So pissed at my roommate rightnow!!!

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your worst nightmare
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THEN FUCKING 2 MINUTES LATER my roommate busts in the room, grabs me by the shoulders and throws me off the bed, pulls his shorts down and slides into my date!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! and i hear her moaning and shit so i just left and drove around town for awhile. i just got back and im thinking of kicking my roommate out. anyway just had to get this out, had to vent somewhere and the place i gamble is as good as any other. thanks for listening

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And double rainbows too.
 

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wtf???? even the biggest tool would have stood up to that.
 

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:lol:

Sounds like an episode of RJ Berger.

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Did she give you the finger test?
 

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Maybe she was unsatisfied with the size of your penis.

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was believing it up until he was thrown off and the dude continued where he stopped. unless they have the exact some cock and she is blind and deaf.
 

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This dude's story may not be true but I'll tell you a similar one that is true. My friend was having a big party over at his place. He invited this girl over that he liked. Nice looking blonde. I was hoping he wouldn't get anywhere with her so I could ask her out a few weeks later.

Things are going just fine and I'm getting drunk so I decide to call it a night and drove home. Come Monday morning (I worked with the guy) this guy's friend tells me his roommate bagged this girl down in the basement as the party was going on. Must have happened after I left because both parties were still upstairs when I left.

Needless to say things were rather arctic around his house with his roommate. I asked him about it later and he admitted that is what happened. I saw his roommate at the bar where we all hung out and asked him how she was and he said she was great. Never saw her after that.

On a side note, I'll never forget this one asshole that everyone hated. When I showed up at this same party and said a half-hearted hello to him and he immediately pointed out his girlfriend and told me not to make any moves on her. I thought maybe he had heard that I was like that (I wasn't) but another couple guys said he told them the same thing out of the blue like that. He was arrested for breaking into her car a few months later. What a loser!
 

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Sounds like a familiar cartoon!!!

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