The H.I.P. Quest for the Best: Event One: The Derriere

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stop complaining. You know you'd hit that if ever given the chance to.
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Well, you know what they say... in times of war any hole might be a trench.
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this thread is like a strip club. guys standing around talking while beautiful naked women surround them.
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"She probably smells like 3 day old shrimp"

Once they turn 25, the smell goes from shrimp to snapper.

Once they turn 40, it becomes cod.
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Hammy:

Gotta love it. As for me, I'll be holding my Heiny. Long live the H.I.P.

Pancho:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Once they turn 25, the smell goes from shrimp to snapper.

Once they turn 40, it becomes cod.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO!!!
 

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Walk,I plan on seeing the perfect ass later tonight.I'm gonna hit it like the Titanic hits an iceberg.
 

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The joy of life, brother. Hit that shit "like Sting hits his crack pipe before writing an article"...Then hit it some more. Then order some pizza, eat some drink some, and hit one last time.

And when you think she's done, hit it once again; for the memories.

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Froggy:
I'd recognize that last ass out of a line-up of 10,000 girls. Why, that is the beautiful ass of the legendary porn-star queen - Jenna Jameson. She does have a nice smile doesn't she?
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I vote GRANTT...oh, sorry, I thought this was the BIGGEST ass contest.
 

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