So I accidentally masturbated with my GF's self-tanner

[gynecologist]

HC?

Anymore pics?

 

[nascarphenom]

Fuck that shit...this is the rubber room. Show us your dick.

a southpaw i see.......try sitting on your hand to make it numb.....a "stranger"ope:

 

[HarryCaray]

a southpaw i see.......try sitting on your hand to make it numb.....a "stranger"ope:

I write with my right hand, but consider myself a "switch hitter."

 

[Journeyman]

Fuck that shit...this is the rubber room. Show us your dick.

OMG...this thread is out of control!

:monsters- This is like a car crash you have to look but you wish you didn't........

 

[juice]

does it burn when you pee now? or is your urine a different color? these are questions I need answered.
that's got to be one hell of a tan line.
what was your girl's reaction? her fantasies about screwing a brown man are halfway realized now

 

[HarryCaray]

does it burn when you pee now? or is your urine a different color? these are questions I need answered.
that's got to be one hell of a tan line.
what was your girl's reaction? her fantasies about screwing a brown man are halfway realized now

No and no.
Her reaction was along the lines of "you're fucking disgusting." And that's it. Now she's making fun of me.

 

[HarryCaray]

OMG...this thread is out of control!

:monsters- This is like a car crash you have to look but you wish you didn't........

Rubber Room motherfucker!!! ope:

 

[gynecologist]

Motherfucker-Cocksucker-Piece of Shit-Cunt-Twat-ope:


Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

 

[Journeyman]

Rubber Room motherfucker!!! ope:

 

[RobertArias]

Here you go:

http://www.consumersearch.com/www/family/sunless-tanning/fullstory.html

<TABLE cellSpacing=1 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=fsbar>Alternative Considerations </TD></TR><TR><TD class=fssection>If you decide you can't wait for a sunless tan to fade on its own, reviewers recommend using St. Tropez Tanning Essentials Self Tan Remover (*est. $15) to remove color. You can also use this to clean your hands after application.

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Great another chance to JERK OFF Harry..................

 

[HarryCaray]

Great another chance to JERK OFF Harry..................

Haha I was thinking the same thing; how could I apply this stuff and not be masturbating? :smoking: