The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SAN ANTONIO SPURS +5 1/2

Well, my 100 dimer on the Clippers (+3) last night at Minnesota looked great up 10 with 8 minutes to go.
But the team that blew a 39 point 3rd quarter lead at home against Phoenix at the end of March to fu@$#$k me, delivered me yet another ass fuc$%#%$king.
I have now won 21 of the last 29 days with 4 of those losses involving Kansas and the Clippers. Unreal.
Even with the Clippers anal rape job last night the bankroll is still in a really good place heading into tonight.
It's still been a fun 30 days. I mean, really fun but trust me, I have to keep it going in April, just like I did last year.
Already this month I am 8-4 and that $10 Bettor is already up $2,175.
So there you have it, folks.
Now let's stay hot with another NBA playoff release and make it 6 of 7 winning days.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Even with the Clippers anal rape job last night the bankroll is still in a really good place heading into tonight.

And that is Lang in a nutshell, a lying piece of shit with selective memory.
According Lang logic, his bankroll only started on or around March 15th. Everything prior to that didn't happen.
Forget the fact that for the year he is still in the red. Forget the fact that since 2013 the bankroll is negative 7,286.5 Dimes. Forget it all and just pretend that he is a guy that is a great long term investment and that the bankroll is in a really good place, lol.

Clown Capper! ?

 

[finman13]

What a wonderful man and a pillar of society Brandon is.
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[finman13]

I DON'T KNOW LOL

I DON'T KNOW

Oh well. It looks like I'm your parrot at times. LOL. I'm not trying to do that. You know what you are talking about and that's the bottom line. Cheers

 

[finman13]

...and Link gives back some more of his "hard earned profit"
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[finman13]

Even with the Clippers anal rape job last night the bankroll is still in a really good place heading into tonight.

And that is Lang in a nutshell, a lying piece of shit with selective memory.
According Lang logic, his bankroll only started on or around March 15th. Everything prior to that didn't happen.
Forget the fact that for the year he is still in the red. Forget the fact that since 2013 the bankroll is negative 7,286.5 Dimes. Forget it all and just pretend that he is a guy that is a great long term investment and that the bankroll is in a really good place, lol.

Clown Capper! ?

Where are you pro anus?

 

[sniperpicks]

The Lang dead hand of NBA plays is back

 

[Tuesday]

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...and Link gives back some more of his "hard earned profit"
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The Lang dead hand of NBA plays is back

Atta boy lang HA! HA!
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[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 207 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,070 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,065)

PAID PICKS: 52-50-1 / 50.9%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 8-5, +173.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (6W-1L) +262.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/12 to 4/18, (0W-2L) -154 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

7-8, -13.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 4-4
25 DIME: 0-1

NBA PLAYOFFS (2021-22)

0-2, -154 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2022)

1-0, +60 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-0

 

[finman13]

Does he ever use the same dime amount back to back days or does changing the dime amounts make it easier for him to cherry pick numbers.

 

[finman13]

Tough call tonight. Probably on Cubs plus money all because Freeland got pounded his first start. Maybe he will surprise me and go Rockies runline.

 

[peso012001]

He on the Rockies

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: COLORADO ROCKIES -120

I guess when you have a player like Dejounte Murray who basically decides he is going to personally see that you don't win that game let alone cover the game, you just move on.
My 40 dimer on the Spurs comes back from 21 down in the 4th has a chance to cut it to 4 with 5 minutes to go when Murray misses a lay up.
Over the next 2 minutes he misses 3 more shots and finishes 5 of 19 from the floor in the 10 point loss.
His quote after the game, "You have to take the good with the bad and learn from it. We had guys not shoot well, starting with me. I ain't making no excuses."
Hey dumb ass, you don't have it, look for other guys who do but nope, let me keep firing up bricks and basically cost my team the game and for us...the cover.
So after 5 straight winning days I lose the last 2 nights on games where your most important players imploded when it matters most.
Paul George in the 4th quarter Tuesday and Murray last night. Unfuc@#@#ing believable.
Let's move on.
It's still been a fun 30 days. I mean, really fun but trust me, I have to keep it going in April, just like I did last year:
Tonight let's get my 2nd straight MLB winner on the board after Monday's 60 dime winner on the Blue Jays 3-0 at Yankees.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[Tuesday]

Tough call tonight. Probably on Cubs plus money all because Freeland got pounded his first start. Maybe he will surprise me and go Rockies runline.

Not runline but close enough finman?

He on the Rockies

Thank you peso for confirming, GOGOGO CUBS

 

[finman13]

Not runline but close enough finman?

Thank you peso for confirming, GOGOGO CUBS

Okay. Thanks guys. The line was lower than 120 when I checked.
I personally like the rockies. Damn...maybe wishful thinking. Maybe a stay away..good luck faders.

 

[jburt1029]

First time following during baseball season. With him on the Rockies, best line for the Cubs I could find is +118. Is the play 60 dimes on Cubs or bet 50.85 dimes to win 60? Just curious how the people who have been fading for a while bet his baseball plays. Thanks all!

 

[Tuesday]

First time following during baseball season. With him on the Rockies, best line for the Cubs I could find is +118. Is the play 60 dimes on Cubs or bet 50.85 dimes to win 60? Just curious how the people who have been fading for a while bet his baseball plays. Thanks all!

Doesn't really matter how much you FADE and dollar amount is up to you, some people FADE live in game to get better odds sometimes some people just lay off games, but for record keeping purposes the FADE is risk 60 to win 70.80 - MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU GOGOGO CUBS

 

[Tuesday]

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MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

Once again, glad I stayed away. A loser from the beginning. Pro anus, where are you? Giving it back day by day as we knew you would. It will be another losing year..you know it, I know it, we all know it. You are a scamming piece of shit and don't know dick about handicapping you clown.