Why does everything good in life have to have life threatening consequences???
Sex--can get you HIV, STDs, warts, a fucking kid or two or three,
Oral sex--can get you all of the above and throat cancer
Anal sex can get you all of the above and anal warts
Drinking--can get you cirrhosis, dehydrated, DUIs, and death
drugs---can kill you
food---can increase your cholesterol, LDL, eventually cause strokes, heart attacks, and numerous other horrible crap
smoking--basically fucks up every organ in your body
jacking off too much---causes hairy palms, increases risk of prostate cancer
What else is left to do????