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[FairWarning]

I'm sorry did your argument for something to do include deer hunting? What. Come to NYC for something to do.

I swear, half of Michigan is shut down for deer hunting this week.

I would never go to NYC, sorry.

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

Fair, please come to Jersey and kill some of our deer. Its ridiculous. I love animals, but they are everywhere and people die in accidents all the time.