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PANTHERS-BRONCOS: Hondo’s exhaustive in-depth search for one good reason to take a sentimental journey with the Ol’ Game Manager has yielded nothing. Granted, Peyton’s intangibles are untouchable, but unless you’re on a smoke-induced Rocky Mountain high, you have to admit his offense is about as pedestrian as it gets, which should lead to a walk in the park for Carolina’s stingy defense.
Broncos defensive ends Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware can torment the man in the pocket, but they won’t have Tom Brady waiting to take a dive when they get there. They will be running smack dab into — and bouncing off — SuperCam, the leader of an attack that has posted 35 points a game in the Panthers’ last seven.
Of course, the Broncos aren’t totally without hope. They have a chance if: 1) Brock Osweiler gets the start because Roger “$44M-A-Year” Goodell suspends Manning upon concluding “it is more probable than not” Peyton was “generally aware” HGH was somewhere in the vicinity of his body; 2) The Panthers have their pregame meal catered by Chipotle; or 3) Derek Anderson takes over at quarterback when Cam concusses himself after an early touchdown with an extra-hard dab.
Barring those scenarios, it will be Newton proclaiming he’s going to Disney World, and Peyton mumbling his latest Nationwide jingle: 1 and 3 in Super Bowls.
Panthers 31-10