The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[chevycola]

Getting back to what is really important, fading Lang, his site claims that his Millionaire's club pick was San Diego st. -9.5. SD st. won the game by 34 points, so it covered by 24.5. Not that I believe for 1 minute that his exclusive Millionaire's club actually exists, but I'm wondering if that was the favorite that covered by the largest margin over the spread this weekend. I wouldn't put it past Lang to check every game to see which team covered the easiest and then make the claim that that was his Millionaire play since there is absolutely no way anyone can verify it.

Anyways, I hope Lang and his 3 "clients", Larry, Curly and Moe, had a nice time in Vegas so that he can get back to picking real losers like he usually does.

And in case anyone is interested, his free pick tonight is the Over in the Chicago/Green Bay game.

The easiest and most logical way to show what a complete scam LANG is, is to just look at his fictitious millionaires club. He released the play - AFTER THE GAME WAS OVER. If I had a Millionaire's Club (and people actually were BUYING the picks), I'd release my pick minutes after the game starts so it could be verirified. Because if it could be verified - WOULDN'T I GET MORE "MILLIONAIRE CLUB" BUSINESS???? Lang is the stupidest tard on the planet if he thinks for ONE SECOND anyone buys his bull shit about this club.

LANG - just go back to giving out multiple losers and stop playing make believe with everyone. If you haven't figured it out - it's making you the laughing stock of the sports betting community.

LOCKED AND LOADED on Chicago +3 as once again Langer goes against a highly proven strategy of "Home dog/same division" which historically wins on the spread 64% of the time that I've tracked it. Good job Brandon. IDIOT.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Take it easy Pimpy. I actually hate being on the same side as Lang as I think he's a moron. If you actually read my post you'll see that I was worried about having already bet the game that Lang released after I made my bet. I know you're pissed because Lang's had 2 winners in a row, but he's an idiot and will surely go on a losing streak soon, probably starting tonight.

If it makes you feel better, I promise not to post anything about being on the same side as Lang in the future. BOL!

Don't try and make your douchebaggery all about me being pissed because Lang won two-in-a-row, lol.

There was a game about a week and a half ago where I made a bet early in the morning on the Yankees. I came back here later that day and saw that Lang was on the Yankees. Did I feel the need to post and inform everyone that I was also on the Yankees? No, because this is the fucking FADE LANG THREAD and out of respect to the people that were fading Lang there was no need to say a fucking thing. Nothing more annoying than when an attention whore comes in this thread and whines about being on the same side as Lang and blah, blah, blah...

 

[McCrazy]

Don't try and make your douchebaggery all about me being pissed because Lang won two-in-a-row, lol.

There was a game about a week and a half ago where I made a bet early in the morning on the Yankees. I came back here later that day and saw that Lang was on the Yankees. Did I feel the need to post and inform everyone that I was also on the Yankees? No, because this is the fucking FADE LANG THREAD and out of respect to the people that were fading Lang there was no need to say a fucking thing. Nothing more annoying than when an attention whore comes in this thread and whines about being on the same side as Lang and blah, blah, blah...

Alright dude, I apologize. Won't do it again. BOL!

 

[FGators]

To answer why Lang is going against the Bears is because he holds a grudge against them back to Monday Night Football a few years back. It was Bears at Cardinals and Bears were laying almost 14. They won the game but didn't cover after overcoming a huge deficit. This was the infamous Dennis Green postgame tirade game. Langatang had a 100 dimer on them and burned all his customers. He then released a monster play on the Saints in the NFC Championship Game against the Bears and the Bears prevailed, going to the Super Bowl. So they burned him twice, betting on and against them.

He's on record bashing Lovie Smith and hates Jay Cutler.

This was to be expected. And yes it's very Joe Public.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

alright dude, i apologize. Won't do it again. Bol!

GO BEARS!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I know we talked about alternate ways of fading Lang before in the old thread and I used to be for only fading Lang based on his dime value, but you have to admit that a guy who has his clients on a 10 dime play one day and then has them on a -175 moneyline favorite for a total of 262.5 dimes at risk the next is fucking insane and I don't believe anyone bets like that. It's just more tout bullshit.

Any new guys out there that are looking at maybe getting into the fade or maybe even some vets, here is a strategy you could try that's a bit more realistic.

Break Lang's plays down based on dimes and assign them a unit value.

For Example:

1 to 20 Dime Play = 1 unit bet
21 to 40 Dime Play = 2 Unit Bet
41 to 60 Dime Play = 3 Unit Bet
61 to 80 Dime Play = 4 Unit Bet
81 and Over = 5 Unit Bet

Playing it like that for this football season would find you down 2.8 units, +17, -19.8, so far.

You could even break it down by 10 Dimes = 1 Unit if you wanted to make your highest play worth 10 Units instead of 5.

People are always going to fade Lang the way they see best. Just throwing this out there for people to mull over. It would be interesting to hear how other people go about fading the Langster.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang and The Rodfather both on Green Bay tonight.

