Somebody give me a good wiener joke..

[quantumleap]

I have a tattoo on my wiener. It says "Shorty". When I get an erection it says "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

 

[X-Files]

anybody got a really short one?

1"

 

[billhill999]

I have a tattoo on my wiener. It says "Shorty". When I get an erection it says "Shorty's Bar & Grill, Chattanooga, Tennessee"

I heard when your girl wants six inches you have to fold it in half.

 

[5teamparlay]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

 

[festeringZit]

a husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "error. Not long enough."

d-

 

[festeringZit]

My wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that help get an erection. You should have seen the look in her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills.

I'm still looking for a place to live.