1. Cincy- guy is by far the biggest douchebag on the site. No one even close to matching him.
2. Pat Patriot- Fuck what would you do for a tootsie pop, it's all about what you do to take a load of man juice from Tom Brady when it comes to this guy.
3. Jibba- Bow down to him because Boston has been a superpower for years no...er, I mean a few years.
4. Boston "fan" #4- queer.
5. Boston "fan" #5- super queer.
Alright, it's been established. Boston is officially the city of douchebags. You can take a big sigh of relief New York.