SP: I have played approximately 1millon hands (of poker)since 1998...
BM: Sorry, I can't resist.
On accounta my being a product of America's most excellent education system, I did the math.
One million hands in six years means 465 per day, 19 per hour, if we presume that you never stopped once to eat, sleep, piss, or post.
Or if you only spent 12 hours per day that would mean 900 hands per day, 38 per hour.
Or maybe it's just a fulltime job and 8 hours per day, so 1300 hands a day, 57 per hour, again presuming you never take a single day off in 6 years.
I'm guessing this alleged wife of yours is not a math teacher, otherwise you would be scolded.