Somewhere out there Incubus is smiling, lol.

 

[wizardofodd]

Dont know if this is posted....but....





Integrity, Honesty and Consistency.

My name, Al DeMarco, is synonymous with those qualities and they are the foundations on which my reputation has been built over the past 25+ years. Therefore, it's only fitting that I personally deliver this exciting news to you:

BRANDON LANG HAS BEEN RELEASED!

Brandon's lifetime e-commerce contract, which enabled him to sell picks on this site, has been terminated.

When CEO Steve Budin was asked about whether or not he actually fired Lang, he responded, "The guy signed a life-time deal with me and I let him walk; I don't know what else you can call that?"

The Brandon Lang Motto

"You're only as good as your last big play"

But what happens when they all keep losing?


BRANDON LANG'S
TALE OF THE TAPE

The best way to make a small fortune with Brandon Lang
is to start with a large fortune!


- 3,245.7 dimes - all sports combined September 1, 2007 through
April 16, 2010. A documented, unprecedented,
2 1/2-year run of losing.


- 771 dimes in the NFL for the 2009-10 season, which includes
a staggering -289 dimes in the playoffs, which
featured his ridiculous 200 dime Money Line play on
the Colts and 100 Dime side play on Indy in the Super
Bowl as Lang - the King of All Chasers - made one last
futile and desperate attempt to salvage a losing
season. And truth be told, he originally wanted to
release a 1000 Dime Money Line play on Indy but was
forbidden to do so by CEO Steve Budin.


- 161.5 dimes in college football for the 2009-10 season


- 192.5 dimes in college basketball for the 2009-10 season.


- 207 dimes in baseball for the 2009 season.


- 172.5 dimes in the NBA for the 2009-10 season through April 16.
The only thing consistent about Lang was his ability to bury his clients.

Bottom Line: Numbers don't lie and neither do I. Never did; Never will.



Fact: $10 bettors lost over $32,000 following Brandon Lang's plays the past 2 ½ years

 

[Incubus]

Pimpy, you are so right! :lolBIG: I arrived late last night from Orlando, and I'm pooped from the 2 week whirlwind tour with Mrs. Incubus showing her all the sights in NYC, Washington DC, Miami, Orlando. I'm scheduled to take a few weeks trip back to visit her and family in Bangkok in December. Yikes!

OK, onto business. As Pimpy has stated, we once again have a congruence of fading tonight ....... our resident Rx mush is also on Green Bay!

+

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This is simply AWESOME! @)Let's do this!

+3 -115 for 30 DIMES


GO BEARS!

 

[Faderade]

Have to say I agree with this approach. Lang's dime system has been all over the fucking map this year and needs to be normalized in some fashion. More often than not, Lang picks losers, but his blind squirrel 100-dime winners makes him look like Albert F. Einstein (Al's middle name is not Fitzgerald if you get my drift). Additionally, his one game per day approach skews his dime system even further. Starting tonight, I'm jumping on Pimpy's proposed system. I'm not asking for anyone to join me, but considering how erratic his scale has become, I'm willing to manually adjust for the highs and lows.

 

[czk_48]

Fuk you Lang you melonheaded ass-clown. We will get you in the end. Start your losing streak tonite!

Double Locked and Loaded +3 Chicago

LET'S GO BEARS!

 

[McCrazy]

I think Pimpy's idea for unit control is great. And there is another way to keep the units under control and believe it or not it comes from Lang's site (although he obviously wants you to play his way, not fade). First, determine what you max unit bet is. For the example, we'll use 20 units. Then you apply a % of his dimes against 100, with anything 100 Dimes and up being a max bet. So this is how it works:

Lang plays a 20 Dimer. 20/100 = 20%. So you play 4 units, 20% of 20.
Lang plays a 55 Dimer. 55/100 = 55%. You play 11 units, 55% of 20.
Lang bets a ridiculous 150 Dimes. 150 > 100, so you play a max bet of 20 units.

Anyways, just another option for Fader Nation.

 

[runner5k]

Da Bears!!!!

 

[salinpac]

Thanks Lang, NOW PAY ME B!TCH

 

[Dickie420]

Ha ha ha h. Lang. U suck. Awesome joe public pick

 

[Deathknight7]

Winner Winner

!~))!!~))!

Woohoo! DA BEARS come through!

Got to Love it!!

Good Luck charm Incubus is back! Welcome!!

 

[FGators]

I really believe the lack of Incubus was hurting us. Good win for the Lang faders out there tonight.

 

[FGators]

Oh and how old school "Lang Curse" was that James Jones fumble on the sideline and the last 2:30 in general.

 

[Incubus]

+3 -115 WIN

+30 DIMES

Thanks to the Langatang! @)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Alright dude, I apologize. Won't do it again. BOL!

I'm very proud of you McCrazy, for not posting in this thread that you were tailing Lang again and had the Packers -3, lol.