Hello, may I speak to the person that makes gambling decisions in the house?
Yes, this is Phil Buckman, agent of the FBI, and I was wondering....is this a good time?
Great, great. Listen, today, we have many offers that I would like to present to you but one sticks out as very special and very important to many of our customers lately and I want to focus on that one: Do you or does anyone that you know gamble on your home computer and/or made any gambling transactions from your home?
Have you or anyone at your household followed Brandon Lang or 'Lane' on any of his 100 dime plays? Well, that should be illegal....
Do you mind if I or another agent of the FBI give you a call in the next couple of weeks? If that is no problem, that is...