Sorry To All You Putang Eaters....

[Rawpimple]

Human Papillomavirus or HPV virus (the same virus that causes cervical cancer in women) is now linked to tonsilar and base of tongue cancer, mostly in men. That fucking sucks BIGTIME. Let me tell you for those that dont know...head and neck cancer is one of the worst fucking cancers you can have. They always recur despite radical treatment. A lot of times the tumor will metastasize without evidence of a primary. The ear, nose, and throat doctors will then do numerous biopsies in the back of your mouth to try and find the cancer because that is where they usually reside.
ALL THIS FROM EATING *****. WOW!!!
So they found the risk is greatest if you have been with a chick with 6 or more sexual partners. Let me say that most women have more than 6 sexual partners by the time they are 14. So chances are your girlfriend, wife or bitch is probably harboring that shit in her putang and you are slirping that shit up and its finding a nice haven in the cells in your throat, waiting to fuck up its DNA and cause cancer.
:godown: :godown: :smoker2: :smoker2: :godown:

So keep eating and smoking away.

Im going to get another fucking beer.........:drink:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Better stick to only sucking cock, I guess...

I mean, uh...

 

[Rawpimple]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/08/28/hm.cancer.warts.reut/index.html

Here is the fucking link


For those of you evidence based medicine folks do a fucking pubmed search and leave me the fuck alone.

:drink: :drink: ope:

 

[Rawpimple]

Better stick to only sucking cock, I guess...

I mean, uh...

yeah even more reason to go for cock instead....better start getting that tapping foot working and maybe head to a public restroom

 

[Rawpimple]

Why does everything good in life have to have life threatening consequences???

Sex--can get you HIV, STDs, warts, a fucking kid or two or three,
Oral sex--can get you all of the above and throat cancer
Anal sex can get you all of the above and anal warts
Drinking--can get you cirrhosis, dehydrated, DUIs, and death
drugs---can kill you
food---can increase your cholesterol, LDL, eventually cause strokes, heart attacks, and numerous other horrible crap
smoking--basically fucks up every organ in your body
jacking off too much---causes hairy palms, increases risk of prostate cancer

What else is left to do????

 

[quantumleap]

This is only true if you exchange bodily fluids. There is no risk for HPV from licking the clit.

 

[kimchee7270]

Human Papillomavirus or HPV virus (the same virus that causes cervical cancer in women) is now linked to tonsilar and base of tongue cancer, mostly in men. That fucking sucks BIGTIME. Let me tell you for those that dont know...head and neck cancer is one of the worst fucking cancers you can have. They always recur despite radical treatment. A lot of times the tumor will metastasize without evidence of a primary. The ear, nose, and throat doctors will then do numerous biopsies in the back of your mouth to try and find the cancer because that is where they usually reside.
ALL THIS FROM EATING *****. WOW!!!
So they found the risk is greatest if you have been with a chick with 6 or more sexual partners. Let me say that most women have more than 6 sexual partners by the time they are 14. So chances are your girlfriend, wife or bitch is probably harboring that shit in her putang and you are slirping that shit up and its finding a nice haven in the cells in your throat, waiting to fuck up its DNA and cause cancer.
:godown: :godown: :smoker2: :smoker2: :godown:

So keep eating and smoking away.

Im going to get another fucking beer.........:drink:

...no way !!

i've eaten ***** all my life , and i never had cancer ..

no way

no fvckn way

:smoker2:

 

[CrocodileHunter]

...no way !!

i've eaten ***** all my life , and i never had cancer ..

no way

no fvckn way

:smoker2:

Carl ate your wife's p.ussy and he turned out alright.

 

[mlfp]

...no way !!

i've eaten ***** all my life , and i never had cancer ..

no way

no fvckn way

:smoker2:

I call bullshit.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I call bullshit.

No way. Guy says he's been eating p ussy all his life and I believe him...kids who get molested/sexually assaulted by their mothers always turn out to be fucked up. kimchee falls into this profile like I do a terrorist's one, so I can absolutely believe that he's been eating his mom's snatch practically from birth. Lock city.

 

[steaktartar]

This is only true if you exchange bodily fluids. There is no risk for HPV from licking the clit.

the voice of reason

 

[kimchee7270]

No way. Guy says he's been eating p ussy all his life and I believe him...kids who get molested/sexually assaulted by their mothers always turn out to be fucked up. kimchee falls into this profile like I do a terrorist's one, so I can absolutely believe that he's been eating his mom's snatch practically from birth. Lock city.

...i can't get enough :lolBIG:

 

[kimchee7270]

Carl ate your wife's p.ussy and he turned out alright.

good for him...!

she was clean too..wasn't stanky :lol:

 

[mlfp]

...i can't get enough :lolBIG:

What's it like having such low self-esteem that you actually encourage people to hate you more?

 

[slick69]

This is only true if you exchange bodily fluids. There is no risk for HPV from licking the clit.

You will still probably get a little juice in your mouth.

 

[tkim11]

I call bullshit.

Agree. Only thing he ate are dogs and cats

 

[Jack Herer]

Suddenly licking ass doesn't seem so bad huh?

 

[FalseDmitri]

HPV is NOT a fluid-transmitted infection. In fact, by age 50, 80% of the population has been infected with HPV at least one in their lives. Usually, in about 99.7% of infections, the body simply eradites that strain of HPV from the body (there are over 100 of which 30 can infect the genitals, type 16 and 18 most linked to cervical, penile, and oral cancers, and type 6 usually causes warts anywhere on the body). So eating snatch can lead to cancer in theory, but these types of cancers are extremely rare (HPV-induced penile cancer almost never involves guys who are cut, for example).

 

[lopsided]

HPV is NOT a fluid-transmitted infection. In fact, by age 50, 80% of the population has been infected with HPV at least one in their lives. Usually, in about 99.7% of infections, the body simply eradites that strain of HPV from the body (there are over 100 of which 30 can infect the genitals, type 16 and 18 most linked to cervical, penile, and oral cancers, and type 6 usually causes warts anywhere on the body). So eating snatch can lead to cancer in theory, but these types of cancers are extremely rare (HPV-induced penile cancer almost never involves guys who are cut, for example).

Exactly. Cancers of the oropharynx are extremely rare. Almost all that I have seen were related to smoking/tobacco. And BTW, there are many studies that show increasing the incidence of ejaculation improves prostatic health.

 

[Boxslayer]

Exactly. Cancers of the oropharynx are extremely rare. Almost all that I have seen were related to smoking/tobacco. And BTW, there are many studies that show increasing the incidence of ejaculation improves prostatic health.

in that case i may have the healthiest prostate in the country

brb, gotta go rub one out