that was fantastic atmosphere in Nashville, wow. Those fans were standing while watching! Place was a rockin'.
Important cuz we have certain American cities whining that they can't support Hockey then the good folks of Smashville step and make fools of those cities by coming out in Massive Support of Hockey. If Nashville can rise to the occasion....
Lets talk about The Art of Smuggling Catfish into an arena.
"Inside Job" is
THE PATH of Ultimate Catfish Smuggling Into Arena Mastery and where we've evolved to for this Most Pivotal Affair. Got The Hookup, Baby.
Tonight more Catfish gone get smuggled in than any game yet cuz JellyRoll's first BabyMama's neighbor Brenda's friend
LINZ
got hired thru a Temp Agency to sell Corndogs at the Urban Noodle Kiosk on Concourse B specifically & expressly to smuggle in Catfish, she don't need the job she's got a job, she's a waitress at Rippy's (
oh crap too much information), she's smuggling some fishes in plus KoolWhip has tickets and is able to fit 12 Fish under his hat. Does cause his hat to sit up way too high on his head though, we're trying as we speak to convince him to Be Reasonable, smuggle in just 4 fish soze his lid don't be so obviously and transparently askew causing Security at The Gate to make him remove his Hat then they look in it find the fishes and confiscate them. That'd be pure unmitigated disaster. Yuge Red Flag, that High Hat.
Whoever tosses goal needs to: nail
Guentzel wida fish
in hopes it causes him to go nuts get in a fight and get a
Game Misconduct and a boot to his ass "
Hit The Door Bro, see ya."
At 2:44 of the 2nd we've paid an Official to level an accusation of Hacking The Scoreboard against Evgeny Malkin at which point he will be Sent Off as well.