The lady at the WESTERN UNION , I know we all have a funny story regarding WESTERN UNION

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Toadballs- Those are exactly the places you want to go. The women in those places are perfect. They're working for no money in a dead end job. They're working for idiot bosses making a dollar an hour more than they are and their idea of a good meal is McDonalds 99 cent menu. Be nice to them. Invite them out. Then try to nail them. After they do your Western Union of course.
 

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soccerbob , very true , I never thought this would turn into a dating option thread but hey I`m all for another option.
 

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It is true that they will lie about the machine being down, cause I have gone to a Mail Boxes etc Place in a shopping plaza and they said the lines were down, then I go over to the grocery store 500 feet away and boom, done, no problems what so ever. Right after I left the grocery store I went back to the Mail Boxes place and showed them the reciept that my transaction went through and promptly told them, that's not a good way of doing business, especially when it's a big chunk of their business.

Also, is it any of their fawking business why your sending or recieving funds? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tell them to process the transaction and mind their fawking business.
 

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I have NEVER been asked that question..."why am I sending", that would be very insulting and not professional.... I see the Western Union stories are all over the country as well
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I thought it was just me, you would think all the money they make off us....They`d be a little friendlier...

A striking similatity here
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I am now going to compare the Western Union worker
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with the Sportsbook phone clerk
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I think its a fair comparison
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Why does getting a bet in have to be this hard
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GUYS, DO IT LIKE I DO....I FILL OUT THE FORM AT MY OFFICE AND I SEND ONE OF ME HISPANIC EMPLOYEES TO WESTERN UNION WHO SPEAKS VERY LITTLE ENGLISH...THEY CANNOT ASK HIM QUESTION'S BECAUSE HE NO COMPRENDA (SP?)....NEVER EVER HAD A PROBLEM.....LOL
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
Man there must be a breed of these type of girls...I once sent a rose to the female clerk she was sweet too, I can say as well I have closed the deal with a WESTERN UNION CLERK ...

These stories are uncanny , I can`t believe the similarities..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

J man, did you get her control # or was it a quick collect? A lot of those WU girls work in lonely WU stations..just waiting to get taken in the back of your truck or behind the counter. Believe me, these girls think about it all day long and then when someone like a Journeyman walks in then it's deal closing time. Happens all the time......
 

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I hate going through Western Union. When you do it through credit card, it's cool because you never have to literally hand over your money to someone. So wheN I go through Western Union, I use my Debit card all the time. I can't stand the thought of handing over cash to them... it just seems filthy.
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As for experiences, I can always tell when the thing is going to be slow. They usually look at me and ask me "Umm, sir you need to use the green form" And I'm like "No, I'm sending to a company through Quick Collect" ... "Oh." And by this point, I already know that I'm dealing with an idiot here. I doubt many people use this Quick Collect thing, so I'm sure that she's confused already.

But I hate driving around for another agent, so I stick to this place. What drives me crazy is that NONE of these western union places have a freakin' PEN available on the outside. They've got like HUNDREDS of pens on their counters, those yellow ones.. but there are never any on the outside.

So if there's a customer already there, I have to wait and then ask for a pen, and get started on filling out the form...and by that time, two other customers will come in after me, and wait in line... so now I'm waiting like 4th in line, pissed like shit. I hate standing there. I just want to get out. I always feel uneasy.

Then finally you get to the counter, and then you get the 'slow typer'. This person is typing with one finger, squinting at the monitor. Then they ask you stupid questions like "Is this your last name? Where does your first name end?"

Once, there were about two or three clerks there. And the girl asks me "So, what is this place? Olympic Sports? I've had a few people come in here with this."

And while I'm thinking of a bullshit answer, her co-worker jumps in with "Oh, it's some gambling place on the internet." And then you see that look in their eyes... as though you're a walking asshole for even considering such a task.

But I went to a grocery store once, and the clerk asks me where it's going, and I'm like "Jamaica". And she's Jamaican as well, so she thinks we have something in common all of a sudden. And she talks about where she lived in Jamaica etc. Luckily she never asked me who I was sending to. But I did receive this question once, and I just went "Oh, it's a sports store. I send them money, and then buy stuff."

She seemed confused about the whole notion of buying things on the internet. So I gather if I had divulged any truth to the matter, she would be even more lost.

And everytime I leave those western union doors, i vow to return in a few days to collect thousands.....if not millions.
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Hammy, I actually got the control number first....I`m not that quick...I couldn`t handle a direct rejection...I can`t just walk up to a total stranger and close a deal...I wish I could!

This girl was worthy of a rose! She had a baggage as it turned out,lol...

And 'man that was all she wrote' a little Springsteen reference there,lol..

I may take this into consideration, this new dating angle..
 

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When i have sent money by WU, the jagoff behind the counter is like "You know this person"..

And i am always saying "Oh yeah, REAL good"

What a joke LOL
 

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A funny story the last time i sent money was when she asked me where i was sending it and i said Belize, she was like "we do ALL kinds of WU's to Belize, whats going on down there?"

Little do they know...
 

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What is this quick collect option where you don't have to fill out a green form?

And just one more thing... if you give a fake name.. how does the place you send it to give you credit for the money?

Just trying to learn the ins and outs of WU before I ever try it.
 

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I don't know how many times they have sent my money to San Jose California, And not to Costa Rica!
 

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I dont make huge withdrawls, but everything is WU I swear by it. so since my WD's are small, I get that whole "he's not big time like these other cats, but he's trying to do his thing" look from these clerks (usually women). "here you go hun, blah blah blah ands thats 200"
 

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i have a nice habit of bitching about things that are righthanded that i cant use
one time i was joking around cuz the damb pens were all on the left next to a wall so i could barely use them
turms out the clerk was a lefty who found me amusing and got plowed about an hour later
 

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Don't understand why anyone would go to a WU in person...I do it all over the phone. Just have them take the money from a debit card.
 

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One time, I sent a WU to Paramaribo, Surinam (which according to WU should be spelled Surinama, and no Im not sure if that is correct) to play at Pinnacle.....


Later on that day, Im sitting at a Thai Restaurant here in CR where there's this really cool waiter with a funky accent that I've always wondered where he's from originally....that night I ask him, so, tell me something, I've always wondered, where are you from? He says, oh, Im from Surinam.......

So, to make conversation I say, ohh really cool, what a coincidence, I just sent money there a little while ago.....

He looks at me and says, ohhh really, what, to support some charity or something? (Now, Im not sure if Surinam is like #1 in the world in charities or what but he asked me that, if the money was for charity)....

I felt so bad......I couldnt tell him I was sending it to bet on sports..... I was like, ohh hmmm, no no, something else....
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