THE JET'S PLAY Of THE DAY (Thurs)

THEJET · Jun 23, 2005

JET'S REGULAR PLAYS: 28-23-0 (54.9%) +24.36 UNITS
"DRAW" PLAYS YTD: 0-1-0 (-1.00 UNIT)
HIDDEN TREASURE PARLAYS: 0-2-0 (-6.5 UNITS)

NORWAY: FIRST DIVISION (5 UNITS)

STABAEK -1/2 (-290) over MANDALSKAMERATENE ($1,450/$500)

ITALY: SERIE B (3 UNITS)

PERUGIA-TORINO "DRAW" 2.6 ($300/$480)

ICELAND: PREMIER LEAGUE (3 UNITS)

FH HAFNARFJORDUR -1/2 (-212) over AKRANES ($636/$300)

HIDDEN :chest: PARLAY

STABAEK -1/2 (-290)

FH HAFNARFJORDUR -1/2 (-212)

RISK: $500.00 WIN: $490.00

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

I'd LOVE to know where you found -290 on Stabaek... LOVE to know... you know, since they're at least -350 EVERYWHERE at the current moment... doubt the line moves that much in 5 hours... But regardless...

Got a problem today... Can't get odds on either team just to win in Serie B... So I hope you win that bet, because I can't do anything with it at Pinnacle... But regardless... Stabaek isn't winning every game you bet them on this year, so I like my chances with the cellar-dwellars in Division 1 to take a point from this mess...

Mandalskameratene (m-o-u-s-e) $51.02/$448.98
Draw $102.04/$397.96

IA Akrenes $50/$450
Draw $142.85/$357.15

1-1 makes me QUITE happy today...

Food for thought: If you'd learn that 90th minute goals happen and laying chalk consistently is the worst idea in soccer betting, especially just on moneylines, I wouldn't have consistent fade material. Gimme a break... "If Brazil hadn't given up that late goal..." Yeah, and if the queen had balls, she'd be king...

THEJET · Jun 23, 2005

5Dimes has it you DUMBFUK! I'd fax you the confermation but you're not worth it! BTW, are you enjoying playing with yourself with those phony lines? You will always be a joke GUFOO!:finger:

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

MarkieMark+ · Jun 23, 2005

Stabaek is -300 at Bet365. I got it about 1 hour ago.

Guru, you are BANG ON about 90th minute goals and laying huge chalk in soccer. I think Jet is starting to come around and we will see a change for the better. Grasshopper will learn his lessons in time.

MM

MarkieMark+ · Jun 23, 2005

WHOOPS!!! CHECK THAT!!! While I was writing the previous post, the old Jet returned as UGLY as ever. It may take more time than I thought for young Grasshopper to learn his lesson.

THEJET · Jun 23, 2005

Mark, you're the grasshopper! Did you have to CARBON COPY all my picks? Oh, you found FH on you're own right? You two clowns are amazing.

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

I have to correct my Iceland amounts to fit this mold.... I got it right on my personal bet-sheet... but I don't bet nearly this much cash, as the world knows that my "unit" is a mere $10... so I need to fix this for record keeping purposes...

IA Akrenes $33.33/$266.67
Draw $85.71/$214.29

Doesn't matter since we're both playing with Monopoly Money anyway, right? Alright, fine... -300, -290... whatever you want... odds have it you're winning and it doesn't matter how much you wagered to get to your winning total... but whatever...

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

THE JET said:
5Dimes has it you DUMBFUK! I'd fax you the confermation but you're not worth it! BTW, are you enjoying playing with yourself with those phony lines? You will always be a joke GUFOO!:finger:

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

You spell like Riggs... you act like Riggs... you called me a DUMBFUK exactly like Riggs... you have the same IP as Riggs...

If it smells like a fish, and it looks like a fish, it must be a fish... I feel much more confident in myself now....

THEJET · Jun 23, 2005

Mark :manwh: GUFOO

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

THE JET said:
Mark :manwh: GUFOO

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

Hehehehe... Yep, we are SO mature in this forum. Congratulations Riggs... you're trying to dupe the world and even a freakin' 20 year old college student can see through your act and is smart enough to fade you. Congratulations...

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

Why aren't you laying -220 on GAIS today Riggs? I mean they're in 2nd place in the Superatten and Degerfor is in 11th... isn't that all you do when you look up your plays? Correction: It IS all you do when you make your plays... I guess you just missed this one.

