what I am talking about as Monday's 60 dimer on the Warriors (-7) was an absolute destruction in the 2nd half as they win by 20.
I guess when you put up 44 in the 3d quarter you don't have much to worry about in covering the -7 number.
That was off the heels of Sunday's 60 dimer on the Heat, which was another absolute blowout winner as Miami (-7) destroys Atlanta by 24 points!!!!!!
So back to back 60 dime winners, 24 and 20 point blowouts, they were nice but truth be told, that is over and done with.
I have to make it 3 in a row tonight.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[Tuesday]

Lang will tell the world, from the tribes of Chad to the pygmies of New Guinea, he will likely come back with the Heat.

Nice haha!

He on the heats

Thank you peso for confirming, GOGOGO ATL

 

[finman13]

Stunning that smegma breath rode the same pony. Thanks for confirming peso!

 

[finman13]

I expect pube head to come with the nets tomorrow. I could be wrong but I doubt it.

 

[finman13]

Well I was wrong. Pube head took forever to put his ugly mug on the website. He probably was scrambling to change his pick from the nets game to the Raptors game. Probably on the sixers. Thanks peso in advance.

 

[peso012001]

He on raps

 

[Tuesday]

He on raps

Thank you as usual peso, GOGOGO PHI

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 264 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,640 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,635)

PAID PICKS: 55-53-1 / 50.9%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 11-8, +116.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (1W-0L) +60 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

3-4, -139 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-2
60 DIME: 3-0
40 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

1-1, -12 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: TORONTO RAPTORS +1 1/2

Well with 8:50 to go in the 4th the Heat led 94-78 and the 20-point blowout was a couple of possession away.
Then the Heat got lazy and sloppy, allowed the Hawks to go on a 16-3 run over the next 3 minutes and it was a 3-point game 97-94.
However Jimmy Butler, who finished with 45, closed it out in the last 2 minutes for the 10-point win and delivering 60 dime winner #3 in a row.
That winner last night was off the heels of my 60 dime winner Tuesday night on Golden State -7 by 20 over Denver.
That was off the heels of Sunday's 60 dimer on the Heat, which was another absolute blowout winner as Miami (-7) destroys Atlanta by 24 points!!!!!!
So with 3 straight 60 dime winners under my belt, it's time to up the ante with a rock solid 75 dimer on this Wednesday card.
Now with 3 straight winning days the bankroll is rolling: Last 36 Days A $10 Bettor Has Made $10,510
Now tonight is about banging home this 75 dime winner, playoff winner #4 in a row and winning day #4 in a row right along with.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[finman13]

He on raps

Great, I love he is on raptors. Would love to see the write up. Thanks peso

 

[finman13]

LANG'S PICK: TORONTO RAPTORS +1 1/2

Well with 8:50 to go in the 4th the Heat led 94-78 and the 20-point blowout was a couple of possession away.
Then the Heat got lazy and sloppy, allowed the Hawks to go on a 16-3 run over the next 3 minutes and it was a 3-point game 97-94.
However Jimmy Butler, who finished with 45, closed it out in the last 2 minutes for the 10-point win and delivering 60 dime winner #3 in a row.
That winner last night was off the heels of my 60 dime winner Tuesday night on Golden State -7 by 20 over Denver.
That was off the heels of Sunday's 60 dimer on the Heat, which was another absolute blowout winner as Miami (-7) destroys Atlanta by 24 points!!!!!!
So with 3 straight 60 dime winners under my belt, it's time to up the ante with a rock solid 75 dimer on this Wednesday card.
Now with 3 straight winning days the bankroll is rolling: Last 36 Days A $10 Bettor Has Made $10,510
Now tonight is about banging home this 75 dime winner, playoff winner #4 in a row and winning day #4 in a row right along with.
Let's gooooooo.

Lang what's getting banged home is your dried ass by joel Embiid's cock. Enjoy yourself tonight you sack of shit.

 

[sniperpicks]

76ers pregame and halftime fade winners were there to take,, easy , LANG still delivers NBA turds

 

[Tuesday]

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Lang what's getting banged home is your dried ass by joel Embiid's cock. Enjoy yourself tonight you sack of shit.

76ers pregame and halftime fade winners were there to take,, easy , LANG still delivers NBA turds

HA! HA! MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 346.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $3,465 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,460)

PAID PICKS: 55-54-1 / 50.4%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 11-9, +34 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (2W-5L) -271 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/19 to 4/25, (1W-1L) -22.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

3-5, -221.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-3
60 DIME: 3-0
40 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

1-1, -12 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-1

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang don’t care about his long term clients. Just recent Jabrony types. Crowing how recent 10’buck a dime guys are way up

meanwhile a guy who joined in December is busy watching his lady take calls from her lawyer

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Sometimes you are just not meant to win a game and last night's 75 dimer on the Raptors was one of those games.
From critical missed free throws, to your stars going 9-29, to your head coach imploding multiple times in OT, the Raptors handed the Sixers the win.
Tough pill to swallow? Absolutely, especially going for a 4th straight winner but if I have said it once I've said it a million times: Sometimes the right side doesn't deliver.
At least my opinion was right, the breaks went against me and I head into tonight's action still feeling fantastic of where my opinion is.
And that opinion hands you a 4th straight 60 dimer right along with it.
I have to make it 4 in a row tonight.
Last 37 Days A $10 Bettor Has Made $9,685
Let's gooooooo.

 

[Tuesday]

Lang don’t care about his long term clients. Just recent Jabrony types. Crowing how recent 10’buck a dime guys are way up

meanwhile a guy who joined in December is busy watching his lady take calls from her lawyer

...jabronies HA! HA!

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang losing huge already end Q 1