The girlfriend is not too happy with Sick Gambler right now.

[sickgambler]

Boys, i am under a lot of heat and I need your advice. The GF is not very happy with me and here is why.. 2 nights ago, I was taking a shower at her house and I usually don't lock the door of the bathroom (big mistake). But I did something I usually do and I didn't think it was a problem because everybody does it, I AM SURE.. I peed in the shower... and with my luck, she was hiding behind the curtain trying to scare me by looking, and she caught me peeing in the shower. She got very mad at me. I know it could have been worse as I could have been wacking off instead.. I told her that there was no difference between the toilet and the bath because it's all pipes and they are all connected to the same pipes. Isn't this true? I told her, I'd call a plumber with her to prove it but she didn't want to hear it.

She is now mad at me. Boys, don't you all honestly pee in the shower too. I mean, how can you not? The hot water makes you have to pee. It's impossible not to. She tells me i should be peeing before in the toilet, but even if I do, I still feel the need to pee in the shower because of the hot flowing water on my body.

Boys, I need help. I want you all to be honest with me. Don't you all also pee in the shower? I'm sure 94% of you do. Come on, back me up on this one? I might even consider showing her this thread later tonight if most of you agree it's done by you all, so I can show her it's not only me. How am I supposed to make it up to her now? Flowers won't help because she can't seem forget the image of me peeing in her shower, which really disturbed her, so i don't want to waste my money for nothing.. She said it's bad because it smells up the shower. NOT TRUE because I always push it in the drain with the other water with my feet.

Come on, AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT PEES IN THE SHOWER? Don't you all do it too?

 

[DickyW]

I guess giving her a golden shower is out of the question

 

[sickgambler]

dicky boy, as a matter of fact, I SWEAR, I already offered her that proposition so many times, and I swear, she never even heard of that. Then when I explained it to her that I would love to do it to her, she screamed and thought I was a freak..

 

[G.MONEY]

SICK,

THEY SAY IF YOU HAVE ATHLETES FOOT IT IS GOOD TO PEE IN THE SHOWER IT WILL HELP. I HAVE NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEM, BUT TRY THAT ONE OUT.

AND IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THAT JUST PULL UP THE THREADS ABOUT MOISES ALOU PISSING ON HIS HANDS TO TUFFEN THEM UP. SHE WILL BE GLAD YOU ARE PISSING IN THE SHOWER THEN I THINK......G.

 

[SportSavant]

she sounds like a real wholesome one...

does she swallow? give rim jobs? I bet not

I bet you her apartment is SUPER CLEAN & TIDY aswell?

am I right on all 3?

 

[DickyW]

I would fvck with her a little if I were you. Next time your in bathroom with her get on your knees and dip your hands in the toilet and wash your hands and face and tell her to grab you a towell.

 

[sickgambler]

THANKS GMONEY, HEY GENERAL, HOW IS IT YOU SEEM TO KNOW ALL THESE PORNO SITES OFF HAND. YOU CAN PULL EM UP IN SECONDS. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FREAK???? YOU ARE SCARING ME NOW GENERAL.. YOU SEEM TO BE THE PORNO SITE EXPERT. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A SITE FOR EVERY TOPIC WHEN IT COMES TO ANY SORT OF PORNO OR SEX TALK...

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THE TIME TO SEE THESE SITES WHEN YOU ARE MODERATING HERE 21 HRS A DAY? DO YOU HAVE 4 COMPUTERS RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME, OR WHAT?

 

[OMNIVOROUS FROG]

I guess it would be a problem if you lifted a leg and weezed on the curtain or the wall. I always aim for the drain. Get a new girlfriend who understands men are not from Venus. I got a good one for you. Took my 3 year old fishing, he just turned 3. There were no porta potties out there, so I told him to pee on the tree like a man. So he comes home, and I am not around. He pulls down his pullup and pees on our Japanese maple, $500 trophy tree, in our front yard, in front of my uppity rich neighbors. Oops, bad Dad...Best Wishes...OF

 

[sickgambler]

1 FOR 3 SPORTSAVANT, BUT NO WAY IN HELL AM I TELLING YOU WHICH ONE IT IS..

 

[DickyW]

Sick
At least you know how to break up with her if needed, take a dump in her shower

 

[sickgambler]

DICKY BOY, YOU ARE A GENIUS. I LOVE YOUR IMAGINATION.. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE WASHING HANDS IN THE TOILET. THAT ONE IS A CLASSIC.. I WILL DEFINITELY TRY IT TONIGHT WHEN SHE COMES IN THE WASHROOM TO DO THE LAUNDRY OR SOMETHING, AND JUST LIKE THAT VERY NON CHALANTLY, I WILL CONTINUE TALKING TO HER LIKE NOTHING IS GOING ON AND WILL PUT MY HANDS IN THE TOILET WHILE STILL TALKING LIKE NOTHING IS GOING ON THEN GRAB THE TOWEL OFF THE RACK AND WIPE MY HANDS. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HER FACIAL EXPRESSION.

THANKS MAN, ANY OTHER IDEAS..?

 

[DickyW]

No I think that should do it, let me know how it works out. One thing is for sure after washing yourself with toilet water pissing in the shower will no longer be an issue with her.

 

[TheGeneral+]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sick gambler:
THANKS GMONEY, HEY GENERAL, HOW IS IT YOU SEEM TO KNOW ALL THESE PORNO SITES OFF HAND. YOU CAN PULL EM UP IN SECONDS. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF FREAK???? YOU ARE SCARING ME NOW GENERAL.. YOU SEEM TO BE THE PORNO SITE EXPERT. YOU ALWAYS HAVE A SITE FOR EVERY TOPIC WHEN IT COMES TO ANY SORT OF PORNO OR SEX TALK...

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THE TIME TO SEE THESE SITES WHEN YOU ARE MODERATING HERE 21 HRS A DAY? DO YOU HAVE 4 COMPUTERS RUNNING AT THE SAME TIME, OR WHAT?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

[Journeyman]

Since Moises Alou's revelation, I just pee in my bath before getting in.

He is a 2004 AllStar BTW

 

[TheGeneral+]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Journeyman:
Since Moises Alou's revelation, I just pee in my bath before getting in.

He is a 2004 AllStar BTW

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hot water does cost, so pee would be more cost efficient. Good thinking.

 

[Journeyman]

And to be completely honest, I cannot recall NOT peeing when showering...I thought this was normal?

 

[exilarch]

Sickie,does GF KNOW that you are the great SICK GAMBLER? Maybe you should inform her,and I am sure this controversy will go away.

 

[bunyon]

Sick......explain to her that it could've been worse. You could've taken a crap in the shower. Now that would've been something to get mad over,,,,,,,,,glass half full.

 

[RobFunk]

this thread would have been better if Iden broke the story to us.

 

[pokerr]

i have the solution for you my friend......

leave her with me for 2 days and you need not worry again.

THAT I PROMISE

i recall a while back your post on having trouble with satisfying her sexually, GOOD NEWS PAL, we get two birds with one stone

[This message was edited by pokerR on July 05, 2004 at 08:33 PM.]