The girlfriend is not too happy with Sick Gambler right now.

Illini · Jul 6, 2004

Anyone see that story Sunday night on ESPN? They had a 10 minute segment on the life and death of Stu Ungar. Dude sounded like one big badass at the poker table. And he sure liked his cocaine.

RobFunk · Jul 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Anyone see that story Sunday night on ESPN? They had a 10 minute segment on the life and death of Stu Ungar. Dude sounded like one big badass at the poker table. And he sure liked his cocaine. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>yea, but sick doesnt appreciate stuff like that man. apparently he just wants to bang the most devastating righty in the game.

Mr.Smith · Jul 6, 2004

sick,

If I had a gun to my head in that spot I would just take the bullet and hope for the best

RobFunk · Jul 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>If i had a gun to my head and I had to bang either Manny or Janet, who would I bang?

Manny -185 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>this is worse than tate trying to figure out how to hide from women

sickgambler · Jul 6, 2004

hey rob, tell me you wouldn't pick Manny over Janet Reno if your life depended on it.. If you say you'd do Janet over Manny, then you're LYING.

Just take a look at this pic closely again, and tell me you wouldn't pick Manny over this.. Just look at that poor kid's face..

jaypaw · Jul 6, 2004

that is an aweful though

janet reno is the devil

RobFunk · Jul 6, 2004

i would take janet reno. come on. put a wig on her thats long blonde, some purple lipstick and take the glasses off. its way better than sticking the three dot 5 up in bad boy manny's glutes kid. thats just some gay shit.

sickgambler · Jul 6, 2004

Robby, you are LYING.. I will personally bet you that if we put up a poll on who the posters would rather do, 70% will say Manny Ramirez.. You are just pretending not to be gay by saying Janet. NO WAY would you do Janet Reno over Manny.. And by me and everyone saying Manny, does NOT make us gay, it just makes us smart.

Did you take a good look at her Rob? Here, take another look and then come back to me and tell me you'd rather do Janet Reno.. Just look at that poor kid's expression. He looks terrified.. Do you blame him?

RobFunk · Jul 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>You are just pretending not to be gay by saying Janet. NO WAY would you do Janet Reno over Manny <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I dont understand how homosexuality always manages to rear its ugly head with you sick. i dont get it. you got the 3 point 5 and van 'xoxox' essa. what gives. this is makes me sad

like that game Borat suggested we download.

SportSavant · Jul 6, 2004

do I piss in the shower? Yes

BTW,

remember this thread next time you decide to take a shower at the gym without wearing flip flops.

Vanessa...WHO THE FXCK TAKES BATH'S NOWADAYS?

Odds On Wether or Not that was the Real Vanessa Posting:

Yes +160 (it was the real Vanessa)
No -140 (No it was sicky ghosting again)

sickgambler · Jul 6, 2004

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote">quote:<HR>Originally posted by SportSavant:
Odds On Wether or Not that was the Real Vanessa Posting:

Yes +160 (it was the real Vanessa)
No -140 (No it was sicky ghosting again)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey sportsavant, don't ever be a bookie or you will get killed, because with your odds, I just made a guaranteed 770 bucks no matter what.. Thank you very much Sports..

Gimme 9230 on YES +160
Gimme 10k on NO -140

Scarlett · Jul 6, 2004

SickGambler,
I really can't understand her being so angry.
All you men are animals anyway. ha ha
If you change your mind and decide to buy her flowers, make sure they aren't yellow roses.

Scarlett

sickgambler · Jul 9, 2004

Hey robbie boy, WTF man, you had a manny ramirez avatar, you remove him, you put Janet Reno, then you take her off and put back Manny Ramirez. i am not too happy now bobby boy. I want Manny removed. Why did you put him back for? I am completely fed up of having to look at Manny each and everyday when i have to read your post. I think i might just stop having to read your post now on acct of your avatar. And did you also notice that this Manny pic is not as good as the other one. This one is distorted, whereas the other one was a perfect manny..

Now get rid of this avatar and get a new one. Anything but Janet Reno. I don't know why you put up Janet Reno before.. She is disgusting, but if that's what you like, then there's nothing i can do about it.

Now please change your avatar.

RobFunk · Jul 9, 2004

Sick your avatar doesnt even work. I cant believe a guy that manipulates lines like Bill Walters only dreams of, can't get a fucnctioning avatar.

Soas far as my avatar goes, I put a pic of Janet Reno there for now. the very same woman you think of while you are giving vanessa good love up the wazoo.

So now, you no longer have to switch between windows while jerking off. you can be kept abreast of all the exciting issues here at the RX and if you are lucky enough to have a RobFunk post in the thread you are viewing you can jerk off to Janet and read RX current affairs all at once.

Don't get used to it though. I'm just being nice. I figure "hey. sicks ok. let him have a REAL good time while he's jerking off."

so there you go man. I'm sorry you dont like Manny, but then again it makes liking Manny the player that much cooler. everytime we say something good about Manny, I can tack on another post to my total just by saying "Yup! and sick doesnt like him too."

Whitetrashpunk · Oct 31, 2006

Vanessa said:
Hello everyone, I'd like to introduce myself, my name is Vanessa and I am Sick Gambler's girlfriend. The reason for this post is to explain to you all what exactly happened. Yesterday, sick gambler pointed me out some answers of people here who said it was ok what he did, so seeing I have posted in message boards before, I decided to explain to you all what exactly happened. By the way, sick gambler is now sleeping in my bedroom, and will be for awhile, and I hope he doesn't take a fit when he reads my post here. I hope he doesn't say I embarassed him.

Now let me first say that Sick Gambler really treats me great. He is very considerate and treats me like gold. But what happened a few nights ago was uncalled for. He did not tell you all the whole story. Sometimes Sick Gambler can be very selfish and not care for anyone else's feelings. He did not mention to you all that I told him maybe 20 times to please make sure you don't urinate in the bathtub because I sit there all the time taking my bath and I don't feel like sitting in his urine. He has done this over 20 times already. He had no respect for me when he did this. He failed to mention that. I caught him many times, but I never told him to not embarass him. I pretended I didn't see it. This guy always pees in the bathtub, and I'm the one who ends up having to clean it and even worse, sit in it.

Also, I cannot believe what I saw. I made a search here and was extremely embarassed what I read. I can't believe he mentioned our sex life over here. I just want you all to know that Sick Gambler really ain't that bad in bed and yes, he does satisfy me. I know he is not that big down there, but who cares. I love him for him, and not for the size of his penis or how good he is. I just love being with him because he makes me so happy and makes me feel good about life. I noticed he said he had a 2 inch penis, well that was of course exaggerated, as he has a big habit of doing. He likes to exaggerate a lot. He does not have a 2 inch penis, it's at least 3 inches, maybe even as high as 3.5 inches if he's fully erected.

Anyways, I just hope sick gambler doesn't get mad at me when he wakes up and reads this. Boy will he be in shock when he sees me name! But I just wanted to clear the air that I was just hurt what he did, for not respecting my wish after i told him a million times not to do it, even though I read from some of you that a lot of others do do it. I love him very much and I consider myself one lucky woman to have a man like this in my life who makes me very happy.

Thanks again for listening to me, and if I never post again here, good luck to all of you..

xoxoxox

Vanessa

I dont understand the big picture, obviously..I would love to have my girlfriend piss on me...when having sex with her, I know I have made her climax once she drops the nail file.

Whitetrashpunk · Oct 31, 2006

sick gambler said:
WHAT THE F-CK. IS THIS WHAT I HAVE TO WAKE UP TO. I AM NOT VERY HAPPY RIGHT NOW WITH THE LADY, AND I AM GOING TO MAKE HER PAY FOR THIS. I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR 2 WEEKS..... WHAT AM I SAYING HERE, THAT WOULD NOT BE PUNISHING HER, IT WOULD BE PUNISHING ME AND DOING HER A FAVOR.. SO FORGET THAT.

SHE HAD NO RIGHT DOING THIS. I AM SORRY BOYS, ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I AM EMBARASSED RIGHT NOW. SHE HAS NO RESPECT FOR ME TO DO THIS. AND SHE HAS THE NERVE TO SAY THAT I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER..

FOR THAT, I WILL NOW PEE IN THE BATH EACH TIME I TAKE MY SHOWER. GEEZ, I AM REALLY NOT HAPPY NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT REVEAL ANYMORE SECRETS HERE BECAUSE SHE CAN READ IT ALL NOW. SHE KNOWS THIS PLACE. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER SHOWN HER THIS THREAD YESTERDAY. I WAS MUCH BETTER OFF BEFORE WHEN SHE HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THIS PLACE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I EVEN MENTIONED IT TO HER. WHAT A BIG MISTAKE. WHAT WAS I THINKING??

Relax man, you are just being honest...I can think of nine obscene sexual fantasies that you could tell her are yours, and she will think pissing in the shower is charming...thats if she doesn't leave you...I made the mistake of sharing a fantasy I had with a woman who asked, and she left me right on the spot.

CapNCash · Nov 1, 2006

I piss in the shower everyday.

Urine is sterile when it exits the body.

That and the fact that about 15 gallons of hot water is washing it down the drain, the pee is probably 20 miles away by the time she masturbates in the bath tub.

joeyfitzclick · Nov 1, 2006

CapNCash said:
I piss in the shower everyday.

Urine is sterile when it exits the body.

That and the fact that about 15 gallons of hot water is washing it down the drain, the pee is probably 20 miles away by the time she masturbates in the bath tub.

ha ha ha hak:

Whitetrashpunk · Nov 1, 2006

Illini said:
Anyone see that story Sunday night on ESPN? They had a 10 minute segment on the life and death of Stu Ungar. Dude sounded like one big badass at the poker table. And he sure liked his cocaine.

I didn't see the spot on ESPN about Ungar, but he is believed to be-not only be the best poker player ever- but also the greatest gin rummy player of all time. He started playing poker when he cleaned out everyone in Vegas at the gin rummy tables. Lost all of his millions snorting coke and losing golf bets to other poker players. (terrible golfer).

Stu did so much coke that the cartilidge in his nose collapsed. That is why you always see pics of him with sunglasses hanging off the tip of his nose...its to divert attention away from the nonexistent bridge of his nose.

fucnluc · Nov 1, 2006

Ugh,

ucking: ..Guess I'm the only one who thinks the shower should be completely seperated from piss.

I had to teach my girlfriend not to piss in my shower, and on top of that I learned of the pool the hard way.

I'm holding her in the pool and all of a sudden she gives me an innocent smile, I'm like what what, she looks down..I feel something warm around my body all of a sudden..:cryingcry...bitch pissed on me!

I guess some people think those things are normal but not me.