Lang Superbowl Pick
I ran into Lang at the Sixers-Lakers game and embarrased to be the first person on the net to post his Superbowl pick as I am part of LANG FADER NATION, but here goes:
200 DIME INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (-3.5) BUY 2.5 HOOKS cause I'm a douchebag
$99.99 MIDNIGHT SPECIAL
Superbowl Sunday folks, yes we are talking about Superbowl Sunday. The most prestigious day in my entire scamdicapping career as I deliver Superbowl winner #18 in a row. My friends and family confirmed this utter bullshit, but mysteriously nobody else has.
Okay, moving on to the big game and this is where I pepper you with irrelevent facts and trends because we all know stats and trends are for losers, but I must admit; I just shined up the new silver dollar that someone flicked Kim on stage the other night...AND heads came up 7 out of 10 times.
So with 'heads' I start a new paragraph because I wasn't always the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do know that Payton Manning has a big head. In fact, his head is so big it reminds me of mine. You know, that protruding forehead with little lettuce up top. Listen folks, I haven't hit my last 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 50, 100 dime plays so this 200 dime play will start a streak that I wlill brag about for the next year.
Dialed in folks, simply dialed in to that reality show that will never make it to the Travel Channel thanks to Al Rolli and FADER NATION!!!!
Bonus Play - UNDER - The Who plays through 1 song and suddenly gasps for air (sorry Who fans but they are fu*king old as dirt)
I ran into Lang at the Sixers-Lakers game and embarrased to be the first person on the net to post his Superbowl pick as I am part of LANG FADER NATION, but here goes:
200 DIME INDIANAPOLIS COLTS (-3.5) BUY 2.5 HOOKS cause I'm a douchebag
$99.99 MIDNIGHT SPECIAL
Superbowl Sunday folks, yes we are talking about Superbowl Sunday. The most prestigious day in my entire scamdicapping career as I deliver Superbowl winner #18 in a row. My friends and family confirmed this utter bullshit, but mysteriously nobody else has.
Okay, moving on to the big game and this is where I pepper you with irrelevent facts and trends because we all know stats and trends are for losers, but I must admit; I just shined up the new silver dollar that someone flicked Kim on stage the other night...AND heads came up 7 out of 10 times.
So with 'heads' I start a new paragraph because I wasn't always the sharpest tool in the shed, but I do know that Payton Manning has a big head. In fact, his head is so big it reminds me of mine. You know, that protruding forehead with little lettuce up top. Listen folks, I haven't hit my last 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 50, 100 dime plays so this 200 dime play will start a streak that I wlill brag about for the next year.
Dialed in folks, simply dialed in to that reality show that will never make it to the Travel Channel thanks to Al Rolli and FADER NATION!!!!
Bonus Play - UNDER - The Who plays through 1 song and suddenly gasps for air (sorry Who fans but they are fu*king old as dirt)
:toast:
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Lang December: -585
Lang January: +381.5
Even with Lang's winning month he's still 203.5 Dimes short of getting back what he lost his clients in December alone. :missingte
Here's to you Brandon Lang...err, Link...err, Scott, Mike Anthony, whatever your name happens to be at the time of this post:
Well done, Pimp. This is the funniest thing I have seen in years... other than Langapotamous's she-male wife.
Brandon, we hear you're great on the piano, but you suck on the organ, pal.
Did this buckethead get highlights on the last 8 strands of hair he has left?
It's the Orangu-LANG!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG::lolBIG:
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If you've been following Lang since the start of football season, these are your numbers:
NCAA Football: -265.5 Dimes
NFL: -95 Dimes
NBA: -106 Dimes
NCAA Basketball: -257.5 Dimes
Total: -724 Dimes
If you've been following Lang longer than that, you're probably broke and homeless.
The long term numbers don't lie.
I'm sure the guy who started this thread would have you believe he's only been following Lang for the month of January, while he's been hot...sure he has, lol.
If you FADED Lang since the start of football you'd be up +407 Dimes for all sports combined.
Keep doing what you do best Lang, lose money in every sport and make long term faders that green.
Brandon, your eyes getting bloodshot from all the weeping you're doing!?!? Losing night after night will do that to you!:lolBIG:
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How'd you like that 33 dime loser you had on Vanderbilt? You know what? I could give a damn because you're nothing but a scumbag scamdicapper! :finger:
You're such a mangy cocksucker, I think I'll drop a steamy fresh fecal bomb on top of your bald melon!
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How'd you like that 33 dime loser you had on Vanderbilt? You know what? I could give a damn because you're nothing but a scumbag scamdicapper! :finger:
You're such a mangy cocksucker, I think I'll drop a steamy fresh fecal bomb on top of your bald melon!
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