THEJET · Jun 23, 2005

That's okay, ANOTHER 40 units and you'll just disappear from this room. Damn, 40 unit lead in just 2 days? This is gonna be more fun than I expected. Yeah, and your buddy riggs could do that huh? Joke! I don't know why all you clowns miss that guy so much. Oh.....It's because HE was a clown! Okay, I understand now. LOL!

THEJET · Jun 23, 2005

You always know when you're admired.....When they start making accusations that are rediculas. :manwh: I'm starting to love you two little girls GUFOO! Keep up with the last ditch efforts. You're gonna make me a star! :103631605

MarkieMark+ · Jun 23, 2005

Jet, you must think that I am as new to capping soccer as you are. Your IGNORANCE, once again, is the most prominent aspect of your personality. The respect meter came off of 0 yesterday up to a 1 (out of 100) when you showed an ounce of humility instead of the usual HEAD UP YOUR ASS COMMENTARY. Well, it's back down to zero and you have shoved your head right back up your ass, again.

I am sure you couldn't even find Iceland on a map of the world nor could you name 5 international players from Iceland without consulting the internet. I guess it is true when people say a zebra cannot change it's stripes and your stripes spell JACKASS right across your back. Don't flatter yourself thinking that I even consider looking at your posts before I select my games. The only value in viewing your posts is for the joy I feel when I see you BLEEDING money as you choke on all that RIDICULOUS chalk. Your picks from Sunday, Tuesday and your STUPID Brazil pick yesterday were only the tip of the iceberg.

You need to wake up before it's too late. Maybe this will help

:smashf:

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

Heh... great stuff... we've turned the soccer forum into our own little competition thread... may I suggest just starting ONE thread a day instead of 3?

And allow me to qualify... Jet... I'm really not rooting against you. I don't root for anyone to lose to the books. Like yesterday... I wasn't happy seeing Japan draw even in the 88thish minute. I had Japan +1.5 and Japan losing by a goal would have been just fine for me... So before I say "competition," note that I'm not rooting for you to lose all the time. I just think you're taking a lousy road with this chalk and trying to prove it. So far so good.

THEJET · Jun 23, 2005

GUFOO, nah....I already tried that, he's too damn chicken. And you....well, let's just say it wouldn't be a good Idea. You'll do better fading!

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG: :lolBIG:

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

Your boys have got some work to do Jet... Stabaek down a goal after 30 minutes

MarkieMark+ · Jun 23, 2005

JET, my prophecies about your ridiculously STUPID wagering is ringing LOUDER than ever! I am visiting the NBA/WNBA forum and whose thread do I stumble across? Why, it's our buddy, Jet. Seems you were up +14.7 UNITS playing ANOTHER sport you know NOTHING about, namely the WNBA. Then you make a HUGE MONEY MANAGEMENT MISTAKE yesterday and PLUMMET by -21.4 UNITS in one night!!

THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL!

When are you going to learn, Grasshopper. It is OBVIOUS that you are on a very slippery slope and about to fall HARD! Like I said earlier, your soccer picks on Sunday, Tuesday and the Brazil pick yesterday were just the tip of the iceberg and WOW, I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE RIGHT!

Perhaps you need a couple of more whacks to get it through your thick head.

:smashf:

STOP, before it's too late. I am only trying to help you, MORON.

MarkieMark+ · Jun 23, 2005

AFLGuru said:
Your boys have got some work to do Jet... Stabaek down a goal after 30 minutes

Even if they do not pull out the win, I still believe Stabaek was a worth while wager for ME since I only stand to lose 3 UNITS and miss out on 6 UNITS of profit. This is the HUGE difference between myself and an inexperienced grasshopper like Jet. While I will only be out 3 UNITS, Jet will lose a total of ALMOST 20 UNITS from a single game loss while missing out on LESS THAN 10 UNITS of profit. The ratios are TOTALLY out of whack! Also, losing 3 UNITS is very minor but if Jet keeps losing these 20 UNIT CHUNKS he will be hauling that 100" TV down to the pawn shop very soon.

AFLGuru · Jun 23, 2005

Mark--

There's clearly a difference in money management proportion, but even still, laying -300 on a team in a lower division that is clearly due to lose maybe isn't the smartest thing. Perhaps playing on an Asian Line if you could find one (at -1 1/4 in all likelihood) would be a better play, but laying -300 seems to be a pretty big gamble. There's a reason books make money off of these games. Though you can still salvage today, I'm aware that I have been made a winner due to Jet's money management... er... Monopoly money management skills, and should Stabaek do no better than fight back and draw (still down 1-0 at the 65th minute), I'm the beneficiary.

--AFLGuru:toast: